Nick Against the World (91 Viewers)

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


Frank and Juanita.

Frank is a steward on my boat.

Juanita is a Jamaican prostitute.

How did you meet them?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++
The opposite.

High metabolism means I can drink a lot more than the average person. I burn it off faster.

Don't worry i'm healthy, just always been a skinney little shit.

Yea, but I have a higher weight, so it takes longer to take effect.

Beats having man boobs.

:LOL:

ANDREW THOMAS!

j/k

 

[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


You have seen my women.

So don't tease me, baby.

No I've saw you post 2 pictures of girls on an internet forum. I've saw countless girls 'check out' Jae in bars. Im pretty sure he has no problems getting girls.

They are hanging off his dick so to speak

 

[jaecole]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++
Jae, seriously how much do you weigh?

Im 15 and i weigh just below 70.

I've no idea.

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


That has nothing to do with my talking asshole. I'm from New Jersey.

Dan, my asshole is named Jean Baptiste, and it makes more sense than a lot (Go Burkey) of wankers I know.

we should start a wanking cult.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++


How did you meet them?

Have you looked at my location lately?

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++


I've no idea.

No, im just wondering. you do look very skinny.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++


No I've saw you post 2 pictures of girls on an internet forum. I've saw countless girls 'check out' Jae in bars. Im pretty sure he has no problems getting girls.

They are hanging off his dick so to speak

Well, I am quality over quantity, but I can hold my own. I assure you.

 

[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
Yea, but I have a higher weight, so it takes longer to take effect.

I can eat whatever I want and never gain weight ever. I can drink more than most men. We burn it off, you store it in your flab

You are all good looking guys, but I think most girls will agree with me and say Jae would be the one they would be checking out first

I guess its all down to Fabiana and Nicole

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


Have you looked at my location lately?

then how did you meet frank? did he come free with the boat, or did you interview him? If so, how did it go?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I guarantee he is between 50 and 55 kilos.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


Well, I am quality over quantity, but I can hold my own. I assure you.

I know. You can hold your own, stuff it into a shoe, a torch two loads in an hour.

 

[jaecole]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


Well, I am quality over quantity, but I can hold my own. I assure you.

Your such a typical college boy borderline jock

I don't care if you could drink more, what does it matter. Fact is i'm taking your girlfriend home

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++


then how did you meet frank? did he come free with the boat, or did you interview him? If so, how did it go?

in a bar here in Kingston.

Dude, I am just messing around.

Slow your roll.

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


in a bar here in Kingston.

Dude, I am just messing around.

Slow your roll.

So frank doesnt exsist?

So you wont cruise down the Rhein and pick me up in your boat?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++


Your such a typical college boy borderline jock

I don't care if you could drink more, what does it matter. Fact is i'm taking your girlfriend home

I did not say I could drink more than you, I only questioned your tolerance level, DUDE!

And I am exactly a college boy, jock, jerk, dick, ya know?

 

[jaecole]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
I guarantee he is between 50 and 55 kilos.

Those pics are from last year, I might have gained about a pound since then so make it 51 or 55.

This is what happens when I hang out with jocks, we talk about such crap like who has bigger muscles and who can drink more. I want to talk about getting Emma naked and playing guitar.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++


So frank doesnt exsist?

So you wont cruise down the Rhein and pick me up in your boat?

Not unless my boat is a BMW.

Lemme check, nope, it's not.

 

[jaecole]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++



I did not say I could drink more than you, I only questioned your tolerance level, DUDE!

And I am exactly a college boy, jock, jerk, dick, ya know?

Well I drink around 13 vodka in a night I guess with a few beers. That's me drunk enough to climb into hedges. Judge as you will kiddo.

 

[Dan]

so Burkey, Wann ich nach Amerika fahren, treffe ich viele madchen ya?