++ [ originally posted by swag
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I had someone force a few of those on me at a Beijing restaurant a few years ago. All the locals at the place were like, "Let's watch and laugh at the cracker trying to eat these!" But I showed them.
Kind of made me think of flavored textured rubber on toothpicks, so it wasn't exactly something I would brag about.
Somewhere in my small intestine there must still be the remains of what a New Orleans cab driver once hung from his rear view mirror...