Nick Against the World (37 Viewers)

[.zero]

you should've made that your primary

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Do you know how many dual accounts I've had on here?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Actually I'm curious, I'm going to go check...

 

[.zero]

how many?

can you list them?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Between me and Andy:

eLmnop
FreddyAdu9
High Gravity
Wang Chung
Yezkimov
Metrostar
OwenWilson
Petrovich
Negro
Frank
Eddie Radwanski (My cousin Ben.)
Irannuke
SingJuveSing
JungleJuve
IRA4Life (Enron)
Loganopolous (My sister)
JAH (Won't say.)




I didn't think it was that many.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The posts by Wang Chung, High Gravity, and Frank are the best.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

you are idiot you homophobe i will show you what cock smoking means and you like it. like beckham. he is more man than you.

you are gay?

so what if i'm gay i like it too.

Speak to erik, seems you both have something in common.

no you speak to me cuz you like me. you like me like i like beckham

you are idiot and stupid.

no no no no

you are fraid of gay people. haha you are stupid.

hey charlie, settle down one time

da, he is

so be quit be4 you get raped

i will come round and show you how to be real man

will you vacuum him?

if you make him a hostage, i will take him out..........bang bang

i play 66 stratocaster, with no strings

Hey guys, whats the deal with both of you?

Are you on a bet of whos get banned more quikly or something?

no no no no no no no n ononononononononononononon WANG

i will vacuum him and he will vacuum me and we will like it

you shoot hostages ? are you terrorists ?

da, i will watch?


i am anti terrorist, but i shoot those punks because they look funny when the blood splatters on their face and behind there chests

if i was terrorist i would put land mine down on floor, tell hostage it is food, and then run up behind her saying it is really a land mine and blow each other up.

funniest thing is to set bomb in corner of room then arm it and when the hostage runs away from it, pick up the bomb, then run after them and tackle them

or......

put grenade in their pants before they wake up

or make hostage dress up like terrorist, saying they will be safe this way by yelling umsecta-bila-raheena, and take them out in middle of battle and let good guys shoot them. good guys kill their own hostages, haha

or or or.........
break into house of person, then wait until they come in and toss a grenade at them and yell, "bollykoshkoshwahhhhahahhhapahhtyriserborneomexicanism"

dress up in clown suit, then raid bunker saying happy birthday, then drop anthrax out of your anus

or take hostage to mall, dress them up in biohazard suit, and make them run threw mall with powder flying everywhere. this way they think they are safe. then once they get caught tell him you put anthrax in the suit.

lol

da da, what if you take hostage and shoot them in legs and tell them if they walk away, they live

Great conversation...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

THis one was so great because Graham, a mod then too, had no idea I was a double, and he was from Korea too. This is all after he closed down a thread called "I Love De Cock, Do You?".

i love david beckham. he is a great player and looks sooooo good. how can you guy hate him? david is a great passer and has such a cute smile. he is great at free kick to.

oh gimme a break, Pyongyang?

i know i was but i have family in Pyongyang thats were they are at. its like a home where my family lives. i can change it if you wish.

no it's okay, I thought you were just messing with us.

Welcome to the forums btw, and sorry for the harsh reception

I have family in Pyongyang too :down:

i no agree witht he communists in korea

nobody does, it's a damn shame isn't it?

i still love De Cock, no matter y u close him down

that's lovely, but i don't think a thread about De Cock is entirely appropriate

yea u are right, communist try to take away freedom, that y i free in america, they like people like me, the gays

good for you man

What the hell are you talking about? You live in the US and you call us gay?

Your a wierd dude.

I'm assuming your a female, but something tells me that your not, which then make you a gay person. (you like micheal wacko, elton john, david beckham, cock) .. geez.

But then again your 8 years old!.

yes, i love de cock, and pop music and mj and sir elton, and david. they are all cute, and i love them all


i am a man

why am i a "wierd dude"

no the US is not gays i am gays

i doubt that. Are you gay?

is this a firsts for the Juventuz Network

 

[Bjerknes]

Please Change my name to "Andypleasebrushmyteeth"


Someone send me an e-mail to [email protected] to remind me just what the fuck my username is.

Because I will forget.

Oh yes, I will.

You are the man. And yes, I will not only brush your teeth, but floss you as well.

+REP

Between me and Andy:

eLmnop
FreddyAdu9
High Gravity
Wang Chung
Yezkimov
Metrostar
OwenWilson
Petrovich
Negro
Frank
Eddie Radwanski (My cousin Ben.)
Irannuke
SingJuveSing
JungleJuve
IRA4Life (Enron)
Loganopolous (My sister)
JAH (Won't say.)




I didn't think it was that many.

I think that's it. It's got to be a record or something.

Great conversation...

That was indeed great.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

"US is not gays, I am gays."

 

[Fecal Samatar]

Today I find out I have daughter! She live with her mom in village, 38 metres away from my village.

I visit her school an fine out she learn language Italian. I say to teacher no use learn Italian. Dey gone now, in Somali we must learn Chinese. Teacher say no, Chinese taught next year. I say ok, but only teach my daughter one phrase in Talian - 'Fuck those goddamn Chinkass Chinks driving around in deir Chink Mobiles using up all da Chink gasoline at da Chink Lympics."

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

38 metres?

Coincidence?

 

[Fecal Samatar]

"US is not gays, I am gays."

OK now i look up "gay" in english dictionary an fine deir is two definitions veddy different. WHich kind of gay are you? Both good, no?

 

[Bjerknes]

Fecal, please sacrifice part of your penis and use it to blow up/sabotage that PetroChina oil facility outside your village. You'll lose half of your donk but it will be for the good of the land and America, and we will honor you and your severed penis.

 

[Fecal Samatar]

38 metres?

Coincidence?

Ya, in da Naasa Hablood dey say "da head don't know wha da balls are doin." I can't see the end of penis, so I can't be sponsible for who get fuck.

 

[Fecal Samatar]

Fecal, please sacrifice part of your penis and use it to blow up/sabotage that PetroChina oil facility outside your village. You'll lose half of your donk but it will be for the good of the land and America, and we will honor you and your severed penis.

Me have better plan and already started. In 7 years, every Chinkass at the refinery will be starved to dead.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ya, in da Naasa Hablood dey say "da head don't know wha da balls are doin." I can't see the end of penis, so I can't be sponsible for who get fuck.

 

[Fecal Samatar]

Andy you live in USA right? I hear dat your new president take away everybody assault rifle. What he need with all dose guns if he goona end wars. I hear he gonna invade Somali again, but we ready. We starve you to dead and your color president too.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What happens if we bring our own MRE's and kill all of you guys and eat you?

 

[Fecal Samatar]

What happens if we bring our own MRE's and kill all of you guys and eat you?

Ya, don tink we has not thought of dat one already. Answer: Your MRE's are now made in China by Chinks dat do not love you. Dey poison deir own children wid bad milk chemical, what you tink dey do to American army MRE's? Poison.