Nick Against the World (49 Viewers)

[swag]

This just in: thanks to the efforts of Fecal Samatar, the 2026 World Cup has just been awarded to Somalia.

Somalian organizers are celebrating by having ceremonial sex with beheaded chickens. They have already chosen a mascot for the event: the chickenegro with two giant soccer balls for a nutsack.

 

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[.zero]

Wouldn't it be easier if they could just use this guy instead of the hated and dreaded chickenegro?

 

[swag]

I thought he was wanted for kiddy diddling...

 

[.zero]

I thought he was wanted for kiddy diddling...

No, you're confusing him with this guy

 

[Fecal Samatar]

This just in: thanks to the efforts of Fecal Samatar, the 2026 World Cup has just been awarded to Somalia.

Somalian organizers are celebrating by having ceremonial sex with beheaded chickens. They have already chosen a mascot for the event: the chickenegro with two giant soccer balls for a nutsack.

Hahahe i think is joke. coz if Somali elected for World Cup , then evvybody party in street an we all shoot off 38 metre penis and flood village until Chickenegro come and start killing. So, i don think we host Cup.

Chickenegros would pick a chickenegro for mascot, but nutsack much bigger than footballs. Egros have such big tesickles that dey make 30 babies evvy time day make weeeeee wid da egro women. So, i don think we get to host Cup. Africa already host.

 

[Fecal Samatar]

Druuw, i thin you forget dat Chickenegro no funny. He half chicken. Half egro. No funny.

 

[.zero]

True

I'm beginning to despise chickenegros too now. They're moving into the neighborhood and slowly taking all the jobs

 

[The Pado]

Good to know, Dru. If you listen to Samatar, you would never guess that these Chickenegro people work. He makes it sound as if these folks just kill Samatars all day, hunting them loke elephants for their ivory, but for their 38 meter cocks instead.

 

[.zero]

Those bastards

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I miss this thread.

 

[.zero]

This place makes me comfortable like the United Colors of Benetton storefront

 

[IncuboRossonero]

TO ALL:




From

Me :cheesy:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What up, brother?

 

[Bjerknes]

What up, cum slut Nick?

 

[swag]

TO ALL:




From

Me :cheesy:

:superhapp

What up, Nick? Did they finally let your ass out of that gay Turkish prison?

And when's that two-bit crooner of yours going to fork out for something competitive besides Ibrahimovic?

 

[Bjerknes]

Nick doesn't care. He's a Red Bull fan now.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Only because they beat Juve.

 

[Bjerknes]

Exactly. He's a gloryhunter.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

You are all wrong..I'm actually a fan of the long standing pillar of the Iranian football league Isfahan Jihads to appease ze tahir if he has not being sodomized at Gitmo...

i think my calls to homeland may have eventually landed his uranium stinkin arse on a 'list'...

LENNON ONCE SAID 'ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE'

Bullshit: ALL YOU NEED IS IBRA

Why didn't you guys tell me earlier...3 years of selling star players and buying scrap a la Huntelaar and Onewyu was all erased with Ibra a some 'grated cheese' on top like Prince and Robinho for when you need a goal at the 3-0 mark...

Let's have a beer Inter is heading back to where they belong and hopefully I can stop feeling sorry for you lot soon and start hating you again...

 

[The Pado]

I feel like it is Midget Ballz Out Season, and our favorite elf just came home.