Nick Against the World (46 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That would be so great.

 

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[Bjerknes]

They were so confident. And they say they're Chelsea and Arsenal fans.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Because they are gayass fagmasters.

 

[The Pado]

I watched the CL Final in a bar with about 30 people. Probably 23 of us were for Barca. After the match, we were laughing about the fact that there was only one Barca fan in the group, the rest just hate English clubs. Pretty cool.

 

[Bjerknes]

Sounds like my kind of people!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Sounds like Andy and me, replicated in FEMA camps over the past 20 years.....

 

[The Pado]

I had a good time in the FEMA camp after Hurricane Katrina. We drank some government wine, ate some government cheese, and all pulled out our testicles just for the hell of it. Good times.

 

[Bjerknes]

BALLZ OUT JEANS! Can't wait for the new line.

You can call me Frosty.

 

[The Pado]

After I heard that George W. Bush personally blew up the levees around New Orleans because he didn't like Black people, I decided to leave the FEMA Camp and do a little investigating. I took an inside job with FEMA, and was put in charge of "Potable Water Distribution". Don't be fooled by the name. My job was to take the bottles of pure water donated by the likes of Deer Park, Evian, etc. and dump the water into a bathtub. Then I would get into the tub, scrub out my filthy asshole, and re-bottle the water and distribute it to the FEMA Camp for consumption by Black people.

It turns out they were right about that George W. Bush.

 

[The Pado]

For the first 19 years of his life, Andy was extremely confused by the phrase "Lick my left nut". He always thought "Lick my bottom nut" made more sense.

 

[Bjerknes]

After I heard that George W. Bush personally blew up the levees around New Orleans because he didn't like Black people, I decided to leave the FEMA Camp and do a little investigating. I took an inside job with FEMA, and was put in charge of "Potable Water Distribution". Don't be fooled by the name. My job was to take the bottles of pure water donated by the likes of Deer Park, Evian, etc. and dump the water into a bathtub. Then I would get into the tub, scrub out my filthy asshole, and re-bottle the water and distribute it to the FEMA Camp for consumption by Black people.

It turns out they were right about that George W. Bush.

What about the FEMA Coffins? I heard that they were just cover for improperly disposing the bodies of Black people. Instead, Blackwater shot those negroes dead and tossed their bodies into Lake Pontchartrain.

 

[Bjerknes]

For the first 19 years of his life, Andy was extremely confused by the phrase "Lick my left nut". He always thought "Lick my bottom nut" made more sense.

"My left nut is bigger than my, right nut. My right nut is bigger than your, left nut..."

 

[swag]

For the first 19 years of his life, he thought people calling for "top" or "bottom" of his bunk bed were really calling for his nutsack.

 

[The Pado]

What about the FEMA Coffins? I heard that they were just cover for improperly disposing the bodies of Black people. Instead, Blackwater shot those negroes dead and tossed their bodies into Lake Pontchartrain.

Michael Burke: "Let's kick Blacks out of Football. Honor to Arkan, the Tiger."

 

[The Pado]

For the first 19 years of his life, he thought people calling for "top" or "bottom" of his bunk bed were really calling for his nutsack.

For the first 19 metres of his penis, Fecal Samatar wears a condom. For the next 19 metres he's rollin' da bones.

 

[The Pado]

Rock on Pittsburgh Pengroins.

 

[Fecal Samatar]

do yu member da Chink lympics 2008? Dat Finni Longnuts raced faster den da Somali guy, Fecal Coliform in da 100m. Fecal Coliform get famous after dat coz his pic in all da interweb for two guy carry him, all wit cucumber in mouth. Well, dat Coliform die and ebbyone sad an den Finni Longnuts come to funeral pyre and ebbyone happy again. Goddamn chink lympics.

 

[The Pado]

When did we start allowing people with 38m cocks in here? j/k Fec, glad to see you're still alive.

 

[.zero]

whenever i feel sad and blue,
i just think about the things i can do,
i always keep myself ready just in case...,
the opportunity comes to put on my rape face!

i can get away with anything as long as i have on my rape face

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i really hate kobe bryant because he teaches kids that rape is ok

 

[Bjerknes]

:scarf:

He's a clown.