Nick Against the World (35 Viewers)

[Enron]

It's either that or go down to the local dance club and play "Scoop the Proof". Wait til close and scoop up the broad that smells the strongest. Be warned. Can get messy.

 

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[.zero]

damn, thats disgusting

 

[Enron]

I'm a terrible person.

 

[swag]

Probably not nearly as terrible as the smell of peach Schnapps, vomit, urine, and death in the morning.

 

[Enron]

Swap the Schnaaps for Fuzzy Navel Boone's Farm and you've just described my Freshman dorm room.

 

[swag]

Swap Boone's Farm for Nep Thom vodka, and you've just described the Vietnam War.

 

[.zero]

bud ice and a good night kiss

 

[Enron]

It's only 8:44pm!!!

 

[.zero]

no no, not yet. but eventually

 

[Enron]

It's 8:46pm on the MacBook. MacBook don't lie. What are you smoking, short round?

 

[.zero]

wood-tipped swisher sweets

 

[Enron]

Swishers!!!!! Sweets!!!!! Why didn't you say so? That's all you had to say!!!

 

[swag]

I played softball with a woman who smoked Swisher Sweets.

 

[Enron]

Did she have short hair and wear "coach shorts"?

 

[.zero]

pat summit?

 

[Enron]

I was thinking about my first "time". But close.

 

[Enron]

I'm dipping 3 month old Skoal and wiping my mouth with a Vato rag. How I have fallen to disappointment.

 

[swag]

Did she have short hair and wear "coach shorts"?

She did. But the scary part was she was kinda hot.

Of course, we drank a lot at these games.

pat summit?

No, Pat Summerall.

 

[Enron]

She did. But the scary part was she was kinda hot.

Of course, we drank a lot at these games.

Beer league softball, a summertime must.

 

[.zero]

I'm dipping 3 month old Skoal and wiping my mouth with a Vato rag. How I have fallen to disappointment.

you're still on my top 3 most-awesome list