Nick Against the World (60 Viewers)

[swag]

I woke up one time and sucked my own dick......in Spanish.

I woke up one time as a washed-up ex-interista caught in a Rio hotel room with three transvestite hookers.

Or wait... maybe I'm getting confused with Ronaldo.

(Word has it that when said hookers caught Ronaldo with his pants down, they instead called him "Ronaldinho".)

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

"Little Ronaldo"

Greg, that's great.....

 

[JCK]

Why is Pado posting in wrong threads?

 

[The Pado]

Those were Austrian, not Wafflian. GOD, PADO, learn SOMETHING!!!

Belgian years ago, Austrian this month, asshole. Check your fucking facts.
Just Google Belgian Pedophile and see all the shit.

 

[The Pado]

Why is Pado posting in wrong threads?

I haven't done that since maybe a year ago. I've been keeping it straight.

Anyway, I saw Springsteen & E Street on Monday night. I've been seeing their shows for 31 years and they are still great, but man, those dudes are getting OLD!

 

[Bjerknes]

I haven't done that since maybe a year ago. I've been keeping it straight.

Anyway, I saw Springsteen & E Street on Monday night. I've been seeing their shows for 31 years and they are still great, but man, those dudes are getting OLD!

Funny thing is, I even like Springsteen's latest album. It's pretty damn good to be honest.

Did they play any new shit?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Belgian years ago, Austrian this month, asshole. Check your fucking facts.
Just Google Belgian Pedophile and see all the shit.

I'm sorry.

I haven't done that since maybe a year ago. I've been keeping it straight.

Anyway, I saw Springsteen & E Street on Monday night. I've been seeing their shows for 31 years and they are still great, but man, those dudes are getting OLD!

Word, I like a lot of their stuff...

 

[The Pado]

Funny thing is, I even like Springsteen's latest album. It's pretty damn good to be honest.

Did they play any new shit?

Yes they played a lot of new stuff --- from the Magic cd, from Live in Dublin, and from the Seeger Sessions. There was even a selection from our days in Asbury Park, NJ. However, this was the first time in all those years he failed to perform such staples as Rosalita, Thunder Road, and Jungleland.

 

[The Pado]

I'm sorry.

OK, but if you don't keep up with your Belgian kiddy fuckers, then Andries' dad might have to sleepwalk his cock down your throat . . . if you stop drinking long enough to actually put something solid down your throat.





"Dr. Van Paandjerdonk, is it true that you climaxed in young Michael's mouth?"
"Yaa, in 3 languages too"

 

[The Pado]

NIKE hates transvestites. Trannies of the world unite!! With the financial backing of Lapo Elkann we can take Nike down.

According to Wikipedia, the New York-born Elkann keeps company with Transsexuals, not transvestites (but that don't mean he a hater).

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

OK, but if you don't keep up with your Belgian kiddy fuckers, then Andries' dad might have to sleepwalk his cock down your throat . . . if you stop drinking long enough to actually put something solid down your throat.





"Dr. Van Paandjerdonk, is it true that you climaxed in young Michael's mouth?"
"Yaa, in 3 languages too"

"Now they heard you blowin' up like nitro and they wanna stick they dick down ya windpipe slow!"

- Burkey Smalls

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

NIKE hates transvestites. Trannies of the world unite!! With the financial backing of Lapo Elkann we can take Nike down.

According to Wikipedia, the New York-born Elkann keeps company with Transsexuals, not transvestites (but that don't mean he a hater).

Yea, you the one drinkin' Haterade.

 

[The Pado]

Bayern should have tried cheating.

ZENIT SAN PIETROBURGO . . . sounds better in Italian, don't ya think?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I think it sounds best in Russian, personally.

 

[Seven]

What if Andries has been sleepwalking for many years and he is actually one of those freaky Belgian child molesters that were discovered in the 1990's as they kept child sex slaves locked in their homes? This could have gone on for years and he never knew about it.

It is more likely that I have been a Belgian police officer all this time.

And hey, Austrians makes us Belgians look good. We might lock children up for a year or so, but that's nothing if you compare it to 24.

 

[swag]

Anyway, I saw Springsteen & E Street on Monday night. I've been seeing their shows for 31 years and they are still great, but man, those dudes are getting OLD!

Their special tour colonscopy kit is the bomb.

I think it sounds best in Russian, personally.

Repeat after me, Burke: "My brother lives in Mexico"

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Mey brot Meshkah.

 

[.zero]

LOST is the gayest show ever

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Got GTA, it's THE SOOOO COOL!

 

[.zero]

ya my friend got it the other day and was telling me how its incredibly addicting compared to the previous ones.

don't f*ck with albanians is the advice he has given me thus far