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[swag]

This just in... Massimo Moratti's acute gastro-intestinal distress was apparently mistaken for his premature death. Apparently too much of a bad batch of osso buco was enough to make Italian journalists slyly reference Leonardo da Vinci's famous fresco, "The Last Supper," in relation to Mr. Moratti's condition last night.

Sympathy for Mr. Moratti's condition has been pouring in from across the country. Juventus sporting director, Alessio Secco, reportedly sent Mr. Moratti a gift basket bouquet of vitello tonnato and a selection of various Piemontese cheeses upon hearing the news.

 

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[Enron]

This just in....





Bing Bong Bing Bong Bing.

 

[swag]

So last night I am meeting a couple of friends at a restaurant near 18th & Castro in the heart of SF's Castro district. Walking by one of the storefronts oriented towards customers of the overly-male persuasion, I notice a sign:

"We buy used porn"

Genius.

Pado, I think your women's shoe consignment shop of horrors has a lot of potential with this.

 

[.zero]

Out of sheer curiosity and speculation would the store be divided into sections like "Gently used porn" and "Your bound to catch an STD just by standing here"?

 

[swag]

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I was not tempted to step inside for fear of being fitted with a ball gag and hood to be introduced to some of the regulars as "the Gimp".

Actually, the most intimidating the Castro really gets to boring old heteros like me are places like "Hot Cookie," where shirtless guys serve you their "big chunk" cookie specials.

 

[.zero]

Actually, the most intimidating the Castro really gets to boring old heteros like me are places like "Hot Cookie," where shirtless guys serve you their "big chunk" cookie specials.

mmmmm white macadamia nut

Forza niner country

 

[The Pado]

So last night I am meeting a couple of friends at a restaurant near 18th & Castro in the heart of SF's Castro district. Walking by one of the storefronts oriented towards customers of the overly-male persuasion, I notice a sign:

"We buy used porn"
Genius.

Pado, I think your women's shoe consignment shop of horrors has a lot of potential with this.

Pado's Used Porn Emporium

HIV Negative footwear our specialty.

 

[swag]

I think the phrase to use today is "Pre-Owned Porn"

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Massimo Moratti's Death Premature (Reuters)- Italian football fans will have to wait at least one more day to kick off hog-assed wild celebrations as the rumours of Internazionale F. C. Patron Massimo Moratti's death were greatly exaggerated. Like all men from civilized nations who venture into the wilds of Istanbul, Mr. Moratti quickly found a 9-inch butcher's knife buried in his stomach. Several citizens attempted to revive the unconscious billionaire, including a man in his early twenties who repeatedly urinated on the oil tycoon over the course of several hours.

Unfortunately for all involved, Moratti was eventually carried to a local hospital/veternary clinic and placed on what seems to be the Turkish version of Life Support. Anxious football fans around the peninsula will surely have a sleepless night, awaiting word that football's biggest priss has joined the ranks of the worm food.

This just in... Massimo Moratti's acute gastro-intestinal distress was apparently mistaken for his premature death. Apparently too much of a bad batch of osso buco was enough to make Italian journalists slyly reference Leonardo da Vinci's famous fresco, "The Last Supper," in relation to Mr. Moratti's condition last night.

Sympathy for Mr. Moratti's condition has been pouring in from across the country. Juventus sporting director, Alessio Secco, reportedly sent Mr. Moratti a gift basket bouquet of vitello tonnato and a selection of various Piemontese cheeses upon hearing the news.

So last night I am meeting a couple of friends at a restaurant near 18th & Castro in the heart of SF's Castro district. Walking by one of the storefronts oriented towards customers of the overly-male persuasion, I notice a sign:

"We buy used porn"

Genius.

Pado, I think your women's shoe consignment shop of horrors has a lot of potential with this.

Do shoes qualify though?

Pado's Used Porn Emporium

HIV Negative footwear our specialty.

* professional driver, closed shoe, do not attempt.

I think the phrase to use today is "Pre-Owned Porn"

Pado shall be a millionaire.....20 days or less.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

This just in....





Bing Bong Bing Bong Bing.

Korki?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

on same register this vid is hotness: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

 

[swag]

on same register this vid is hotness: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

That is pretty damn cool.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Altair, have you heard "Yeh Jo Halka Halka Saroor Hai" by NFAK?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Altair, have you heard "Yeh Jo Halka Halka Saroor Hai" by NFAK?

what kinda question is that i was totally immersed in NFAK when i was 15


oops i meant UNFAK

 

[Zé Tahir]

Then you'll probably enjoy these...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yl76dCXatKk

Jeff Buckley cover for that song

and

The Derek Trucks Band plays the tune to Sahib Teri Bandi

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uyEbunCxtLs

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Then you'll probably enjoy these...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yl76dCXatKk

Jeff Buckley cover for that song

and

The Derek Trucks Band plays the tune to Sahib Teri Bandi

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uyEbunCxtLs

legendary Jeff, i heard it before; nice response on the derek trucks

heres another unlikely cover http://youtube.com/watch?v=VvMNuuFSvN0

 

[Zé Tahir]

legendary Jeff, i heard it before; nice response on the derek trucks

heres another unlikely cover http://youtube.com/watch?v=VvMNuuFSvN0

Thanks, I figured people ought to know where it's coming from

What's that a cover to?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

it's an aria from bizet's "les pecheurs de perles"



original: http://youtube.com/watch?v=_QFgPtmM7Ps

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I don't speak none dat FRANCE!

 

[The Pado]

BatiFrance will kick your German ass.