Nick Against the World (91 Viewers)

[Enron]

Yeah you gotta love the herpes all over your lips. Shows the boys you know how to go down.

Thats the first thing I look for in a girl. Some may think I'm checking smiles. But no ma'am I'm looking for that age old sign of a good time. The Herp.

 

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[Sarah]

Thats the first thing I look for in a girl. Some may think I'm checking smiles. But no ma'am I'm looking for that age old sign of a good time. The Herp.

You're right. Nothing says good time like an STD. At least you know they have the experience.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Are you seriously asking what 'plan b' is? If you are, it is a pill you take after a night of unprotected sex. It basically gets rid of any chance of you getting pregnant.

Study for La perte de Pucelage

 

[swag]

The best plan B is to be gay and not care about STD's.

You're right. Nothing says good time like an STD. At least you know they have the experience.

Probably not as good as the story of a Brit friend of mine who first walked into a U.S. bank and saw ads for "open your IRA account here" and thought something completely different ... STD means something totally different in India, I realized.

Well, after seeing signs along the roads that said, "Unlimited STDs - free!", it made me ask the obvious question. Well, STD in India (and apparently the UK) stands for "Subscribers Trunk Dialing" and is analogous to the American area code on a phone number.

Still, there needs to be SDDs -- or Subscribers Drunk Dialing :burke:

"Get your lazy wigga ass over here so we can wreck your rectum at GTA 4! ... What? Oh, sorry Mrs. Clinton. I must have misdialed."

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

"To tell ya Mr. Costello, I'd like to get some money out of it."

Bloom, The Departed and Coors Light.....


GET OFF MY NUTS, WORLD!

 

[The Pado]

I'd like to deposit my paycheck in Savings, and here's a bit extra for the IRA. The price of C4 is up in Ulster.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Thats the first thing I look for in a girl. Some may think I'm checking smiles. But no ma'am I'm looking for that age old sign of a good time. The Herp.

just scream out valtrex in a crowd and see who reacts

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I'd like to deposit my paycheck in Savings, and here's a bit extra for the IRA. The price of C4 is up in Ulster.

Don't be ginin' me this IRA shit you fuckin' Guinea Wop rate bastard.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

just scream out valtrex in a crowd and see who reacts

Bloom!

My head jerks like mad...

 

[.zero]

those new nike sparq training commercials are pretty ill. adrian peterson is a beast on the real

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I loved how the first time his dad ever saw him play was his junior year at OK. He had just gotten out of prison.....

 

[.zero]

haha ya i remember that game, he was showboating and broke his collar bone by unecessarily diving into the endzone to cap off a 30yd td run

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA TOUCHDOWN.....ohhh shit.

 

[.zero]

haha, simultaneously as his dad somehow violates his parole from the bleachers

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Conditions of you parole, Mr. Peterson are:

1) You cannot leave the state of residence without authorization or reason.
2) You must see and speak to your Parole Officer once a day.
3) You cannot commit any crimes, felony or misdemeanor.
4) Watch and/or meet your son.

 

[The Pado]

Don't be ginin' me this IRA shit you fuckin' Guinea Wop rate bastard.

Don't ride me arse, I got the idea from Swag and his toothless Brit buddy.

 

[The Pado]

Sarah - Forget that law school nonsense and give me your fashion expertise:
I need some new jeans, and I can't decide between Diesel, CK and Ballz Out. I'm leaning toward these, but open to expert opinion:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ballz Out is where it's at, son....

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I love how Andy just shelfs his nuts.

 

[The Pado]

If he lets 'em hang he gets the snowman effect.