Nick Against the World (50 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

"Olympic swimmers use this to dry off, look...."

 

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[Bjerknes]

Look at how it soaks up this steaming pile of shit. Timmy couldn't do that with his tongue, hands and a floor mop. ShamWOW, buy now.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Don't diss Todd. But yo, I'm out, boys. Have a good night.

 

[Bjerknes]

Where you going kind sir?

 

[The Pado]

does that include mexicans?

Since Mexicans are a Latin people, then yes, it does include Mexicans.

 

[The Pado]

ShamWOW! This is for the house, the car, the RV. This stuff works on anything. It's made by the Germans. The Germans always make good stuff. There's your mildew; that's gonna leave a mark. No other towel does that. No other towel does that. You're gonna be throwing away 20 dollars a month on paper towels. If you call right now, we'll throw another 5 ShamWOWS in along with this vintage SS uniform for free. ShamWOW call now.

Right . . . ShamWow is not available in stores. ShamWow is made in Germany. Who the fuck cares? Just say this, "ShamWow is the only product on the U.S. market that is not made in China. The Chinker bastards are putting mercury in your soda and lead in the paint on your child's toys. The Chinese will stop at nothing in their quest to eradicate us from the planet. So, buy this German-made towel."

 

[The Pado]

Where you going kind sir?

In Claire's closet with both hands jammed down my groin cloth.

 

[Bjerknes]

Right . . . ShamWow is not available in stores. ShamWow is made in Germany. Who the fuck cares? Just say this, "ShamWow is the only product on the U.S. market that is not made in China. The Chinker bastards are putting mercury in your soda and lead in the paint on your child's toys. The Chinese will stop at nothing in their quest to eradicate us from the planet. So, buy this German-made towel."

Those damn Chankers, always trying to pollute shit.

On another note, this is what you call pissing people off on Facebook.

 

[Bjerknes]

In Claire's closet with both hands jammed down my groin cloth.

She is a cutie I'll give her that HANDJOB KELLY CLARKSON...

 

[The Pado]

In Somalie I make dizzy and we village unk dun sum money n buy wowsham yes we no clean mildew with wowsham no we live under it. whole village live and we go yeeeeeee. Id all east afrika buy wowsham like us den germans come back an finisht us wid mustar gass jes like 1944 again and no go yeeeeee.

 

[Bjerknes]

In Somalie I make dizzy and we village unk dun sum money n buy wowsham yes we no clean mildew with wowsham no we live under it. whole village live and we go yeeeeeee. Id all east afrika buy wowsham like us den germans come back an finisht us wid mustar gass jes like 1944 again and no go yeeeeee.

Double accounts RULE!

 

[The Pado]

Dude, you have the longest finger in China. You could make 2.8 Billion women swoon.

 

[Bjerknes]

Dude, you have the longest finger in China. You could make 2.8 Billion women swoon.

And I could also provide them with better air to breath after a trip to Taco Bell while being drunk..

 

[The Pado]

If you hit Taco Bell on a late night drunk, please don't shit in your groin cloth or you will be forced to drive home wearing nothing but your ShamWow. If you ever wondered what happened to all those discarded shit-soaked ShamWows, then I'm here to tell you that they are sent to Somalie Warlords to distribute as alternative housing for the Samatars.

 

[The Pado]

Andy, leave the kid alone, all he ever wanted to do was make friends. SUre his English isn't perfect, but he's trying. You people disgust me.

LOL

 

[Bjerknes]

Check this out lol Nike commercial

 

[Bjerknes]

If you hit Taco Bell on a late night drunk, please don't shit in your groin cloth or you will be forced to drive home wearing nothing but your ShamWow. If you ever wondered what happened to all those discarded shit-soaked ShamWows, then I'm here to tell you that they are sent to Somalie Warlords to distribute as alternative housing for the Samatars.

You're the best.

Andy, leave the kid alone, all he ever wanted to do was make friends. SUre his English isn't perfect, but he's trying. You people disgust me.

LOL

How did you hide that shit for so long? I love those threads that Samatar made asking me where I was, etc. He is actually a great member, better than some of the crap we have now.

 

[Bjerknes]

The great thing about my picture I just posted is that some dumbfucks will think it's in Arabic even without realizing it's backwards. Good job Republicans.

 

[The Pado]

I got away with it for a while. I think that I was kinda popular back then, so the Mods didn't really care to fook with me. Nobody was really looking into it until the fights began to break out. Alex went underground, but he might have to come back.

 

[Bjerknes]

I got away with it for a while. I think that I was kinda popular back then, so the Mods didn't really care to fook with me. Nobody was really looking into it until the fights began to break out. Alex went underground, but he might have to come back.

He was the man... top notch guy with a good take on football and loyalty like none other.

Burke and I always knew it was you, you funny fucker.