Nick Against the World (43 Viewers)

[Centrocampista]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


He said a lot of things, mostly things nobody wants to repeat

That's him alright .

 

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[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++


I had someone force a few of those on me at a Beijing restaurant a few years ago. All the locals at the place were like, "Let's watch and laugh at the cracker trying to eat these!" But I showed them.

Kind of made me think of flavored textured rubber on toothpicks, so it wasn't exactly something I would brag about.

Somewhere in my small intestine there must still be the remains of what a New Orleans cab driver once hung from his rear view mirror...

When you were in Hong Kong, did you sample any vintage Havana cigars? It is the only place left where you can buy a $1,000 1990 Davidoff for $800. That is per cigar, not per box!

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Altair ] ++


He was jamaican...

No sorry..Richard Reed was not Jamican.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

He was white.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


No sorry..Richard Reed was not Jamican.

Thanks to Richard Reed I am always detained in the airports. Security hears that "The Shoe Wanker" is boarding a certain flight. It's always the same - "I'm the shoe wanker, not the shoe bomber."

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
He was white.

There are a lot of white jamaicans.

Take a look at the portraits of Jamaica's past government officials - more white folks than a Burke family (inbred) reunion

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


When you were in Hong Kong, did you sample any vintage Havana cigars? It is the only place left where you can buy a $1,000 1990 Davidoff for $800. That is per cigar, not per box!

I'm sure you can buy them in Canada jackass...in case you have not noticed our neighbors to the North never followed our lead on Cuba ...

 

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


When you were in Hong Kong, did you sample any vintage Havana cigars? It is the only place left where you can buy a $1,000 1990 Davidoff for $800. That is per cigar, not per box!

Damn!

I think I'd raise some eyebrows with the company accountants. I can only imagine the reaction to THAT expense report... :dazed:

(As if I'd use my own money for that. )

 

[Centrocampista]

Is there anyone else here who thinks Milan ****ed us with Abbiati?

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


Thanks to Richard Reed I am always detained in the airports. Security hears that "The Shoe Wanker" is boarding a certain flight. It's always the same - "I'm the shoe wanker, not the shoe bomber."

Thanks to Christian Vieri I am constantly be-littled at Airports in Italy (if I'm wearing sunglasses and a cap) and told to "retire" "go play cricket" and other pleasant things....once I could of sworn that Michael Chiklis told me to go "Shit in a coffee can..."

 

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


I'm sure you can buy them in Canada jackass...in case you have not noticed our neighbors to the North never followed our lead on Cuba ...

And you can get the best angel dust at Kingsmill's.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


There are a lot of white jamaicans.

Take a look at the portraits of Jamaica's past government officials - more white folks than a Burke family (inbred) reunion

I'll come to Raleigh and own you.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Centrocampista ] ++
Is there anyone else here who thinks Milan ****ed us with Abbiati?

Why?

Because otherwise Chimenti would have been your starter?
Because otherwise you have had to spend money on a keeper who is over 40 ..
or because you got him free of charge and he has let in one goal in three games for you??

WE GOT SCREWED....Berlusconi put politics ahead of the team for that I have a sour taste in my mouth...

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


I'm sure you can buy them in Canada jackass...in case you have not noticed our neighbors to the North never followed our lead on Cuba ...

You are so focking wrong, JACKASS. Even Davidoff doesn't have any 1990's left. Only available in Hong Kong, and that is because the millionaire store owners bought everything available in Cuba the moment Davidoff announced they were pulling out of the country a few years ago. I did not expect you to know that, But don't call me a "Jackass" when you know nothing about this business.

 

[Centrocampista]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


Why?

Because otherwise Chimenti would have been your starter?
Because otherwise you have had to spend money on a keeper who is over 40 ..
or because you got him free of charge and he has not let in one goal in three games for you??

WE GOT SCREWED....Berlusconi put politics ahead of the team for that I have a sour taste in my mouth...

TBH I doubt Chimenti would have been worse. Did you even see Abbiati against Brugge?

He did not keep a clean sheet against Brugge and the goal was mostly his fault as well.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


I'll come to Raleigh and own you.

Is that a slave reference?

 

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


I'll come to Raleigh and own you.

Be careful, Burke. The RTP area is like a medieval city walled off to protect the residents from an invasion of inbreeding barbarians. If you're not careful, you might end up getting someone pregnant who has more dotted lines in her family tree than she has teeth, from her family of which there is no escape.

But then seeing that you've been able to survive West Virginia for so long... I take that back.

 

[The Pado]

Nick, don't Italians generally realize that Vieri is taller than five foot focking all?

And yes, heed the advice and shit in a coffee can.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++


Be careful, Burke. The RTP area is like a medieval city walled off to protect the residents from an invasion of inbreeding barbarians. If you're not careful, you might end up getting someone pregnant who has more dotted lines in her family tree than she has teeth, from her family of which there is no escape.

But then seeing that you've been able to survive West Virginia for so long... I take that back.

I am a great sabboteur, I will infiltrate with the force of thirty men.



Pado, no it was not a slave reference.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Nick, don't Italians generally realize that Vieri is taller than five foot focking all?

the fact that he couldnt keep zlatan's "shot" at the euro out of the net probably doesnt help