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The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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Massimo Moratti's Death Premature (Reuters)- Italian football fans will have to wait at least one more day to kick off hog-assed wild celebrations as the rumours of Internazionale F. C. Patron Massimo Moratti's death were greatly exaggerated. Like all men from civilized nations who venture into the wilds of Istanbul, Mr. Moratti quickly found a 9-inch butcher's knife buried in his stomach. Several citizens attempted to revive the unconscious billionaire, including a man in his early twenties who repeatedly urinated on the oil tycoon over the course of several hours.

Unfortunately for all involved, Moratti was eventually carried to a local hospital/veternary clinic and placed on what seems to be the Turkish version of Life Support. Anxious football fans around the peninsula will surely have a sleepless night, awaiting word that football's biggest priss has joined the ranks of the worm food.
 

Vinman

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Jul 16, 2002
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Massimo Moratti's Death Premature (Reuters)- Italian football fans will have to wait at least one more day to kick off hog-assed wild celebrations as the rumours of Internazionale F. C. Patron Massimo Moratti's death were greatly exaggerated. Like all men from civilized nations who venture into the wilds of Istanbul, Mr. Moratti quickly found a 9-inch butcher's knife buried in his stomach. Several citizens attempted to revive the unconscious billionaire, including a man in his early twenties who repeatedly urinated on the oil tycoon over the course of several hours.

Unfortunately for all involved, Moratti was eventually carried to a local hospital/veternary clinic and placed on what seems to be the Turkish version of Life Support. Anxious football fans around the peninsula will surely have a sleepless night, awaiting word that football's biggest priss has joined the ranks of the worm food.

damn...:inter:
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
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Massimo Moratti's Death Premature (Reuters)- Italian football fans will have to wait at least one more day to kick off hog-assed wild celebrations as the rumours of Internazionale F. C. Patron Massimo Moratti's death were greatly exaggerated. Like all men from civilized nations who venture into the wilds of Istanbul, Mr. Moratti quickly found a 9-inch butcher's knife buried in his stomach. Several citizens attempted to revive the unconscious billionaire, including a man in his early twenties who repeatedly urinated on the oil tycoon over the course of several hours.

Unfortunately for all involved, Moratti was eventually carried to a local hospital/veternary clinic and placed on what seems to be the Turkish version of Life Support. Anxious football fans around the peninsula will surely have a sleepless night, awaiting word that football's biggest priss has joined the ranks of the worm food.
:lol:

greatness
 

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