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The Pado

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
#80,208
Jul 12, 2002
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Bild: After thrashing Hertha without having to break a sweat, do you feel you already have one hand on the trophy?

California Klinsey: I would not say "one hand" yet, but certainly my penis is taking a dip in the Cup"
 
Fecal Samatar

Fecal Samatar

M.C. 38 Metre Penis
#80,210
Jul 29, 2008
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Today first day of Ramadan and Moslem Law enforced in Somali, so we on holiday. Me no problem no eating for one month. I can go 2, maybe 3 months no food. But no masbate for one month is trouble. If you get caught masbating, dey chop off one meter for each time. Last year, my brother Diarreah Samatar got caught masbating almost evy day. Now we laugh an call him "Shorty Samatar". Poor guy. I can't imagine having to walk around with only 19 meters of penis. How will he ever find wife?
 
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Fecal Samatar

M.C. 38 Metre Penis
#80,211
Jul 29, 2008
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To Andy -
If you no go to Burke house no more, you come an stay with me. I teach you how to hunt like Samatar, which is really just running away from giant Chickenegros.

Den, in Summer, as part of Somali exchange program, maybe I come to Penn State and make weeee with dorm room girl?
 
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The Krazyman
#80,213
Apr 12, 2004
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Fecal Samatar said:
To Andy -
If you no go to Burke house no more, you come an stay with me. I teach you how to hunt like Samatar, which is really just running away from giant Chickenegros.

Den, in Summer, as part of Somali exchange program, maybe I come to Penn State and make weeee with dorm room girl?
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:lol2:

That would be awesome!
The Pado said:
Waitress, what is today's cum collector special?
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I was wondering where my Fapiopoli trophy went.
 
The Pado

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
#80,214
Jul 12, 2002
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Joe Leiberman is dead to me.

Completely fails to mention his long-time friend and colleague Joe Biden, and then gives a ringing endorsment to Sarah Palin, whom he admittedly has never even met. Fuck America and it's filthy corrupt system, its ignorant asshole voters, and it's goddamned "We be da best country in da world no matter what" rhetoric. The shit isn't true, we are in crisis, the crisis will only deepen and we will probably find ourselves depending on Sarah Fucking Palin to lead us.

Hopefully someone will suicide bomb my ass before I have to see it. Take me now!
 
Bjerknes

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
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Mar 16, 2004
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Fecal Samatar said:
To Andy -
If you no go to Burke house no more, you come an stay with me. I teach you how to hunt like Samatar, which is really just running away from giant Chickenegros.

Den, in Summer, as part of Somali exchange program, maybe I come to Penn State and make weeee with dorm room girl?
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You can come here and make weeeeeee all you want my man!

The Pado said:
Joe Leiberman is dead to me.

Completely fails to mention his long-time friend and colleague Joe Biden, and then gives a ringing endorsment to Sarah Palin, whom he admittedly has never even met. Fuck America and it's filthy corrupt system, its ignorant asshole voters, and it's goddamned "We be da best country in da world no matter what" rhetoric. The shit isn't true, we are in crisis, the crisis will only deepen and we will probably find ourselves depending on Sarah Fucking Palin to lead us.

Hopefully someone will suicide bomb my ass before I have to see it. Take me now!
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Joe Leiberman was long dead to me. He's a dumbass.

And to the rest of your post, agreed. I'm becoming more disgruntled with this nation every single day. If that gimp McCain wins, this country will be officially dead to me and I most likely will never care to vote again.
 
The Pado

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
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Jul 12, 2002
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I respect McCain for not only his military service, but also his years of service in the Senate. I have no questions about his character, but many questions about his current mental state. His pick for VP says to me that after he's dead he does not give two shits about what happens to his country.
 
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