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The Pado

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Jul 12, 2002
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++ [ originally posted by Kaiser Franco ] ++
Dear Mr Bush,

I am extremely thrilled to know that you are giving a speech less than 500 meters from my place of residence, and that you will spend the night not far at all from here either. I would have recommended the Conrad Hotel myself, but I suppose the American embassy makes you feel more at home.

However, allow me to kindly ask you to use MSN Messenger or Skype next time you need to deliver an important message to the EU and NATO leaders.

That way I won't have to walk 2 kilometers to find a metro station that isn't closed for the next 2 days.

That way the city centre won't be barricaded for 4 hours because Laura has decided to go drink a glass of Belgian beer with the Queen.

That way I won't have to worry about falling into the line of fire of the sniper stationed on my apartment block when I go to the grocery shop.

Thank you for your consideration.

Regards,

A disgruntled European.
Tell me about it, brother. Two weeks ago the Bush man held a "Town Hall" meeting in Raleigh, very close to the Courthouse. I was trying to get to court, but the interstate was shut down for four hours. I had two choices: Wait several hours to be let on to the highway or return to my office. I chose the latter and missed court. The whole time I was thinking that the USA has not produced a Lee Harvey Oswald in a long time.
 

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IncuboRossonero

IncuboRossonero

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Nov 16, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


    Tell me about it, brother. Two weeks ago the Bush man held a "Town Hall" meeting in Raleigh, very close to the Courthouse. I was trying to get to court, but the interstate was shut down for four hours. I had two choices: Wait several hours to be let on to the highway or return to my office. I chose the latter and missed court. The whole time I was thinking that the USA has not produced a Lee Harvey Oswald in a long time.
    I would have been thinking about Souvlaki for lunch

    but thats just me
     
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    IncuboRossonero

    IncuboRossonero

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    Fabi

    that was indeed the NICK on Skype

    albeit brief

    p.s. Burke and Andy thought I couldn't speak English:

    they slowly kept asking

    DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?? CAN YOU HEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ME?????
     
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    ++ [ originally posted by Vinman ] ++
    Nick,

    Did you sort out the problem ??

    Will you be on tonight ??
    tonight?! Bro .. it is NIGHT!

    We shall see....

    I sleep in UNITS ... so if I can't sleep I'll hook it up..should be ok . I think

    so long as Burke and Andy stop f-ing around with it
     

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