Nick Against the World (62 Viewers)

Max

Senior Member
Jul 15, 2003
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++ [ originally posted by turdface ] ++
To go with my new haircut :D

Im also not feeling myself lately, I have some weird bug this last 2 weeks. I havent eaten properly in two weeks and im throwing up every now and then. My doctor is a ****tard who has no idea whats wrong with me. He give me medication which I was talking, didnt work so he give me something different today. Hasnt worked so far. I dont feel constantly sick, i just throw up a few times a day. Im fine before and im fine after. I think my body is gradually killing itself from the inside. I may not be around much longer :totti:

Any doctors in the house?:D
Perhaps it's a case of the stomach flu? Are you just throwing up bile, or does your projectile contain traces of food?
 

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Max

Senior Member
Jul 15, 2003
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Start by eating bread (buns) and water for a while, and drink lots of fluids. After a while, you can start adding other stuff back, but don't eat so much shit food because then it's back to square one.

That's my suggestion, but then again, if you were to try this, you are taking advice from a 16 year-old from Canada with no medical background whatsoever. Anyways, good luck!
 

Max

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Jul 15, 2003
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:LOL: I was going to suggest that actually, but they ask any woman if they have had sexual intercourse in the past month or have warning signs of pregnancy everytime they visit the doctor's office.
 

Vinman

2013 Prediction Cup Champ
Jul 16, 2002
11,482
++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++


Yeah it's not very fair at all. Vinni probably has a more important job than anybody I know on the Forum.
I appreciate that Andy, however, many ppl have important jobs, and that has to be respected

I dont like the fact that some ppl here (ok, maybe just 1 or 2) refer to me just as "a cop"

I'm much more than just my job, damnit !!

Guys, my name is Vinni, or Vinman is fine. Try to refer to me in that sense Blandest...or is it Turdface ??:confused:
 
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IncuboRossonero

IncuboRossonero

Inferiority complex
Nov 16, 2003
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  • Thread Starter #13,133
    I find your new persona even more disgusting, annoying and tacky than your real persona...Emma barked..River would bite...you are doing neither..your just farting and trust me Ms. NoseCandy the stench is wafting 'up the fukin rafters'.

    Be yourself and stop trying so hard.

    Your respected DICK

    NICK
     

    turdface

    Junior Member
    Mar 1, 2005
    141
    ++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
    I find your new persona even more disgusting, annoying and tacky than your real persona...Emma barked..River would bite...you are doing neither..your just farting and trust me Ms. NoseCandy the stench is wafting 'up the fukin rafters'.

    Be yourself and stop trying so hard.

    Your respected DICK

    NICK
    I dont want to use my real name online. This isnt real. Nor do I try to be myself online, I be myself offline. Online is where I be whatever I want to be. So hard to understand?

    Also I was originally turdface, I posted under that handle in the support forum offer free dutch porn. The name 'Blandest' was a word created by Emma because it 'sounds cool' and registered by Erik one night on msn when they persuaded me to join up for a while.

    So Blandest is hardly 'the real me' either.

    Its also annoying to be compared to River and Emma all the time. Please refrain. I dont know how River even posted here, the less I care, we arent even speaking now or havent for 2 weeks or more. So fvck you, fvck River and fvck Juventuz.com.

    Turdface will do what she feels like jerkbag.
     
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    IncuboRossonero

    IncuboRossonero

    Inferiority complex
    Nov 16, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by turdface ] ++
    Its also annoying to be compared to River and Emma all the time. Please refrain. I dont know how River even posted here, the less I care, we arent even speaking now or havent for 2 weeks or more. So fvck you, fvck River and fvck Juventuz.com.

    Turdface will do what she feels like jerkbag.
    how about doing it where you don't stink up the whole damn thread ... you have reached new lows ... at least before you were somewhat entertaining but now you are a whiny spoiled brat with stinky farts and a bigger mouth...I remain...

    higher than thou

    Nick
     

    The Pado

    Filthy Gobbo
    Jul 12, 2002
    9,939
    Right Blandie, you stink to me. And quit bagging on River, I have to defend her as long as I'm popping her mother.

    Nick Rules; Claire farts and stinks up the joint; and Burke is the perfect union of Rectum and Vocal Chords.
     

    turdface

    Junior Member
    Mar 1, 2005
    141
    Do I care?
    No.
    And why did you not answer the first parts of my post?
    And whats the stink? heres what ive posted since the last time I tried to understand you.

    ++ [ originally posted by turdface ] ++


    Like I.



