Nick Against the World (74 Viewers)

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++

Secondly, what happened to that Gorilla?

The Gorilla was having a wankpe on skype, shot a gorilla loadpe across the room and hit Sergio in the knee, tearing his ACL. Now Sergio walks on crutches and mastrubates with a skype headset, making gorilla noises to his new best fried:


Nicholas Francis Lepore
Iona Prep Class of 1990
Science Club, Marching Band
B.A. from Manhattan College 1994
International Monetary Fund 2003-Present
Pfiser Pharmacueticals - Viagra Research and Development 1994-2003

 

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[KB824]

So, I'm at the doctor a few days ago (wednesday) to do a check-up on my right knee, and I tell him that I've been experiencing discomfort in my left leg due to over-compensating.






I Have an MRI done that same day.











I get the results back today.
















I have a partially torn quad muscle in my left leg, that for some strange reason, hurts a lot more than my two torn ligaments in my right knee, possibly due to the fact that i have leg muscles as thick as oak trees.


And we need to be in our house in two and a half weeks, and both of my legs are wrapped up in enough Ace Bandage to the point where my wife has resorted to calling me "King Tut" whenever I do something to piss her off. Needless to say I'm in a really awful ****ing mood.





So, anybody see Tara Reid's nipple slippage on the red carpet the other night. Plastic Surgeon really butchered that girl. Wouldn't be enough for me to kick her out of bed, however.

 

[Martin]

Sorry to hear that, Sergio

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++
Sorry to hear that, Sergio

You should see me walk after my Vicadin wears off



Picture a robot who flirts with his female co-workers and swears a lot.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

I thought the wanking Gorilla finally did a good deed and flew to Sweden to pounce on that acid wash wearing wanna-be/Incubo hater...all the while leaving the vaseline at home.


Sergio my oak tree look-a-like PAESAN the solution is simple:
1) Sue the doctor for not giving you ample warning about the dangers of having two legs like oak tress.
2) Use the money in the settlement to i) make unaccounted for additions to the new home. ii) buying your wife a Milan jersey to make her happy.
3) Lay off the bacon...those things go straight to your legs.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Mr. X - Is it Salvatore "Sammy the Bull" Gravano?

Just lost all respect for legal research methods instructed at Thomas Cooley.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
That's it!!! The "K" must be for Kafone :cheesy:


Yes, I still speak to Sergio every week, but I know he is not going to track me down and kill/rape/stalk me, or ask if he can stay on my sofa for a few days.

Ok now that its out in the open...can I sleep on your sofa a few nights while visting the Carolina's to attend the "Deliverance" fantasy camp located next the World's Largest ball of lint.

 

[Dragon]

Sergio, Im really sorry for that. I hope you feel better soon

 

[Bjerknes]

Sergio, it must have been tough sitting with your injuries, watching the Niners lose for the ump-teenth time and the Steelers absolutely owning the Patriots. Must have been a great weekend.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Sergio, it must have been tough sitting with your injuries, watching the Niners lose for the ump-teenth time and the Steelers absolutely owning the Patriots. Must have been a great weekend.

Whats with the avatar?

 

[Dragon]

Who doesnt like the Patriots?

Theyre the only good thing New England has

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


Whats with the avatar?

Raskolnikov, do you know who this is? This person deserves to have her face exploited everywhere, as Emma will tell you. To me, its an attempt to bring the person in discussion back to life on the forums. Considering you're here, Roddy, this objective hopefully might be a little easier to complete. And as Emma said, she needed to finish off a few things.

 

[Bjerknes]

Or in other words, lack of a better idea, created by Emma.

 

[Dragon]

Andy likes River!

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++
Andy likes River!

Who doesn't like River?

 

[gray]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
I thought the wanking Gorilla finally did a good deed and flew to Sweden to pounce on that acid wash wearing wanna-be/Incubo hater...all the while leaving the vaseline at home.

What acid wash wewaring wanna-be/Incubo hater in Sweden?

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++

What acid wash wewaring wanna-be/Incubo hater in Sweden?

Guess who. He has the same name as our numero 9.

 

[Dragon]

Nick sometimes is too hard to understand... with all those analogies and stuff

 

[gray]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Guess who. He has the same name as our numero 9.

I know who he's talking about, but Zlatan doesn't live in Sweden

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++
Nick sometimes is too hard to understand... with all those analogies and stuff

I think sometimes Nick doesn't know what he's trying to say himself, and that taking us for a chase with a bunch of irrelevant analogies will help him get away with it.

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Sergio, it must have been tough sitting with your injuries, watching the Niners lose for the ump-teenth time and the Steelers absolutely owning the Patriots. Must have been a great weekend.

First off, I am not a Patriots fan. I loathe them.

Second, its not tough sitting through the season watching the Niners because

A) I knew that, with the youngest team in the league, they would suck. However, losing one of the top 5 defensive players in the league (Julian Peterson) to season ending injury merely greases the skids to the first overall pick in the draft.

B) I hold on to this false hope that Steve young and Brent jones' ownership group will buy the franchise.

Nick, my fellow gold-and-scarletian (is that a word?), thank whatever God you pray to that you're not here to watch this West Coast embarrasment every sunday. Yes, Its that bad.

Oh yeah, no sign of hockey this year either, Nick. As if our Habs had a chance anyway.

I could always go for some more Canadiens' trivia, however.