Nick Against the World (74 Viewers)

[KB824]

Burn in hell, muthafucka, burn in hell.



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Yet another reason why the Catholic church should allow their priests to marry.


Never hear anything about Baptist ministers, or Lutheran pastors having this problem.

 

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[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


You should see him after his bald head is all nice and gleaming. It is such a turn on.




Pado and Sergio- Voted Couple most likely to be gay- 2004. Strangely enough, we were also voted the two people whom members would most like to have dinner with.

I voted for you and Fabi for that honor.

Anyway, I think River secretly wants to be a Juve fan, just doesn't admit it. Its a shame, just come clean like everybody around here with personal preferences.

 

[Bjerknes]

Have to agree Sergio.

 

[The Pado]

No River, I'm not gay, I'm just a gay wannabe. No, wait . . . I am gay, but I just have to believe that there is a girl out there, perhaps in London, that can change me. River, could you give it a try? I always wanted to be hetero.


Sergio, THAT SUCKS ASS. Andy is probably right, you should have seen how weird the guy was beforehand. Anyway, one of my cool, hard-dring frat bros married a girl of the "Free-Will Baptist" persuasion. Same shit, no booze. We nearly shit ourselves when we got to the reception down in BFE. And, those free-will Baptists do not believe in free will at all.

 

[River]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
No River, I'm not gay, I'm just a gay wannabe. No, wait . . . I am gay, but I just have to believe that there is a girl out there, perhaps in London, that can change me. River, could you give it a try? I always wanted to be hetero.

That depends. Could you stop being a fuckhead?

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Have to agree Sergio.

These guys are human beings, man.

Would it mean that they love god any less than any other pastor of a different denomination if they are allowed to marry?

Of course not. If that were true, then practically every other religious sect would be deemed as less significant, which obviously isn't the case.

Sorry to say this, as a Roman Catholic, but it wouldn't bother me terribly once the Pope passes on. New blood, and fresh ideas are needed in the worst way, as the statistics show that more people are converting FROM catholicsm to a different religion than those who are converting to it.

 

[Asma]

oh no!! whts happening?! :dazed:

 

[The Pado]

If it means taking a turn with you, then yes, I will stop being a ****head

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++

Sergio, THAT SUCKS ASS. Andy is probably right, you should have seen how weird the guy was beforehand. Anyway, one of my cool, hard-dring frat bros married a girl of the "Free-Will Baptist" persuasion. Same shit, no booze. We nearly shit ourselves when we got to the reception down in BFE. And, those free-will Baptists do not believe in free will at all.

You have no idea how badly I wanted to stay in that car and drive to Taco Bell instead. I didn't know that he converted. Religion, in the few discussions we've had, was not one of the topics that we discussed.

 

[Torkel]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++
Sorry to say this, as a Roman Catholic, but it wouldn't bother me terribly once the Pope passes on. New blood, and fresh ideas are needed in the worst way, as the statistics show that more people are converting FROM catholicsm to a different religion than those who are converting to it.

But would a new pope really bring in many fresh ideas? Wouldn't the "new" guy most likely be 70+?

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Torkel ] ++

But would a new pope really bring in many fresh ideas? Wouldn't the "new" guy most likely be 70+?

Not from the potential candidates I've heard about.

They are mainly in their 50's and are a more prgressive thinking bunch than the Cardinals and Bishops who were predominant during the time that Pope John Paul II was elected.

 

[The Pado]

MINISTER: "Can we all agree that we will do whatever the bride and groom ask, to make this day extra special?"

CONGREGATION: "Yes"

SEGIO: "As long as I get my motherfvking Taco, bean burritto, and a bottle of Thunderbird, you sons of bithces can be as extra special as you want."

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
MINISTER: "Can we all agree that we will do whatever the bride and groom ask, to make this day extra special?"

CONGREGATION: "Yes"

SEGIO : "As long as get my motherfvking Taco, bean burritto, and a bottle of Thunderbird, you sons of bithces can be as extra special as you want."

Do you have "River Syndrome" or something?? Is my name that hard to spell?

How desperate was I for Vodka, you ask? I would have settled for Absolut, which to me, is akin to drinking sewer water.

And don't forget the Nachos Bel Grande, with extra Guacamole

 

[Torkel]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++
Not from the potential candidates I've heard about.

They are mainly in their 50's and are a more prgressive thinking bunch than the Cardinals and Bishops who were predominant during the time that Pope John Paul II was elected.

Ok, thanks. I agree that that would certainly be good for the curch, society's changing and religion needs to change with it (to some degree) IMO, or else it will die out. I'm not religious, but to me the Catholic church's opinions on thinks like gay people and abortion are quite shocking. More and more Chrisitans are feeling that way too.

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Torkel ] ++

Ok, thanks. I agree that that would certainly be good for the curch, society's changing and religion needs to change with it (to some degree) IMO, or else it will die out. I'm not religious, but to me the Catholic church's opinions on thinks like gay people and abortion are quite shocking. More and more Chrisitans are feeling that way too.

Don't you find it odd that they preach about the need for a strong family, yet they can't start one themselves.

 

[The Pado]

Trust me Tork, the religious fanatics will blow up the earth. What can I do to stop them dead in their tracks? I am only talking of the crazy fanatics, not people who are merely religious. Even I go to church on occassion. What can we do? Drop bean burritos on them? Force them to drink Absolut?

 

[Torkel]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++
Don't you find it odd that they preach about the need for a strong family, yet they can't start one themselves.

Yeah, that too.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


Do you have "River Syndrome" or something?? Is my name that hard to spell?

Yes, I have River Syndrome, ever since she offered to convert me to heterosexuality.
I am a lucky prick.

 

[Torkel]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Trust me Tork, the religious fanatics will blow up the earth. What can I do to stop them dead in their tracks? I am only talking of the crazy fanatics, not people who are merely religious. Even I go to church on occassion. What can we do? Drop bean burritos on them? Force them to drink Absolut?

Hmm. That's not an easy question. I quite like Absolut (but then again I'm a hardcore beer guy), but it probably wouldn't work because of them Sharia laws. So I would go for the burrito's.

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Torkel ] ++

Hmm. That's not an easy question. I quite like Absolut (but then again I'm a hardcore beer guy), but it probably wouldn't work because of them Sharia laws. So I would go for the burrito's.

I'd rather drink paint from a razorblade laced glass than Absolut.

Burritos are quite good, especially the grilled chicken stuffed burrito.