    Oh I dont mind taking shit. Just your always so far off. I totally dont get why or what we are discussing right now.

    Basically you think I left you out to annoy you or something? :D I try to annoy everyone equally. Some react in a normal way, you just react with something that dosent make sense.



    For you getting this wrong. You think I tried to annoy you with that but the trust is you werent even on my mind :D

    Cops blow.
    ++ [ originally posted by turdface ] ++


    My job is important. Without me deaf people cant hire prostitutes.
    ++ [ originally posted by turdface ] ++
    To go with my new haircut :D

    Im also not feeling myself lately, I have some weird bug this last 2 weeks. I havent eaten properly in two weeks and im throwing up every now and then. My doctor is a ****tard who has no idea whats wrong with me. He give me medication which I was talking, didnt work so he give me something different today. Hasnt worked so far. I dont feel constantly sick, i just throw up a few times a day. Im fine before and im fine after. I think my body is gradually killing itself from the inside. I may not be around much longer :totti:

    Any doctors in the house?:D
    ++ [ originally posted by turdface ] ++
    nope.

    Im so white it looks like im dead.
    ++ [ originally posted by turdface ] ++
    Im taking doctors pills. If I drink or take another drug I could kill myself. Im silly but not that silly.

    Going through smokes like crazy. Smoking is essential after throwing up I discovered.
    ++ [ originally posted by turdface ] ++
    how do i know, i havent eaten anything in ages :D I cant eat. But yeah I throw up food too.
    ++ [ originally posted by turdface ] ++
    Sure thing pig. i mean vinman.

    See even Vinman sounds copish, its like your Vinman and you are the law. I cant help my inner urges :D
    This is to extreme for your thread?

    If I destroyed something you had here, I apologise. You're posting towards me when Im not even thinking of posting to you. Your finding faults in my posts relating to you when nothing is aimed at you.

    I have no care for you, I post in this thread because they closed the other garbage threads I made. They were alot worse, but they are gone. You helped close them.

    So whos the whiny brat here? Its you you idiot.

    So what I gather from your crap is that my new persona annoys you? And you want me to be myself? Right? Isnt that what you asked me?

    Well I answered. Here it is again

    ++ [ originally posted by turdface ] ++
    "I dont want to use my real name online. This isnt real. Nor do I try to be myself online, I be myself offline. Online is where I be whatever I want to be. So hard to understand?"
    Now please get over yourself, get over this thread and if you find me so annoying block me or ignore me. Or if you cant deal with that get your fanclub to ask me to leave this thread. If the majority, infact make that anyone I post towards wants me to leave this thread and this forum in general. I'll gladly leave and bring my ugly personas somewhere else.

    BTW that 'higher than thou' thing was pathetic. I think you have just shown the entire forum that you really take this to seriously. It made me cringe reading that to be honest.
     

    The Pado

    Filthy Gobbo
    Jul 12, 2002
    9,939
    You might stink, but you should never leave. If you leave I will stop wanking. I will never again wank, never again slip the meat into a pair of slingbacks, never, never again. That is a promise.
     

    Vinman

    2013 Prediction Cup Champ
    Jul 16, 2002
    11,482
    ++ [ originally posted by turdface ] ++
    Do I care?
    No.
    And why did you not answer the first parts of my post?
    And whats the stink? heres what ive posted since the last time I tried to understand you.

    This is to extreme for your thread?

    If I destroyed something you had here, I apologise. You're posting towards me when Im not even thinking of posting to you. Your finding faults in my posts relating to you when nothing is aimed at you.

    I have no care for you , I post in this thread because they closed the other garbage threads I made. They were alot worse, but they are gone. You helped close them.

    So whos the whiny brat here? Its you you idiot.

    So what I gather from your crap is that my new persona annoys you? And you want me to be myself? Right? Isnt that what you asked me?

    Well I answered. Here it is again



    Now please get over yourself, get over this thread and if you find me so annoying block me or ignore me. Or if you cant deal with that get your fanclub to ask me to leave this thread. If the majority, infact make that anyone I post towards wants me to leave this thread and this forum in general. I'll gladly leave and bring my ugly personas somewhere else.

    BTW that 'higher than thou' thing was pathetic. I think you have just shown the entire forum that you really take this to seriously. It made me cringe reading that to be honest.
    Well Blan..Turd...... or whatever you call yourself today, why post in Nicks thread then if you can't stand him ??

    You can always start another thread. There is no limit to the amount of thread that can be started.............

    *edit* Nevermind what I said....I just read what you posted in the Hangout, and maybe you should just get off the damn forum !!!!!
     

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