yeah but he aint no Boz-Wigga:faq1:
man that Cobra
is shit-hot
man that Cobra
is shit-hot
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Boss Winger, man, BAHHHSSSS WINGGGAHHHH!
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NFW!
Cuper could have basically eliminated Inter twice from the Scudetto, and they cut him at the last moment? Can we loan Parma Ranieri on short notice?Heck, we can take Cuper for our last match against Sampdoria and just make a complete mess of the guy -- damn the result. Leave him in the locker room bent over naked with all fours tied up, covered in frosting and with a giant birthday candle of an M-80 sticking out of his ass. That sort of thing.
So I had to get up early here this morning for a conference call back with the team in San Francisco. One of the positive things about that experience was catching the cable TV station here that aired the morning's religious programing. But instead of some televangelist with a Florida mansion collecting donations with the daily prayer as you'd see aired in the U.S., it was almost psychedelic: colorful graphic images of Hindu gods that slowly transform and split and materialize with each other while crazy sitar music and Hindu chants play in the background.
It was transcendental. I was ready to grow a long beard and become George Harrison. The dead George Harrison.
Assuredly, if they aired that in the U.S., it would be boycotted as Satanic programming by many Christian groups.
It almost make no sense, but it's hilarious. 
So here's my surreal life story of the afternoon. I befriend some 73-year-old Punjabi guy I meet in a Costa Coffee bar around downtown Delhi. I take him along to help me negotiate, local-style, to haggle for a rug I wanted to buy (for the house, they're not so good for ones on your head). He's even telling the owner, who he's friends with, "He's my son!!" while putting his arm around me and he tells the owner how he's insulted by the price they're haggling. Whatever. Turns out it's a pretty expensive deal.
Anyway, my credit card company flags it as a suspicious purpose and leaves a voice message at my home to call to "verify a few things". So my wife e-mails me. So they give me a collect call number back in the U.S. Problem is, they don't support collect calling within India. The credit card bank is too myopic to know this. So I'm stuck, since calling the number directly from India on Skype gets the automated message, "Please call this number back collect." Click.
So I fortunately found a way to Skype into the U.S.-based 800 number for the credit card company, which you cannot reach from India (as with all 800 numbers). So who answers the phone at the credit company? "Hi, my name is Steve, how may I help you?" ... in a Bengali accent.
Motherfucker! The guy answering the phone is down the road from me. :wth: I had to jump through all these telecommunication hoops around the globe to talk to a guy who watches the latest Bollywood releases at the mall by my hotel.
Btw, my latest favorite TV network and Web site:
http://www.b4utv.com/
Filmi. Very filmi.
It almost make no sense, but it's hilarious. So here's my surreal life story of the afternoon. I befriend some 73-year-old Punjabi guy I meet in a Costa Coffee bar around downtown Delhi. I take him along to help me negotiate, local-style, to haggle for a rug I wanted to buy (for the house, they're not so good for ones on your head). He's even telling the owner, who he's friends with, "He's my son!!" while putting his arm around me and he tells the owner how he's insulted by the price they're haggling.
My hotel wall is like Robin Williams' in One Hour Photo, except its covered with these:
http://www.b4utv.com/funzone/wallpapers/wallpapers.shtml
Yes, even the men.
Fortunately the nylon rope part is easy, but do you have any idea how hard it is to get nipple clamps and ball gags in this country?
http://www.b4utv.com/funzone/wallpapers/wallpapers.shtml
Yes, even the men.
Fortunately the nylon rope part is easy, but do you have any idea how hard it is to get nipple clamps and ball gags in this country?
Yo, Andy, how 'bout them Red Wings? Frigging Dallas Stars. They're the reason I no longer really follow the NHL...
So one of the cricket teams here is called the Mumbai Indians. In the U.S., you'd get all this pressure for them to change the team name because it wouldn't be politically correct (e.g., Stanford Cardinal and everything thereafter). But here, it's actually pretty appropriate.
So I'm watching the BBC News, and they got a guy on from the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, and he is being asked about the two American lawsuits that are asking for a cease and desist order because they're afraid of it creating mini-black holes. Why don't these people file their lawsuits against The Olive Garden instead -- they're responsible for creating mini-black holes in bowels across America.
Bowels Across America? I think I've just come across an idea for my new human chain benefit idea...
