Tso, tso, tso, I eat General Tso
Got da ass of his chicken dat I be lickin'
Got my fingers in his butt butt
Use my dick head to play putt putt
Stroked a hole in two
While fapping momma's shoe
Cleaned up with some tissues
I got masturbation issues
And my 38 metres are ready to go
Coz I took da Viagra, and tso, tso, tso.