Nick Against the World (177 Viewers)

GordoDeCentral

Diez
Moderator
Apr 14, 2005
70,838
changed carriers to avoid ohare... the good thing is my pops got me a better phone so i guess things went for the better...

but i aint done with TSA ohare.. them cats are finna get a whole can...:D

hows things on your end?? i might have training in chi town come the 14th.. .will fill u in if it gets confirmed...

i lost a wallet with 500 $ in cash at ohare once; not mention i had a memphis connection where they had to check id's to board i still dont know how i got on that flight. oh and the wallet was returned to me intact. the third weekend of january i ll be in nyc so if its before lets get some steaks.
 

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Hambon

Lion of the Desert
Apr 22, 2005
8,073
:lol2:

You be the nasty.



And you be the terrorist :D

What's good with you boner? Been a minute.
of course libyans were the original Terrorists like easy said...

walla not bad... just got back from KSA ...and now enjoying the time off till faaaking work starts again...

how u been my ninja??
 

Zé Tahir

JhoolayLaaaal!
Moderator
Dec 10, 2004
29,281
of course libyans were the original Terrorists like easy said...

walla not bad... just got back from KSA ...and now enjoying the time off till faaaking work starts again...

how u been my ninja??
Shit, home over break and working my ass for minimum wage. I thought you were in grad school, or you done with that shit?
 

Hambon

Lion of the Desert
Apr 22, 2005
8,073
i lost a wallet with 500 $ in cash at ohare once; not mention i had a memphis connection where they had to check id's to board i still dont know how i got on that flight. oh and the wallet was returned to me intact. the third weekend of january i ll be in nyc so if its before lets get some steaks.
Wow... will call them 2moro to see whats up... this would be the second n80 gone in 6months..

if things go as planned i should be there from the 14th till the end of feb... and ya steaks and pussy sound good... :D
 

Hambon

Lion of the Desert
Apr 22, 2005
8,073
Shit, home over break and working my ass for minimum wage. I thought you were in grad school, or you done with that shit?
Paused it for a minute... gots round 22 credit hrs left that i want to finish hopefully over the summer and next fall...

minimum wage...i feel ya bro.. them days workin like kunta kintai really shape a brova...

:rndh:
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
I'm so sick I once shat in a coffee filter and drank what came out.
I'm so sick I once ate a doughnut and put my dick in a fire hydrant.
I'm so sick I once chewed tobacco in my sleep.
I'm so sick I once gave Mariano Rivera a hand job, while he was on the mound.
I'm so sick I once called Capello on the phone and beat off to his Italian...and I don't speak it.
I'm so sick I once took three nails and put them up my butt then asked why that shit hurt.
I'm so sick I once punched a guy in the face and took a dump on his chest while singing the National Anthem.
I'm so sick I once pulled my dick out while driving fast just to piss in my own face.
I'm so sick I once stole my dad's wallet just to tell him it was stolen, then return it to him 3 days later.
I'm so sick I once smoked a cigarette in my own house then put it out on my ass-ball connection.
I'm so sick I once ripped up a piece of paper and shoved it down my dogs throat just to go ahead and kick him for puking in the living room.
I'm so sick I once told Michael Vick he was a nice guy.
I'm so sick I once cut my finger off and walked in to a store to buy a finger then got angry at them for being out of fingers.
I'm so sick I once stole a mouse from a Microsoft store then told the police I was looking for my own mother.
I'm so sick I once called up the whole nation of Israel then told them happy Eid.
I'm so sick I once called up the whole nation of Palestine and asked if they needed more Minoras.
I'm so sick I once ate my own head and vomitted up my own ass.
I'm so sick I once choked Brittney Spears and asked her how her dad was.
I'm so sick I once fucked a child and called the cops to tell them I had been raped by a nine-year-old.
I'm so sick I once watched TV and asked Abe Lincoln in my sleep how his headache was.
I'm so sick I once shot a president in the foot and laughed telling him to vote for ME!
I'm so sick I once took scissors to my own dick and blamed my mother.
I'm so sick I once played a song about killing jews real loud in Berlin while yelling "FUCK GERMANY."
I'm so sick I once chewed bubble gum just to stretch it across my own testicles and show my grandma.
I'm so sick I once told Andy to fuc the girl he was then currently fucking....
I'm so sick I once read a dictionary and then threw it out the window of a moving car yelling "LEARN, ASSHOLE"
I'm so sick I once flipped off my dad, then cut his eye out with a spoon.
I'm so sick I once told the governor I voted for him, then got drunk and told him I really didn't.
I'm just a sick guy.....
 

