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The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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True, as Pato could very well marry into the Berlusca family. He is very young, so if it is more a case of stupidity than racism, I am sure Berlusconi will bring him around to the darkie side. Haha.
 
Dec 27, 2003
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Haha. You see how Libero is now? He lives in a place that refuses to respect copyrights and then misappropriates my Del Piero image to sell his shitty Appel yPhones and Rulex watches
You America man do the HAHA of the China??!? We do the buy of the mountain of dollar debt from the sell of the appels!!!

More of the 1 TRILLION MILLION!!!!

OF DOLLAR DEBT!!!

-------> the Ameica do the go in serie TRIPLE B from the no can pay of the appels

-----> the china do the last HAHA of it
 
Dec 27, 2003
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Anyone read the news about Batistuta slowly turning into a cripple? Unable to stand up for more than half an hour due to the shit they've been injecting him over the years?

I wonder how many of today's players will make it to 50 in good condition. We should have a first indication as the generation of Dr Agricola's bionic gobbi hits that mark, starting with Alex Del Nnnnnghhéééé and those McThighs he managed to grow in just one summer.

Ah, this Beautiful Game of ours.
 
Dec 27, 2003
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You know, it occurs to me that fatherhood is but the discovery of this latent yet unconditional, visceral love for the persona nova. Genetically, it's 50-50 (though so far the Asian genes seem to be prevailing, despite her blue eyes). But phenotypically, it's 100% novo. In fact, as I will no doubt find out soon enough, children don't belong to their parents, unlike my bed sheets and Gaia's streaks of explosive yellow shit, they are one and the same now.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
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It must be encouraging to think that the crap that comes out of Gaia's ass contains some of the same atoms that once came out of Dante Alighieri's baby ass.

The trouble is you can say the same about The Situation and the cast of Jersey Shore.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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Seriously bitches? Two months and no posts in here? What fuck stix we have become. I suppose Andy is all worried that his snow man testicles will sneak away under cover of night and join the Occupy Wall Street protests. I suppose Mikey Burke is still too hungover from Oktoberfest to realize that people have drawn with permanent marker on his face, not because he was passed out, but because he was passed out and wearing a Nazi SS uniform. I suppose Greg Swag Valance has developed carpal tunnel syndrome from beating jizz loads out the business-end of his man-meat with each passing 49ers victory . . . Oh Harbaugh, Harbaugh, HARRRRRRRRRR . . . baugh. Perhaps Sergio has gone the way of Swag Valance. Come on bitches. Bitch up. Let's get Rikety Cricket to sell our dope to homeless drug addicts.
 

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