My time as Turdface hasnt been a success. Ive annoyed everyone, Burke has left, Andys computer ****ed, Nick lost his sanity, Vinny wants me dead, Sergio isnt even here and Pado stopped being Pado.
Not having the old fun here anymore. That was killed because to much energy was wasted talking to fvcktard Nick and I cant be bothered having to write full page responses to everyone that I offend. Makes me look like a whiny old bastard as some say. Also tired of the River tag.
So here it is. Reserved and withdrawn stupid old gloopy turdface. This is real life Claire that everyone was so keen to get. Thoughts are inside now. Suck it up, you know
++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
You might stink, but you should never leave. If you leave I will stop wanking. I will never again wank, never again slip the meat into a pair of slingbacks, never, never again. That is a promise.