Nick Against the World (49 Viewers)

[The Pado]

I am soooo tired of shitting in Andy's pants that I am seriously thinking about shitting in my own.

On an unrelated topic, whatever became of Michael Burke?

 

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[The Pado]

Today Dick Cup celebrated his match winner in the Merseyside Derby by picking the ball out of the net and slamming his neddle-cock into the inflating hole. So, the Liverpool faithful can drink beer tonight without the fear of tasting a little cock in their pints.

 

[Bjerknes]

Much to their dismay, I must add.

 

[swag]

Me like a Dick Cup injection.

 

[Vinman]

anyone else here from Nicola ??

he sent me a message a couple days ago...something to do with getting married and having a baby

 

[The Pado]

Burke told me that Nick was married and had a child over a year ago. Seems like some bullshit is going on somewhere.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I didn't think he had a kid, I knew his wife was pregnant, but I did know he was married.

 

[Enron]

That sounds made up.

 

[The Pado]

I think Nick was on that American Idol show last night.

 

[Bjerknes]

Was he that extravagant fat guy wearing tight pants and a Tu-Tu with ear wax dripping down his sideburns?

 

[Enron]

It was.

 

[The Pado]

Tight pants and two grapefruit-sized nuts.

 

[swag]

So that's why they call it a left-handed screwdriver when you add vodka.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Why do we never post in here, there are such great memories...

 

[Bjerknes]

Indeed, the glory days were when this thread was alive.

The Glory Hole days.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

GLORY, GLORY HOLE MEN UNITED, GLORY, GLORY HOLE MEN UNITED!

 

[swag]

Why do we never post in here, there are such great memories...

Because Pado's injured his fapping hand this year.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Please add that smiley as :burketosabet:

 

[swag]

I think you'll want the flaming fapper for that one:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

DO IT!