Nick Against the World (44 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

is Andypleasebrushmyteeth sergio from ages ago?!

Yes.

I think Fecal (a.k.a M.C. 38-Metre Penis) said Alex was his brother, and that Alex died in the Chickenegro wars. However, there is nothing about the Chickenegro wars on Wikipedia, so I am suspicious.

You could always write an article.

 

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[The Pado]

You could always write an article.

It wouldn't last. Inevitably there would be some reader who took offense at the repeated use of "Chink" or "Chinkass". People are so sensitive these days.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Or get jealous at the mention of a 38 meter PENis.

 

[KB824]

My Ode to Pado.

It's called:

"At the Mall"


I'm here at the mall
My cock starts to quiver
I walk past an Aldo's
My Body starts to shiver

Walk in the front door
Met by some fag named Hank
I ask him quite bluntly
"wherest thou can I wank?"

He seems quite confused
Passes me off to Mona
Mona then asks me
"Need some help with that Boner?"

She leads me to the sale rack
To show off Stiletto's
I'm now sportin more wood
Than Pinocchio and Gepetto

My deed has been done
I say "Mona, you're the best"
At least 'til next week
When there's a sale at Nine West

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Quality

 

[Henry]

can posts from this thread be nominated for post of the month?

 

[Vinman]

is Andypleasebrushmyteeth sergio from ages ago?!

yes, young grasshopper

My Ode to Pado.

It's called:

"At the Mall"


I'm here at the mall
My cock starts to quiver
I walk past an Aldo's
My Body starts to shiver

Walk in the front door
Met by some fag named Hank
I ask him quite bluntly
"wherest thou can I wank?"

He seems quite confused
Passes me off to Mona
Mona then asks me
"Need some help with that Boner?"

She leads me to the sale rack
To show off Stiletto's
I'm now sportin more wood
Than Pinocchio and Gepetto

My deed has been done
I say "Mona, you're the best"
At least 'til next week
When there's a sale at Nine West

 

[flieeeekke]

You've got to love some of these usernames. Ale10, I loveale, Iamale'slovechild, Nedved, Nedved4eva, Nedvedrapedmewithabroomstick.

Get some originality, you fucking inbreds

a bit rich coming from someone who started posting as Juventini USA, no?

how are you sergio?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

can posts from this thread be nominated for post of the month?

As far as I know...

yes, young grasshopper

Welcome back....

See the video yet?

 

[JCK]

See the video yet?

What video?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That was to VINNI!

 

[Bjerknes]

Welcome back Vinster.

 

[swag]

My Ode to Pado.

It's called:

"At the Mall"


I'm here at the mall
My cock starts to quiver
I walk past an Aldo's
My Body starts to shiver

Walk in the front door
Met by some fag named Hank
I ask him quite bluntly
"wherest thou can I wank?"

He seems quite confused
Passes me off to Mona
Mona then asks me
"Need some help with that Boner?"

She leads me to the sale rack
To show off Stiletto's
I'm now sportin more wood
Than Pinocchio and Gepetto

My deed has been done
I say "Mona, you're the best"
At least 'til next week
When there's a sale at Nine West

It's no wonder I'm banned from most malls in the U.S.

"Does your wife want to try these on?"

"No, I'll just wank in them here."

Yo, Vinman! Welcome back out of the joint.

 

[Respaul]

Hi all,

Nice dedication burkey

 

[Bjerknes]

PAUL!

We were speculating on your return yesterday.

What's going on, brother?

 

[swag]

Seriously, Paul. To what do we owe the honor of you coming out of hiding? (Though not as if you're the Salman Rushdie of Juventuz.)

 

[Respaul]

Hi Andy,

Normal things really, finally have a bit of time off so thought id check the site whilst having a dabble on the markets

 

[Bjerknes]

Dabble on the markets? What are you into?

 

[Respaul]

Hey greg, hows tricks?

 

[Respaul]

Im unsure at mo, just doing some reading as like most my current portfolio is worth shit now.