Zé Tahir

JhoolayLaaaal!
Moderator
Dec 10, 2004
29,281
Paused it for a minute... gots round 22 credit hrs left that i want to finish hopefully over the summer and next fall...

minimum wage...i feel ya bro.. them days workin like kunta kintai really shape a brova...

:rndh:
Word. I can't wait til I get a well paying job, hopefully it'll be before I get too old :D I 'm 22 but I feel old as shit already.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,169
ßöмßäяdîëя;1528613 said:
I'm so sick I once shat in a coffee filter and drank what came out.
I'm so sick I once ate a doughnut and put my dick in a fire hydrant.
I'm so sick I once chewed tobacco in my sleep.
I'm so sick I once gave Mariano Rivera a hand job, while he was on the mound.
I'm so sick I once called Capello on the phone and beat off to his Italian...and I don't speak it.
I'm so sick I once took three nails and put them up my butt then asked why that shit hurt.
I'm so sick I once punched a guy in the face and took a dump on his chest while singing the National Anthem.
I'm so sick I once pulled my dick out while driving fast just to piss in my own face.
I'm so sick I once stole my dad's wallet just to tell him it was stolen, then return it to him 3 days later.
I'm so sick I once smoked a cigarette in my own house then put it out on my ass-ball connection.
I'm so sick I once ripped up a piece of paper and shoved it down my dogs throat just to go ahead and kick him for puking in the living room.
I'm so sick I once told Michael Vick he was a nice guy.
I'm so sick I once cut my finger off and walked in to a store to buy a finger then got angry at them for being out of fingers.
I'm so sick I once stole a mouse from a Microsoft store then told the police I was looking for my own mother.
I'm so sick I once called up the whole nation of Israel then told them happy Eid.
I'm so sick I once called up the whole nation of Palestine and asked if they needed more Minoras.
I'm so sick I once ate my own head and vomitted up my own ass.
I'm so sick I once choked Brittney Spears and asked her how her dad was.
I'm so sick I once fucked a child and called the cops to tell them I had been raped by a nine-year-old.
I'm so sick I once watched TV and asked Abe Lincoln in my sleep how his headache was.
I'm so sick I once shot a president in the foot and laughed telling him to vote for ME!
I'm so sick I once took scissors to my own dick and blamed my mother.
I'm so sick I once played a song about killing jews real loud in Berlin while yelling "FUCK GERMANY."
I'm so sick I once chewed bubble gum just to stretch it across my own testicles and show my grandma.
I'm so sick I once told Andy to fuc the girl he was then currently fucking....
I'm so sick I once read a dictionary and then threw it out the window of a moving car yelling "LEARN, ASSHOLE"
I'm so sick I once flipped off my dad, then cut his eye out with a spoon.
I'm so sick I once told the governor I voted for him, then got drunk and told him I really didn't.
I'm just a sick guy.....
:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

