Nick Against the World (47 Viewers)

[.zero]

i wonder if this is kobe's real father

http://www.xtratime.org/forum/showpost.php?p=6715681&postcount=5

 

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[Bjerknes]

Wouldn't be surprising.

What a creepy picture.

 

[Bjerknes]

Pado, stop lying about your age in your profile. You're not 29!

And I will always cherish this statement:

How I feel about Juve:
I have killed JonBenet Ramsey in the holy name Juventus

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Michael Burke: "Let's kick Blacks out of Football. Honor to Arkan, the Tiger."

do yu member da Chink lympics 2008? Dat Finni Longnuts raced faster den da Somali guy, Fecal Coliform in da 100m. Fecal Coliform get famous after dat coz his pic in all da interweb for two guy carry him, all wit cucumber in mouth. Well, dat Coliform die and ebbyone sad an den Finni Longnuts come to funeral pyre and ebbyone happy again. Goddamn chink lympics.

When did we start allowing people with 38m cocks in here? j/k Fec, glad to see you're still alive.

You asshole.

whenever i feel sad and blue,
i just think about the things i can do,
i always keep myself ready just in case...,
the opportunity comes to put on my rape face!

i can get away with anything as long as i have on my rape face

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i really hate kobe bryant because he teaches kids that rape is ok

i wonder if this is kobe's real father

http://www.xtratime.org/forum/showpost.php?p=6715681&postcount=5

:rofl2:

All i do is laugh in here.

 

[The Pado]

Pado, stop lying about your age in your profile. You're not 29!

And I will always cherish this statement:

How I feel about Juve:
I have killed JonBenet Ramsey in the holy name Juventus

I'm not really trying to lie about my age. That date, July 19 1979, is the day the Sandinistas drove Somoza from power in Nicaragua. A great day in history. still, I laugh every July when this site sends me a birthday greeting.

And I still get my greeting every November, too. My real birthday.

 

[swag]

i wonder if this is kobe's real father

http://www.xtratime.org/forum/showpost.php?p=6715681&postcount=5

He's certainly a lock now for Rapist of the Year from the Rapists' Guild.

Pado, stop lying about your age in your profile. You're not 29!

And I will always cherish this statement:

How I feel about Juve:
I have killed JonBenet Ramsey in the holy name Juventus

And well done at that... like a rump roast.

I'm not really trying to lie about my age. That date, July 19 1979, is the day the Sandinistas drove Somoza from power in Nicaragua.

Well, it served the Nicaraguans right for electing a stuffed South Asian pastry as president.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Nicaragua is still a country?

 

[.zero]

unfortunately yes

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Damn, I need to update my Atlas.

 

[The Pado]

Well, it served the Nicaraguans right for electing a stuffed South Asian pastry as president.

Nobody elected Anastasio Somoza, he was the latest in the familial dictatorship. Nicaragua didn't experience elections until the Sandinistas instituted democratic elections in 1990. The people responded by voting the Sandinsta party out of power. But they are back in as of 2006. Good on them!

 

[The Pado]

Damn, I need to update my Atlas.

Need to update your anus with the head of my privy member?

 

[Bjerknes]

They're all dead.

That's gay.

 

[Bjerknes]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, well, then I'll gladly lick that baby cub you're giving birth to.

 

[swag]

Fool me three times, girl
One for tomorrow
One just for today
And one for the grizzly afterbirth

 

[The Pado]

Remember Gabriele Gravina, the shady mafioso type President of Castel Di Sangro who was always stealing money and fixing matches? Well, he's now a very important man in the new, squeaky clean FIGC:

Opponents are purposely looking to provoke Mario Balotelli, according to Gabriele Gravina, the Italy-Under 21s' spokesperson

Article from Football Italia.

 

[The Pado]

Promotion Playoff Final for a spot in Serie B:

Pro Patria 0-0 Padova. Halftime.

Two unfortunate incidents though: 40' - Padova defender Di Venanzio sent off.
43' - The "Minute by Minute" guy on Padova's website walked off the job.

Ahhh, such is life in the Lega Pro.

 

[The Pado]

OK, he's back. Only a "shit in a coffee can" break.

 

[The Pado]

HOLY SHIT!!!

10-Man Padova has taken the lead in the 81'


And have now doubled that lead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Pado]

Shit, Pro Patria pulled one back in the 88'

 

[The Pado]

SERIE B!!!

My record is in tact. The only times Padova has won promotion since their historic rise to Serie A in 1994 have been the seasons where I attended home matches. If I show up, Padova goes up. If I don't, neither do they. If they want Serie A, they should hire me.