Nick Against the World (47 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

Either way, this has no bearing whatsoever on the continuing genocide of Chickenegros, which is what we should all be discussing today

As long as Samatar's 36-meter donk is working, nobody cares about the chickenegros. I heard rumors that Fecal Samatar's 36-meter penis will be used as part of the new oil pipeline that protrudes into Darfur.

Unfortunately, it will be called the Chingbow Wang oil pipeline.

 

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[The Pado]

Somebody gave you a picture of my nuts? Please tell me it was Rose Sensi.

I am in love with Rosella Sensi. She owns a football club and puts starch in my sails. Nice shoes, too.

 

[swag]

I am in love with Rosella Sensi. She owns a football club and puts starch in my sails. Nice shoes, too.

Especially since they come in size "snug fit with extra headroom".

 

[Fecal Samatar]

As long as Samatar's 36-meter donk is working, nobody cares about the chickenegros. I heard rumors that Fecal Samatar's 36-meter penis will be used as part of the new oil pipeline that protrudes into Darfur.

Unfortunately, it will be called the Chingbow Wang oil pipeline.

Y ebbybudy talk of ma penis? anyway it be 38 Metre, no 36. An dere aint no genocide of Chickenegro, dey be doin killing and buggerin. y talk of my penis? ebby Samotar has 38 Metres, no big deal.

 

[The Pado]

Especially since they come in size "snug fit with extra headroom".

Well for Pavel Nedved it's the Champions League trophy, for me it's Rosella's shoe closet.

 

[Enron]

Andy killed Pavel Nedved, he killed Pavel! How ironic! Andy holding the kriptonite, the green chronic!

 

[KB824]

I am in love with Rosella Sensi. She owns a football club and puts starch in my sails. Nice shoes, too.

I'd do her, no doubt about it. Then again, I'd do Andy, so take what I say with a bucket of sea salt

 

[Enron]

I'm about to rub a bucket of sea salt all over Andy.

 

[KB824]

"I like to fap all day long
hope this shoe is strong
can't afford to buy new one"

 

[The Pado]

I like to eat
One time per year
My penis can reach
A South American's ear.

I am Samatar. This is my creed.

 

[The Pado]

Interspecies Erotica - Campeoni d'Italia

 

[Enron]

YEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!!!

 

[Bjerknes]

Campioni Di COCKMONGERING!

 

[The Pado]

Mario Balotelli is half Samatar. I saw his 19 metres.

 

[swag]

Mario Balotelli is half Samatar. I saw his 19 metres.

Unfortunately it's the half without any balls.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Mario Balotelli is half Samatar. I saw his 19 metres.

But he'a also Italian, which means he's cheating his numbers.

 

[Bjerknes]

That's not the only thing he's cheating on. :eyebrows:

 

[The Pado]

Help me put together the Serie A all-asshole team, a team of true psychopaths who just cannot behave. I have Walter Zenga as coach, and Mario Balotelli, Jonathan Zebina, Marco Materazzi, Felipe Melo, and the Roma trio of Panucci, De Rossi, and Mexes.

 

[swag]

You gotta make room for Cordoba on that squad. Even with STIFF competition from Mexes and Materazzi.

 

[Bjerknes]

I think I'm going to call those clowns on "Fox Football Fone-In" and gloat about them claiming, "Man United for the win for sure, without a doubt."

And people wonder why fans like me hate the EPL.