Nick Against the World (138 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

Guys, go to the "So who should play for the Azzurri" thread and see what I got people believing.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Which one of you bitches wants to get slutty for some Sobe Life waters?!

ME, ME, ME!!!

Sobe marketing + Girls Gone Wild + So Fla Spring Break + Enron = pilgrimage.

Word, we always do that and get extracurricular on random butts.

Andy just asked for lotion for his asshole.

Dude, that was so whack.....

(and the bad kind of whack)

Hey, it works. Back in my universtiy days, the roomate lubed up his girlfriend's asshole with Hawaiian Tropic.

Andy = No one's girlfriend Andy = Cell Block D's Girlfriend

Damn headache.

I was so :burke: last night

DUDE, I get "burke" every night.

So I just found out I am officially stuck up and a bitch. I was at Rite Aid getting my toothpaste, Diet Pepsi, and whatnot. This guy comes up to me and he's like "Oh you've been in here three times this week and this is your fourth." I was like uhhh is it? lol I didn't know. He tells me he works there and thats how he knows.So I do my shopping and check out. He looks at me on my way out and he is with his friend.He's like "you know what's sad about this alll" I just looked around and was like no.... It turns out he has been in one of my classes this semester and he sat right by me. He's also had three other classes with me. He also knew my major and that I also went to FIT along with NYU. What's worse is I can't even recall him being in any of my classes! Worst feeling ever.

I've known that for ages.

Guys, go to the "So who should play for the Azzurri" thread and see what I got people believing.

Rollin' right now....

 

[Sarah]

Not going to lie, Sarah. That's pretty fucking sad.

I know

I've known that for ages.

Well I wish you told me. Too little too late though.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Well, all that's irrelevant, it's like tryin' to turn a whore celibate.....

 

[Bjerknes]

Get your drinks in, get your drinks in, GET YOUR DRINKS IN GSE.

Get your drinks in GSE.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

G.......S......E...............G..S..E............GSE.......GSE.........

GSE............GSE............

G-S-MOTHERFUCKIN'

-E YOU DIRTY TWAT

CUNTS WITH HAIRY

PUSSY LIPS AND SANDY

VAGINAS AND SMALL

PREMATURE UTERUSES

CONTAINING

RESURRECTED ABORTED

BABIES!

 

[Bjerknes]

 

[The Pado]

Guys, go to the "So who should play for the Azzurri" thread and see what I got people believing.

Would those be the same "Juve fans" that were bitching because Iaquinta didn't play today? I think that if you gave a shit about this club, then you might know he's been injured . . . but not these twats. It makes me want to grab my buddy Andy, hit the ol' Olive Garden, carbo-load on some meatball alfredo rigatoni with clams, camp out on the toilet and wipe my filthy asscrack with English football.


Give 'em hell, Beck Beck.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Would those be the same "Juve fans" that were bitching because Iaquinta didn't play today? I think that if you gave a shit about this club, then you might know he's been injured . . . but not these twats. It makes me want to grab my buddy Andy, hit the ol' Olive Garden, carbo-load on some meatball alfredo rigatoni with clams, camp out on the toilet and wipe my filthy asscrack with English football.


Give 'em hell, Beck Beck.

DON'T TALK ABOUT MY PLAYERS THAT WAY!

 

[Dostoevsky]

Dusan, are you seeing this?


Tell us what ends up happening. Are you watching that shit?

I wasn't here when you said this...sorry


Flamengo 3-1 Santos

arty:

 

[Dostoevsky]

I just checked that thread "Who should play for Italy" or whatever

I can't believe no one noticed at the start.

 

[swag]

Hey, it works. Back in my universtiy days, the roomate lubed up his girlfriend's asshole with Hawaiian Tropic.

Wouldn't want an uneven tan in your rectum.

Would those be the same "Juve fans" that were bitching because Iaquinta didn't play today? I think that if you gave a shit about this club, then you might know he's been injured . . . but not these twats. It makes me want to grab my buddy Andy, hit the ol' Olive Garden, carbo-load on some meatball alfredo rigatoni with clams, camp out on the toilet and wipe my filthy asscrack with English football.


Give 'em hell, Beck Beck.

Btw, also love the new avatar, Andy. :thumbs:And nice work on the Altidore for Azzurri story.

But boy -- the Olive Garden of India has finally caught up with me. As much as I love the stuff, I've discovered I can only jam so much Indian food in my mouth multiple times per day, every day before it's anal cannons at dawn.

But you know, there's a cricket player here they call the "Goa Cannon"... True story.
http://ipl.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Of_Goa_Canon_Waty_and_Smithy/articleshow/3030478.cms

Forza Goa Cannon!

 

[Dostoevsky]

It's official that Chelsea signed Bosingwa. Too bad,he is great player.

We could try to sign Ivanovic now.His price dropped probably since he didn't play any match there.

Great avatar Andy btw.

 

[swag]

Boswinga would have been a great addition to the squad. Good RBs aren't easy to come by. :frown:

Mourinho's gone, but Chelsea is still stuffing their defensive ranks with Portuguese.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Yeah...good RBs are kinda rare.And Greg stop saying Boswinga ffs...It's Bosingwa!Drop that beer!

Imagine this

Vargas-Chiellini-Zapata-Boswinga

We'd finally have good defense.Now I expect Manure to sign Dani Alves.

 

[swag]

Yeah, you can tell when I've been having a bottle of Cobra after work.

What's funny is that it's a typo of mine. My brain says "Bosingwa", but my fingers type "Boswinga".

 

[Dostoevsky]

So do you like Cobra?

 

[swag]

I'm liking the Cobra.

 

[Bozi]

Yeah, you can tell when I've been having a bottle of Cobra after work.

What's funny is that it's a typo of mine. My brain says "Bosingwa", but my fingers type "Boswinga".

yeah but he aint no Boz-Wigga:faq1:

man that Cobra is shit-hot

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Boswinga would have been a great addition to the squad. Good RBs aren't easy to come by. :frown:

Mourinho's gone, but Chelsea is still stuffing their defensive ranks with Portuguese.

That's better than stuffing their ass cracks with "Peter Pan: Extra Crunchy" and waiting until the 67th minute against Man Utd to stick their grubby mud-hooks down their shorts and wipe it on C. Ronaldo's face and telling him, "Take it easy, SHITHEAD!"

Yeah, you can tell when I've been having a bottle of Cobra after work.

What's funny is that it's a typo of mine. My brain says "Bosingwa", but my fingers type "Boswinga".

Yea, Greg, you sound like a soccer fan from the Northeast. "Yeaaa, 'e's a bahhhsss wingggahhh...."