Nick Against the World (74 Viewers)
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So, I was walking down a street in Zaragoza today when I saw this good looking primate with a nice ass. I had a few too many drinks in my hump, so I slapped that primate on his tight little bum. Turns out the primate was none other than Mighty Joe Young. That fact is significant to this story because Joe then banana-whipped across the head, flung a fistful of feces at me and then took my tight little bum and showed me who the Alpha Male really is.
Ohh, it's one of them...
His others include the 150 meter throw-in, and the Crushing Fist of Death. The Crushing Fist of Death has been seen and recorded only once, it was seen when Marco Materazzi insulted his mother by saying "Your mother fucks humans." Joe simply put Matrix's balls on one hand (think the shelf style of Andy's gonads) and SLEDGE-HAMMERED the other fist down onto his open palm.
Materazzi did not die that day, but a lot of him wish he had.....
His others include the 150 meter throw-in, and the Crushing Fist of Death. The Crushing Fist of Death has been seen and recorded only once, it was seen when Marco Materazzi insulted his mother by saying "Your mother fucks humans." Joe simply put Matrix's balls on one hand (think the shelf style of Andy's gonads) and SLEDGE-HAMMERED the other fist down onto his open palm.
Materazzi did not die that day, but a lot of him wish he had.....
I'm at the beach and I am reading Jamie Trecker's "Love & Blood - At The World Cup with the Footballers, Fans, and Freaks".
What is it that makes Americans that come later in life to our beloved sport think that they can write a book? Like Joe McGuiness, this guy knows shit. And though he works for Fox covering world football, that only tells me that he gets paid for knowing shit about football.
In the first couple chapters he has already stated that:
1. Juventus' owners like Newcastle United's shirts so much that they abandoned the original pink. ------ Wrong Club AND wrong reason for the switch.
2. Unfortuante Ecudorian referee Byron Moreno was so abused by the Italian press he decided to simply quit. ------- Wrong again. After fixing the 2002 World Cup of Italy v. Korea, he went back home and fixed an Ecuador league match and was banned by FIFA.
3. And here is my favorite - leading up to the 2006 Cup, Italy was rocked by a corruption scandal that saw Juventus demoted one league and AC Milan stripped of its last two Scudetti.
Just do alittle fucking research before you think you can write about anything, Jackass.
What is it that makes Americans that come later in life to our beloved sport think that they can write a book? Like Joe McGuiness, this guy knows shit. And though he works for Fox covering world football, that only tells me that he gets paid for knowing shit about football.
In the first couple chapters he has already stated that:
1. Juventus' owners like Newcastle United's shirts so much that they abandoned the original pink. ------ Wrong Club AND wrong reason for the switch.
2. Unfortuante Ecudorian referee Byron Moreno was so abused by the Italian press he decided to simply quit. ------- Wrong again. After fixing the 2002 World Cup of Italy v. Korea, he went back home and fixed an Ecuador league match and was banned by FIFA.
3. And here is my favorite - leading up to the 2006 Cup, Italy was rocked by a corruption scandal that saw Juventus demoted one league and AC Milan stripped of its last two Scudetti.
Just do alittle fucking research before you think you can write about anything, Jackass.
Well, I don't think I'll bother reading that book then.
Sometimes I wonder about Franklin Foer's "How Soccer Explains the World." I think he makes some pretty good arguments, but then again you're not entirely sure he understands the football culture within the nations he visits, or the culture in general. Looks like he did a better job than Trecker.
Same thing goes with those FSC clowns on the Soccer Report. Mitch Peacock and Jeremy "I don't know who Scirea is" St. Louis.
I called that fucker out on Facebook and he wasn't impressed.
Sometimes I wonder about Franklin Foer's "How Soccer Explains the World." I think he makes some pretty good arguments, but then again you're not entirely sure he understands the football culture within the nations he visits, or the culture in general. Looks like he did a better job than Trecker.
Same thing goes with those FSC clowns on the Soccer Report. Mitch Peacock and Jeremy "I don't know who Scirea is" St. Louis.
I called that fucker out on Facebook and he wasn't impressed.
