Ya, don tink we has not thought of dat one already. Answer: Your MRE's are now made in China by Chinks dat do not love you. Dey poison deir own children wid bad milk chemical, what you tink dey do to American army MRE's? Poison.
Then I heard that they got jobs stitching together soccer balls in Pakistan. But I also heard that the US economy is so bad that certain wiseass lawyers who shit in their own mouths had better get used to that because food is getting a bit expensive.