Nick Against the World (49 Viewers)

[Asma]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


Well, you still haven't answered my question, are you in or not?


Did I also mention a staggering colection of online porn as well? So much that I have to get another hard drive.

yay!:cheesy: am i invited,Sergio?

 

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[The Pado]

If you don't invite Elnur, I will blow your ass up with so much Gingerbread even Jared from Subway won't recognize you.

 

[Bjerknes]

Good to see you "back" Sergio, before you leave us stranded here once again...

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
If you don't invite Elnur, I will blow your ass up with so much Gingerbread even Jared from Subway won't recognize you.

Speaking of blowing someone's ass up, that's why I didn't invite you, darling. You sound like a wind tunnel when you walk, so you're no longer of any use to me

 

[IncuboRossonero]

Again with this BULLSHIT!! :groan:

Sergio: don't answer Miss Dubai's request as it is illegal in most states: see the CAFONE for more advice.

Miss Dubai: you obviously had no clue what I was saying..what I meant..to quote George Constanza: "you don't know WHATS going on"
Most of these terms here actually do not mean what you THINK they mean:
let me explain:
wanking: is not a segment on Barney the Dinosaur's show but actually something Padovano does wayyyyyyyyyyy to much of because it makes him feel "special" on those "not so fresh days".

This page is for adults...if you wish to continue to post here I want to see a note from YO MAMMA..YO PAPA or YO "Legal Tutor".
The school girl "awww shucks" bit might cause some oak tree shaped knees to buckle but it doesn't faze this angry MOFO.

Sergio: I thought mortgage brokers were on the phone all day.?

 

[KB824]

Nick, I realize the girl is 16, but I DO need someone to operate the camera.


Mortgage Brokers on the phone all day? absolutely.

Mortgage Underwriters? We avoid the phones the way Donny Balls avoids low-calorie ham.

 

[Dan]

Oh i love this thread. Everytime i go here i have about 15 pages to read.

Not to ****ing ass kiss you nick, cos it happens all over the place, but keep it up.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++
Nick, I realize the girl is 16, but I DO need someone to operate the camera.

Try resting it on Donny's Ball.

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++Mortgage Brokers on the phone all day? absolutely.

Mortgage Underwriters? We avoid the phones the way Donny Balls avoids low-calorie ham.

Bah same thing..you say potato I say potAto....

Mortgage broker gets me financing to buy a home establishing a "trustworthy blah blah blah" thing

Mortgage underwriter: gets me financing to buy a home but calls himself an underwriter because he gets the bigger office??

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++




Bah same thing..you say potato I say potAto....

Mortgage broker gets me financing to buy a home establishing a "trustworthy blah blah blah" thing

Mortgage underwriter: gets me financing to buy a home but calls himself an underwriter because he gets the bigger office??

No, Einstein.


A mortgage broker sits there and tells you "No problem, we can get you the type of loan you want". The mortgage underwriter is the one who has to ACTUALLY look at credit, income, appraisal, and Title, and go to that same broker and tell them, "Uh, you have a problem."

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


No, Einstein.


A mortgage broker sits there and tells you "No problem, we can get you the type of loan you want". The mortgage underwriter is the one who has to ACTUALLY look at credit, income, appraisal, and Title, and go to that same broker and tell them, "Uh, you have a problem."

sounds like the nigerian 'fax' scam to me

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Good to see you "back" Sergio, before you leave us stranded here once again...

whats that smell....?

did someone 'cut the cheese'?

no...Andy's breath smells like shit.

 

[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


sounds like the nigerian 'fax' scam to me

you seen Rivers nigerian scam right?

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


sounds like the nigerian 'fax' scam to me

Yes of course, a scam.

How silly of me. Months studying FHA and mortgage guidelines for 17 states, submitting test cases to the Philadelphia and Atlanta offices of HUD just to get my Direct Endorsement number, and going down to Washington D.C. to attend meetings with the Secretary of HUD to review recent policy changes on an annual basis.

Yep, a scam.

That same scam that could have my licensed suspended for up to 5 years if I am found guilty of any fraudulent activites.

Listen Nick, I don't know whether you are simply breaking my balls or if you legitimately think that I'm part of some scam operation, but this is an awfully ignorant assumption from someone whom I thought was a lot smarter than this.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


whats that smell....?

did someone 'cut the cheese'?

no...Andy's breath smells like shit.

The only thing that smells like shit is your false accusations.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


Yes of course, a scam.

How silly of me. Months studying FHA and mortgage guidelines for 17 states, submitting test cases to the Philadelphia and Atlanta offices of HUD just to get my Direct Endorsement number, and going down to Washington D.C. to attend meetings with the Secretary of HUD to review recent policy changes on an annual basis.

Yep, a scam.

That same scam that could have my licensed suspended for up to 5 years if I am found guilty of any fraudulent activites.

Listen Nick, I don't know whether you are simply breaking my balls or if you legitimately think that I'm part of some scam operation, but this is an awfully ignorant assumption from someone whom I thought was a lot smarter than this.

no deal...
plus I don't believe in credit....my family has a history of paying everything cash: no loans, no shirts, no problem :cheesy:

oddly enough you sound like Martha Stewart...

 

[The Pado]

Chill out there stumps o' oak - I think the dwarf was joking. Since when can't Sergio take a joke? And, while were on the subject, I still want my Heisman Trophy back. Damn you Barry Sanders!

 

[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


Free cable and gourmet meals for "favours", so to speak.

And no, Elnur is not invited.

Sergio, be nice. Elnur should be invited

As well as Vinnie

 

[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by MISS DUBAI ] ++
yay!:cheesy: am i invited,Sergio?

I dont think Andy is coming so probably you wont want to come anyway

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++


The only thing that smells like shit is your false accusations.

Dear respected Boy Scout,

Please stop acting like a guy named Skeeter who feels the need to help the elderly cross the street.

 

[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++

who?!

The christians with girlfriends. I deal with those all the time