Any idea with the potential of connecting my bowels to John Stamos has got to be a winner.
So one of the cricket teams here is called the Mumbai Indians. In the U.S., you'd get all this pressure for them to change the team name because it wouldn't be politically correct (e.g., Stanford Cardinal and everything thereafter). But here, it's actually pretty appropriate.
So I'm watching the BBC News, and they got a guy on from the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, and he is being asked about the two American lawsuits that are asking for a cease and desist order because they're afraid of it creating mini-black holes.
Why don't these people file their lawsuits against The Olive Garden instead -- they're responsible for creating mini-black holes in bowels across America.Bowels Across America? I think I've just come across an idea for my new human chain benefit idea...
Any idea with the potential of connecting my bowels to John Stamos has got to be a winner.
It almost make no sense, but it's hilarious. So here's my surreal life story of the afternoon. I befriend some 73-year-old Punjabi guy I meet in a Costa Coffee bar around downtown Delhi. I take him along to help me negotiate, local-style, to haggle for a rug I wanted to buy (for the house, they're not so good for ones on your head). He's even telling the owner, who he's friends with, "He's my son!!" while putting his arm around me and he tells the owner how he's insulted by the price they're haggling. Whatever. Turns out it's a pretty expensive deal.
Anyway, my credit card company flags it as a suspicious purpose and leaves a voice message at my home to call to "verify a few things". So my wife e-mails me. So they give me a collect call number back in the U.S. Problem is, they don't support collect calling within India. The credit card bank is too myopic to know this. So I'm stuck, since calling the number directly from India on Skype gets the automated message, "Please call this number back collect." Click.
So I fortunately found a way to Skype into the U.S.-based 800 number for the credit card company, which you cannot reach from India (as with all 800 numbers). So who answers the phone at the credit company? "Hi, my name is Steve, how may I help you?" ... in a Bengali accent.
Motherfucker! The guy answering the phone is down the road from me. :wth: I had to jump through all these telecommunication hoops around the globe to talk to a guy who watches the latest Bollywood releases at the mall by my hotel.
Btw, my latest favorite TV network and Web site:
http://www.b4utv.com/
Filmi. Very filmi.
You should have just yelled out the window: "HEY, WHICH ONE OF YOU SUB-CHINKS DO I NEED TO TALK TO ABOUT MY FUCKING CREDIT CARD?"
I want to know about the ladyboys.
It was that kid on here from Lahore, Pakistan.
NFW! Cuper could have basically eliminated Inter twice from the Scudetto, and they cut him at the last moment? Can we loan Parma Ranieri on short notice?
Heck, we can take Cuper for our last match against Sampdoria and just make a complete mess of the guy -- damn the result. Leave him in the locker room bent over naked with all fours tied up, covered in frosting and with a giant birthday candle of an M-80 sticking out of his ass. That sort of thing.
Cuper could have basically eliminated Inter twice from the Scudetto, and they cut him at the last moment? Can we loan Parma Ranieri on short notice?Heck, we can take Cuper for our last match against Sampdoria and just make a complete mess of the guy -- damn the result. Leave him in the locker room bent over naked with all fours tied up, covered in frosting and with a giant birthday candle of an M-80 sticking out of his ass. That sort of thing.
It was transcendental. I was ready to grow a long beard and become George Harrison. The dead George Harrison.
Assuredly, if they aired that in the U.S., it would be boycotted as Satanic programming by many Christian groups.
Assuredly, if they aired that in the U.S., it would be boycotted as Satanic programming by many Christian groups.
The Dallas Stars are utter morons, minus Livonia's own Mike Modano. Ribeiro with his slash against Osgood, three of their players trying to charge at our players lining up a big hit and smashing their own dumb skulls into the boards, etc is just a few reasons to hope that club gets disbanded. They're rubbish.
My boys have been owning them in all areas of the ice, and hopefully we'll bring the broom out once again tomorrow. Then bring on the scary, but beatable, Penguins.
Just be ready the next time you come here because this is what he said, verbatim: "Well, you let him know I'm pissed, because I am going to jump his shit the next time I see him."
Of course because he's pissed now he will not be when you see him......
He has temper spikes then he is just cool for a while.
Of course because he's pissed now he will not be when you see him......
He has temper spikes then he is just cool for a while.