Nick Against the World (69 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

Oh yeah, Gaycole. I remember that douchebag.

 

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[Azzurri7]

I think he was a L'Pool fan no? He was pretending to be a close friend of Claire.

 

[The Pado]

Allrighty then, it's like we got the band back together.

Next up:
1. Sign Diego
2. Relieve Mr. Ranieri
3. Hire Mr. Gasperini
4. Take all the shoes out yo baby momma's closet, skewer them on to Fecal's big 38, give a little tug, and run like it's the last days of Pompeii.

 

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[Bjerknes]

Sounds like a plan to me, Pado.

 

[KB824]

Allrighty then, it's like we got the band back together.

Next up:
1. Sign Diego
2. Relieve Mr. Ranieri
3. Hire Mr. Gasperini
4. Take all the shoes out yo baby momma's closet, skewer them on to Fecal's big 38, give a little tug, and run like it's the last days of Pompeii.

I agree with 1,2 & 4.

Not so much on #3 though.

Something about Spalletti that intrigues me. His ability to deal with adversity, his eye for young talent and developing said young talent, his champions league experience. This year for him was just an anomaly. I think he's brilliant football mind who was just in a no-win situation this year. For all the talk of Juve's injuries, Roma had it just as bad if not worse this year.

Or maybe its that cleanly shaven bald head that does the trick for me.

Time for a Haiku


"My little Luciano
I love your bald head
You remind me of Pado"

 

[KB824]

One more Haiku

"Claire has a gaping cornhole
It has been torn up
by a horde of Man U fans"

 

[The Pado]

I like the bald one, but prefer ex-Juve man Gasparini.

I also like AndyPleaseWashMyCrack.

 

[swag]

Oh yeah, Gaycole. I remember that douchebag.

Oh yeah. I remember that guy. I think he spent something like 70% of the GNP on haircuts.

All of which reminds me of one of the funnier lines from the rerun of Z Rock last night, when David got his hair dyed blonde: "You look like an Asian porn chick who bangs black dudes."

Allrighty then, it's like we got the band back together.

Next up:
1. Sign Diego
2. Relieve Mr. Ranieri
3. Hire Mr. Gasperini
4. Take all the shoes out yo baby momma's closet, skewer them on to Fecal's big 38, give a little tug, and run like it's the last days of Pompeii.

Have I mentioned my latest Pado smilie cause?:

I like the bald one, but prefer ex-Juve man Gasparini.

I also like AndyPleaseWashMyCrack.

Only to be preceeded by AndyPleaseLoosenMyStool.

 

[KB824]

I like the bald one, but prefer ex-Juve man Gasparini.

I also like AndyPleaseWashMyCrack.

Well, apparently the Haiku about Claire has hit a little too close to home, I see.


AndyGetOffMyNuts

 

[Bjerknes]

AndyBeKillin'Niggaz

 

[The Pado]

Have I mentioned my latest Pado smilie cause?:

NICE!

 

[Bjerknes]

That is pretty sexy.

But I still love this Pado

 

[KB824]

AndyBeKillin'Niggaz

Does that mean I have to change my name to

SergioBeCleanin'UpAndy'sNiggaKillin'Mess

 

[The Pado]

How about the t-shirt I brought back to my office mate:

"Padovano went to Italy and all I got was two grapefruit-sized nuts"

 

[The Pado]

SergioBeChangin'OldManBeck'sDepends

 

[Bjerknes]

Oh yeah. I remember that guy. I think he spent something like 70% of the GNP on haircuts.

He was also very weak-looking, as if he was a starving jockey boy on the streets of Liverpool. Perhaps he sorted his life out... or died.

 

[Bjerknes]

Does that mean I have to change my name to

SergioBeCleanin'UpAndy'sNiggaKillin'Mess

I like it.

 

[Bjerknes]

How about the t-shirt I brought back to my office mate:

"Padovano went to Italy and all I got was two grapefruit-sized nuts"

Somebody gave you a picture of my nuts? Please tell me it was Rose Sensi.

SergioBeChangin'OldManBeck'sDepends

Shouldn't it be the other way around?!

 

[KB824]

He was also very weak-looking, as if he was a starving jockey boy on the streets of Liverpool. Perhaps he sorted his life out... or died.

Either way, this has no bearing whatsoever on the continuing genocide of Chickenegros, which is what we should all be discussing today