Nick Against the World (99 Viewers)

[The Pado]

The great thing about my picture I just posted is that some dumbfucks will think it's in Arabic even without realizing it's backwards. Good job Republicans.

Watch out in September or October (soon before the election), the Republicans are going to have us on Code Triple Red Alert for possible terrorist strikes in every major city in the U.S.

If that shit works on dumbass Americans, then we deserve to wallow in our own shit for yet another four years.

 

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[Bjerknes]

Watch out in September or October (soon before the election), the Republicans are going to have us on Code Triple Red Alert for possible terrorist strikes in every major city in the U.S.

If that shit works on dumbass Americans, then we deserve to wallow in our own shit for yet another four years.

It's going to happen. Expect a pretty interesting media fest on the supposed 13 Arabs being seen riding around in big trucks in your favorite US city trying to blow up the local KFC or something. Wouldn't be surprised if they actually bombed their own KFC to help out their "War hero who has the foreign policy experience" despite not even knowing who Iran is in cahoots with.

Assholes.

 

[The Pado]

The first time Robert Kovac played for Juve, he collected the ball in his own penalty area and hoofed the ball out for a corner. Cannavaro was like, "dude WTF, this is Italy, you can't do that shit." Alex Samatar was so upset that a Juve defender could be so inelegant that he suicide bombed the only Church's Fried Chicken in all of East Africa. Four weeks later, while digging through the rubble, two negroes dressed in diapers, sporting cucumbers in their mouths, were seen carrying the charred remains of Alex S. out of wreckage and buried the body in a nearby Port-O-San. On the third day Alex rose, gathered two logs from the fire wood stack and smashed his penis repeatedly until he passed out and died fo' shizzle. This is the gospel according to Canardo.

 

[Bjerknes]

The first time Robert Kovac played for Juve, he collected the ball in his own penalty area and hoofed the ball out for a corner. Cannavaro was like, "dude WTF, this is Italy, you can't do that shit." Alex Samatar was so upset that a Juve defender could be so inelegant that he suicide bombed the only Church's Fried Chicken in all of East Africa. Four weeks later, while digging through the rubble, two negroes dressed in diapers, sporting cucumbers in their mouths, were seen carrying the charred remains of Alex S. out of wreckage and buried the body in a nearby Port-O-San. On the third day Alex rose, gathered two logs from the fire wood stack and smashed his penis repeatedly until he passed out and died fo' shizzle. This is the gospel according to Canardo.

:rofl2:

I remember that shit!

 

[The Pado]

I just found it, with your Ballz Out pics

 

[Bjerknes]

I think about that picture every time I think about Lilian Thuram (he's on the right).

 

[Turdhead]

Andy, why is your finger longer than your head and your muzzie like your ball hairs?

 

[Bjerknes]

Because I'm a weirdo, okay???

 

[Turdhead]

Pado, why is your tongue wider than most peoples penis, and your penis wider than most peoples heads?

 

[Turdhead]

Because I'm a weirdo, okay???

You have a pretty face so you should stay clean shaven to accentuate. And although your hair is ok, I'd style it nicer. Then you'd look good.

 

[Bjerknes]

You have a pretty face so you should stay clean shaven to accentuate. And although your hair is ok, I'd style it nicer. Then you'd look good.

Problem I have is when I am clean shaven, I look like I'm three years younger than I am in actuality. Ahh well fuck it, I probably look that way anyway. How would you do my hair?

 

[Bjerknes]

Oh and by the way Claire, I am enjoying this new Coldplay album even though I thought it might be tosh considering the remarks some people gave it. Glad they were wrong. Different style, but it beats all the stuff these American bands put out IMO.

 

[Bjerknes]

A lot of weird opinions in the transfer forum today. Smart mouths. Too bad.

 

[The Pado]

Pado, why is your tongue wider than most peoples penis, and your penis wider than most peoples heads?

I have to admit that my tongue is extraordinarily large, but I will defend my penis by saying that peoples heads are far too narrow.

 

[The Pado]

I think about that picture every time I think about Lilian Thuram (he's on the right).

I forgot that those spooks were dressed like women and that each had a kilo of coke on his head.

 

[The Pado]

A lot of weird opinions in the transfer forum today. Smart mouths. Too bad.

My faith in Juventini has been bolstered by the protesting that has derailed the proposed transfer of Stankovic. A fine player who has always been an enemy to the black & white shirt. Shit on him.

 

[The Pado]

Breaking news:

Iuliano . . . cocaine.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Where you going kind sir?

....to bed.

Dude, you have the longest finger in China. You could make 2.8 Billion women swoon.

That fuckin' thing does look long, but chinamese women like girth.

I got away with it for a while. I think that I was kinda popular back then, so the Mods didn't really care to fook with me. Nobody was really looking into it until the fights began to break out. Alex went underground, but he might have to come back.

I'm looking the other way....

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The first time Robert Kovac played for Juve, he collected the ball in his own penalty area and hoofed the ball out for a corner. Cannavaro was like, "dude WTF, this is Italy, you can't do that shit." Alex Samatar was so upset that a Juve defender could be so inelegant that he suicide bombed the only Church's Fried Chicken in all of East Africa. Four weeks later, while digging through the rubble, two negroes dressed in diapers, sporting cucumbers in their mouths, were seen carrying the charred remains of Alex S. out of wreckage and buried the body in a nearby Port-O-San. On the third day Alex rose, gathered two logs from the fire wood stack and smashed his penis repeatedly until he passed out and died fo' shizzle. This is the gospel according to Canardo.

I just found it, with your Ballz Out pics

These shits are hilarious.

I think about that picture every time I think about Lilian Thuram (he's on the right).

Yea, with the short skirt, right?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Drew, that pic you posted then deleted at 430 in the morning was fucking scary.....