What is that Cristian Vieri midget lookalike doing with a pissbag?
Who is this CentroCampo, and why does he have an imaginary brother named Seven?
Brandi Love is not only a MILF pornstar, she's my neighbor!!
Who put their Panucci in my Maldini?!
Has anyone seen my new pumps? I haven't even fapped in them yet.
9/11: Todd and Timmy's severed heads, RIP. We shall never forget.
Turdhead like assfook.
Somalia scary because of Chickenegro and 38-meter penis.