Guarantee you right now Burke is saying, "Andrew is just drunk, don't take what he has to say seriously," even though this motherfucker is drunk too. Well you sir are not the most respectable person when it comes to the matter of sobriety. No offense but you are not the end all and be all of common sense, Burke. I acknowledge my faults with bottles etc, but really you're not the voice of reason. Just so you know.
Your dad is the voice of reason and not you.
My dad? Okay, if my dad is the voice of reason, then you are banned from this house. You have done more dumb shit drunk here in 6 months than I ever have.
Of course I'm not the voice of sobriety, but I stand by that and can out-drink anyone I know, but I know my limit and rarely cross it, for you it's a normal event to see you do it and start fights, break bottles, or throw things around.
So, thanks, but no thanks, I'm not as self-centered as you. (see bolded)
dem sound like fightin words partner
If he ever wants to really fight, I'd roll.
But he knows what would happen.