Nick Against the World (57 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Did you get some sandstorms while you were over there?

I think I'd rather have a sandstorm than a Gaystorm any day of the week.

Having large men rumble around in a cloud up and down the street is scary shit, let me tell you....

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Don't make me put my fat stomach on you!

http://www.youporn.com/watch/32651/fat-woman/?from=related3&al=1&from_id=53636

 

[swag]

Did you get some sandstorms while you were over there?

I think I'd rather have a sandstorm than a Gaystorm any day of the week.

Having large men rumble around in a cloud up and down the street is scary shit, let me tell you....

Yeah, it was weird. Whenever the skies got dark because of an impending rain, the winds would go nuts and dust and sand would fly everywhere. You couldn't even peek out in the open air because you'd feel like your eyes were about to be cemented shut.

Then the rains would come and things would chill out a little.

And speaking of Gaystorm, Pride week here is the same as the Euro 2008 final. There are going to be a lot of Schweinsteigers swinging around these parts.

Don't make me put my fat stomach on you!

http://www.youporn.com/watch/32651/fat-woman/?from=related3&al=1&from_id=53636

That is classic.

 

[Bjerknes]

Don't make me put my fat stomach on you!

http://www.youporn.com/watch/32651/fat-woman/?from=related3&al=1&from_id=53636

That's Caroline! YOU'VE FOUND HER!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

"You little......horsey!"



That video is great....

 

[GordoDeCentral]

OMG!!! i feel like pouring acid in my eyes

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

See, I told you it was good.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

i thought the expression was the bastard child of your twisted imagination but nooooo

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Now you know where the expression "put my fat stomach on you" comes from.

 

[The Pado]

I feel like going to a wedding . . .


of her fat stomach and my back.

 

[swag]

It does lend a new twist to the phrase, "I've got your back ... with my fat stomach!"

I'm sure Vinman hears this on calls all the time.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I feel like going to a wedding . . .


of her fat stomach and my back.

Well, then you must get up to WV, at least they are legal here.

 

[swag]

Well, then you must get up to WV, at least they are legal here.

And I hear the ministers don't charge by the pound either.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

They charge only by the number of stomies related to the back.

 

[The Pado]

Burke, would you rather be that Underwear guy on all fours getting Stomied, or the guy with the worst case of the shits that has to use a public toilet in India?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Well, the only question is, what is the volume-to-weight ratio on the Stomy versus the circumference ratio of rectum-to-hole?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

PS - Pado, it seems that we have accumulated a lot of pouch to place out Schweinsteigers in and also deposit our Nesta Juice. With that being apparent, we have fapped less this year than in those past.

 

[The Pado]

I'm still running at about 10 per month, but you are correct, sir. Last year we were relentless. Also, shoes have been more difficult to poach. I have to be careful now that people know about me. If a shoe goes missing, then I'm the first suspect.

 

[Dostoevsky]

I think Supper Coppa match between Inter and Roma will be in NY.

Some of you maybe going to see this one?Sarah?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

date?