Nick Against the World (59 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I knew you'd like it.

 

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[The Pado]

its cincinnatti bowtie wednesday

who wants one?

I think I got one of those from a waiter at Olive Garden when I asked him to "Toss my Salad". Either way, you end up with shit on your face.

 

[Bjerknes]

I'll never forget when that kid on my soccer team ordered sausage in his fettucini alfredo. Once his plate arrived, the person sitting at the table beside us, Robert Padovano, picked up the kid's plate and tossed it at the wall screaming, "you don't eat sausage with your fettucini, you fucking darkie cafone."

 

[The Pado]

I'll never forget when I went camping with the WV3 and some asshole took a shit in my sleeping bag. I got so pissed off that I jumped in the car and drove to the nearest motel, only to find out that the same asshole used my cash to wipe his ass.

It's very hard to be a good Buddhist with these shit heads around.

 

[.zero]

it seems that all of you have mastered fecal humor - a dying art. both theory and application, and for that i applaud you.

 

[Bjerknes]

Congratulations on your new Gas company, Fecal.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8118721.stm

I love the name.

 

[Fecal Samatar]

I no nigeria, dumb ass. I somali. we no have gasoline petrol, only ocean water. You tink go college make you smarts, but no. Dat college only make you dumb.

 

[Bjerknes]

So you're not one of Nigaz Niggaz?

You be a nigga, so why ain't you part of Nigaz?

 

[.zero]

ya, ocean water is far more useful than oil and clean drinking water, andrew

 

[Bjerknes]

Dude, there's already fucking petrol in his ocean water. Why doesn't he just sequester that shit?

Stupid Somalis.

 

[Fecal Samatar]

Somali is East an nigeria is west. if dere oil in ocean den i don no. but we cant get ocean oil cause dere is pirate dere.

 

[Fecal Samatar]

Oh now I see:
The new firm, to be called Nigaz, is set to build refineries, pipelines and gas power stations in Nigeria

 

[Bjerknes]

Somali is East an nigeria is west. if dere oil in ocean den i don no. but we cant get ocean oil cause dere is pirate dere.

Do the pirates know what they're doing with the oil?

 

[Fecal Samatar]

pirat no know about oil. pirate only like cash money. I wipe my ass with money an give to pirate like pado. Oil in da ground no in water.

 

[Fecal Samatar]

Fecal been post in American football thread for long time. nobody ban me so i tink it cool?

 

[Fecal Samatar]

seriously, we have lot of ocean water in somali, but we need ocean water. we no can drink it. we no can drill oil in it. we no sell it to terrors. we only use it to wash filthy chink fuckers dat come here to steal.

 

[.zero]

what is your credit score, fecal?

 

[Fecal Samatar]

what credit?

 

[.zero]

 

[Bjerknes]

seriously, we have lot of ocean water in somali, but we need ocean water. we no can drink it. we no can drill oil in it. we no sell it to terrors. we only use it to wash filthy chink fuckers dat come here to steal.

I hope you kill those chinks.