Nick Against the World (41 Viewers)

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++



There is, and would you believe I started it

I think it's been closed tho, I'm not sure.

It's still open, and yes, I believe that you would have started it


http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7455&perpage=20&display=&pagenumber=1



Knock yourself out, guys.



Or else I'll start talking about Baseball and the NBA.

Don't test me, I'll do it. I swear to freakin' God, I'll do it:fero:

 

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[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


"I survived a suicide bombing and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt"

Thank you, Sergio. There is still some life left in this thread.

LOL - good one, baby. I'm laughing me arse off.

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


Thank you, Sergio. There is still some life left in this thread.

LOL - good one, baby. I'm laughing me arse off.

Glad you like it.



I'm starting to round back into that "Alex Samatar transfer thread" form from about 5 months back. Slowly but Surely.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


It's still open, and yes, I believe that you would have started it


http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7455&perpage=20&display=&pagenumber=1



Knock yourself out, guys.



Or else I'll start talking about Baseball and the NBA.

Don't test me, I'll do it. I swear to freakin' God, I'll do it:fero:

Did you know baseball incourages terrorism Sergio?













Just kidding.

 

[Tom]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++
Could've sworn there was a terrorism thread somewhere on this prestigious forum

Apologies, but then there isn't really a point to this thread anyway now is there? There's no "on topic" if you get my point

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++


Apologies, but then there isn't really a point to this thread anyway now is there? There's no "on topic" if you get my point

No apologies necessary. Its just that


A) There's already a thread for it. (terorism)


B) It turns this thread into one that has the potential to be quite hostile, and that's not what this thread is about. When I have a crappy day at work, sometimes I just like to come on here and release a little, and people here can either agree with me or tell me to fuck off

 

[Tom]

fuck off then

but seriously, at least we got rid of the mindless gossip for a while.. perhaps this thread has a future

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++
fuck off then

but seriously, at least we got rid of the mindless gossip for a while.. perhaps this thread has a future

Oh, this thread has always had a future, its just that the regulars, and I'm guilty of it, haven't contributed nearly as much as we should have.

 

[The Pado]

I am a terrorist.



A Biological Terrorist.





I, by means I don't care to mention, deposited a biological agent (containing human DNA) in a shoe that once belonged to our friend River. I then took the shoe to FedEx and placed it into a box for delivery. This package contained a false return address and it was shipped to Vilnius, Lithuania, where it was signed for by another member of my terror cell. Once in Vilnius, my partner added additional biological agent to the shoe and then left it under a private automobile belonging to the current Belgian Prime Minister while the Prime Minister was at the dentist having his disgusting teeth worked on. Later, the Prime Minister drove off, leaving the shoe behind.

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
I am a terrorist.



A Biological Terrorist.





I, by means I don't care to mention, deposited a biological agent (containing human DNA) in a shoe that once belonged to our friend River. I then took the shoe to FedEx and placed it into a box for delivery. This package contained a false return address and it was shipped to Vilnius, Lithuania, where it was signed for by another member of my terror cell. Once in Vilnius, my partner added additional biological agent to the shoe and then left it under a private automobile belonging to the current Belgian Prime Minister while the Prime Minister was at the dentist having his disgusting teeth worked on. Later, the Prime Minister drove off, leaving the shoe behind.

I have a job for you.

I need you to find this man, and once you find him, you need to wankshoe-bomb his place of residence until he returns my Maraccas of Woe which he has stolen from me, along with my good punch bowl, and autographed Alex Samatar "Hooked on Phonics" CD box set.


He's the one all the way on the right


Sincerely


R.R.

I'll Wire Transfer the funds upon completion:

 

[Majed]

Don't worry people... it may not be that serious...




What size was the shoe?

 

[The Pado]

@Majed - River's shoe is a UK size 38, which is approx. a US size 7.5 or 8. However, it was not full when it left North Carolina, as the contents tend to expand at high altitudes.

@ Sergio - That Fred Mertz is a bugger. I'll wankshoe-bomb his ass 'til the cows come home to roost and other agricultural-type sayings. In fact, I'll listening to the theme from "Green Acres" (and thinking of Paris Hilton) while I wankshoe-bombing his Fred Mertz ass.

 

[The Pado]

P.S. Anybody who would steal an Alex Samater-autographed "Hooked on Ebonics" CD from my man Sergio has no code. Such a person is the true infidel and will be wankshoe-bombed until I get my 72 virgin slingbacks with 3" heels.

 

[KB824]

Pado, I'm not terribly upset about the stolen CD. If I really want to, I can just have my 1 year old nephew scribble an "X" on it, and no one would be the wiser.

Its those damn Marracas I want back. I know he has them. Its that shifty look he has in his eyes whenever I talk about them.

Look at this photo. On the surface, he's trying to console me, but I just know that little bastard is trying to figure out his profit margin from selling it on EBay

 

[The Pado]

MERTZ!!!!!!! That crooked bastard.

Well, I've seen enough evidence. He's guilty.

 

[Asma]

love lucy??

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by MISS DUBAI ] ++
love lucy??

"I Love Lucy" - the biggest comedy hit on television in the 50's. Starring Lucelle Ball and her husband Desi Arnaz as Lucy and Ricky Ricardo

 

[Eaglesnake_1]

How old are you, Pado ?

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Eaglesnake_1 ] ++
How old are you, Pado ?

37

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

anybody gonna follow the debate tonight ?