Nick Against the World (95 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++


hey, its for your own benefit. For a guy living in a totally different continent your german is good, considering alot of people in the south of the US barely speak english right.

Hahahahahahhahahahhahah, JA!

 

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[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++


Fine I'll take it off

I'm not known for my fashion tastes I must say.

Is that a compliment or an insult Emma?

You look emaciated in that picture.

 

[Emma]

Jae is long and thin and goes well in or so they say

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Did you see what I said to that kid?

I no longer respect him.

I don't respect those with eating disorders.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++


hey, its for your own benefit. For a guy living in a totally different continent your german is good, considering alot of people in the south of the US barely speak english right.

If my asshole had teeth and a tongue, I would teach it speak all the languages that I cannot speak. Then, my asshole and I could travel the world, fvcking women's shoes from Albania to Zambia.

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
I meant something like this, cock gobbler.

Was this your first or second beer?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++
Jae is long and thin and goes well in or so they say

Well, I am longer, and twice as wide.

I am almost 88 kilos.

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


If my asshole had teeth and a tongue, I would teach it speak all the languages that I cannot speak. Then, my asshole and I could travel the world, fvcking women's shoes from Albania to Zambia.

I think a suiting name for the rectum would be Trevor, or Bernard. Dont you?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


If my asshole had teeth and a tongue, I would teach it speak all the languages that I cannot speak. Then, my asshole and I could travel the world, fvcking women's shoes from Albania to Zambia.

He means out Texas/Arkansas/Bama/Mississippi way, dude.

 

[jaecole]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
Did you see what I said to that kid?

I no longer respect him.

I don't respect those with eating disorders.

Thats alright Burke, your not exactly top of my respect list anyways being a racist bigot

Emma, go get me the response!

Though yeah I'm thin. That's high metabolism for you.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++


Was this your first or second beer?

27th

 

[Dan]

Jae, seriously how much do you weigh?

Im 15 and i weigh just below 70.

 

[Emma]

He isnt even that skinny. Hes so indie its unbelivable

Thats why he gets all the chicks and Burke plays with Andy

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++


Thats alright Burke, your not exactly top of my respect list anyways being a racist bigot

Emma, go get me the response!

Though yeah I'm thin. That's high metabolism for you.

I'm not a racist, I hate everybody.


High metabolism? Your limit must be like 3 beers.

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


27th

Who is the dude and the chick?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++


Thats why he gets all the chicks and Burke plays with Andy

You have seen my women.

So don't tease me, baby.

 

[jaecole]

The opposite.

High metabolism means I can drink a lot more than the average person. I burn it off faster.

Don't worry i'm healthy, just always been a skinney little shit.

Beats having man boobs.

 

[Dan]

Judging as the neutral male, i would say Burke's girl at the moment is better looking the Jae's but Jae's is better then Burkes old one.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++


Who is the dude and the chick?

Frank and Juanita.

Frank is a steward on my boat.

Juanita is a Jamaican prostitute.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


He means out Texas/Arkansas/Bama/Mississippi way, dude.

That has nothing to do with my talking asshole. I'm from New Jersey.

Dan, my asshole is named Jean Baptiste, and it makes more sense than a lot (Go Burkey) of wankers I know.