Nick Against the World (46 Viewers)

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


Cigars, anyone??

You know i will:cheesy:

Whats the latest arguement here?

 

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[Majed]

++ [ originally posted by blackmint ] ++


You know i will:cheesy:

Whats the latest arguement here?

We're trying to convince Pado that wanking in a left shoe is better than wanking in a right shoe...

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by blackmint ] ++


You know i will:cheesy:

Whats the latest arguement here?

2 names, and see if you can remember why I said that:




Bill Clinton

Monica Lewinksy

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Majed ] ++


We're trying to convince Pado that wanking in a left shoe is better than wanking in a right shoe...

Preaching to choir, my friend. I always prefer torching the left shoe if I get a choice.

 

[Asma]

yeepy! we r back to discussing wanking! :sleepy:

 

[gray]

remember which thread this is and you won't be so surprised ...

 

[Asma]

thnx for reminding me.

 

[KB824]

An Ode to Wanking.



I sit beside my window,
thinking of you.

Its been 7 days since you've left me, and my hand is stickier than glue.

The callouses are painful, my shoulders very sore.

Not quite sure if my manhood can take this abuse any more.

So I sit beside my window, not quite sure what to do.

But things are looking better, Paris Hilton's on channel 2.

 

[gray]

did u write that Serge? It's pretty good, and flows nicely (if you'll excuse the pun)

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++
did u write that Serge? It's pretty good, and flows nicely (if you'll excuse the pun)

Yes, I just thought of it.


You'll have to excuse me, I'm Typing with one hand. Christina Milian's video is on rollingstone.com.


You understand

 

[gray]

I didn't need to know that but ermm... have fun

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++
I didn't need to know that but ermm... have fun

Oh, I will


Oh my, now they're showing Beyonce.

Be back Later

 

[Asma]

lol!! well,watching videos is better than wanking,i guess

 

[Layce Erayce]

a girl never says wanking.

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by DukeVonEggwaffle? ] ++
a girl never says wanking.

Mother fucka.



Young Josh, what is up my brother?

 

[Asma]

++ [ originally posted by DukeVonEggwaffle? ] ++
a girl never says wanking.

master river taught me!

 

[Layce Erayce]

serge i msg'd u on msn but your fat-ass couldnt work up the energy to reply?

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by DukeVonEggwaffle? ] ++
serge i msg'd u on msn but your fat-ass couldnt work up the energy to reply?

That depends, bro.


Sometimes, I have my MSN running on my cell phone, and they won't show up on my phone for about an hour after I've picked it up. That's happened to Andy a few times.


Also, my wife uses the computer a lot as well, and she won't respond to anyone who MSN's me. Anytime I've been on and you've said hello, I've replied.

You son of a *****

 

[Layce Erayce]

next time i should pretend to be a 19 year old girl and say "hey serge baby last night was great i got bruises all over myself. but does your wife know you have syphilis?"

 

[KB824]

Yeah, she'll get a kick out of that


How have you been, man? Got all your stuff squared away?