This is the funniest shit ever.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,169
I'M SO SICK I once burned down a whole forest of Christmas trees that were designated to be delivered to the hospital rooms of cancer patients. Once the patients found out their trees were burned down and they would no longer have a Christmas, I ran through their corridors yelling Merry Christmas and throwing AIDS blood on their faces.
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,749
whats happening Nigels?beena bit too busy :burke: celebrating new-year in the good old scottish way:malt: :malt: :malt: :malt: :malt: to post too much
ßöмßäяdîëя;1528076 said:
...........WELL, GENTLEMAN, when the posts hit the forum, some guys type and some guys don't. Here's Andy, facing the fire, and there's Seven, hiding in big daddy's pocket. And what are you doin'? You goin' reward Seven, and destroy Andy. I don't know who posted at this place, William Howard Taft, William Jennings Bryan, William Tell, whoever, their spirit is DEAD.......if they ever had one, it's gone. You buildin' a rat-ship here, a vessel for internet going fuckfaces, and if you think you are preparing these posters for posting, you better think again. I say you are killing the very spirit the institution proclaims it instills! What a sham, what kind of a show are you mods putting on here today? The only class in this act, is posting next to me, and I'm here to tell you his keyboard is INTACT, it's non-negotiable. Know how I know? Someone here, and I'm not goin' say who (Seven), offered to post for him, only Andy here wasn't sellin'...... "Out of order, I'll show you outta order! You don't know what outta order is, Mr. Gobert! I'd show you but I'm too white; I'm too far away; I'm too fuckin' American. If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a FLAME-THROWER to this place! Outta order. Who the hell you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could post. And I have posted, boys like these, younger than these, their posts edited, their letters deleted. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated post; there is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sendin' this splendid foot-soldier back home to Pennsylvania with his tail between his legs, but I say you are executin' his POSTS!! And why?! Because he's not a true Juve fan! Juve fans, ya fuck up this boy, you're going to be Juve Bums, the lot of ya. And Bozi, Vinny, Nick, wherever you are out there, FUCK YOU too!
ahh Burke you know i love you like claire likes to smoke crack at teh back of the bus with her tin-foil and pen, i love you like pado likes raiding a virgin pooper, i love you like aaron loves his ginger goatee,like seven like american high-school shoot-em-ups and like greg likes nothing more than a morning cup of choc-full-o-nuts
:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

This is the funniest shit ever.
good to see that even in the new year, andy still finds time to lick out burke's anus
 

.zero

★ ★ ★
Aug 8, 2006
82,914
I'M SO SICK I once burned down a whole forest of Christmas trees that were designated to be delivered to the hospital rooms of cancer patients. Once the patients found out their trees were burned down and they would no longer have a Christmas, I ran through their corridors yelling Merry Christmas and throwing AIDS blood on their faces.
:rofl:

you fuckin grinch :pint:
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,665
I just read the last three pages and I'm pretty sure if these words were audible, it would sound like nothing more than excited crackhead chatter. And I love it. :D
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,169
So tonight we have the most efficient, fair and demographically-correct "judge" of the Primary vote for the 2008 Presedential Elections. Mike Huckabee, the Evangelical Southern Baptist, is the projected winner for the Republicans just an hour into this whole piece of fecal matter. Iowa is filled with Evangelical freaks who spend their days farming away, listening to what their idiot father says about the best political party in the world, the Republicans. The fact that so much importance in the Primaries is put on these fools in Iowa is just ridiculous, and it's unfortunate the results can move the other Caucuses and anybody can walk into these things and screw up the votes. The typical voter in Iowa is a conservative Christian, so of course they will love to suck the donks of that idiot Huckabee.

I think it's going to be Huckabee - Obama in the line for November. And if Huckabee wins, get ready for WWIII. That's all we need is another Pat Robertson in the White House, sending this country of fools to another Holy War.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,169
oh believe me giuliani is worse
You're right, but Huckabee is still a danger to this nation as I see him as a Christian Extremist who really has no clue how this world works in this day and age. He is totally based upon his Southern Baptist views, and the last thing we need in this country is someone who divides the nation in religion and doesn't respect those across the pond.

Obama owned on the left tonight and finished with an amazing speech that wasn't filled with worthless quotes and pulpit bullshit like Huckabee's tonight. Obama is the only choice for this coming election, a man of the world, something we thoroughly need in our current situation where we have no friends apart from England. The most important issues in America right now are restoring even a bit of an ounce of credibility around the world, our current economy, and the issue with Iraq. Obama is the best candidate to work with all those issues with his record in Illinois and his wordly perspective.
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
Moderator
Apr 14, 2005
70,838
You're right, but Huckabee is still a danger to this nation as I see him as a Christian Extremist who really has no clue how this world works in this day and age. He is totally based upon his Southern Baptist views, and the last thing we need in this country is someone who divides the nation in religion and doesn't respect those across the pond.

Obama owned on the left tonight and finished with an amazing speech that wasn't filled with worthless quotes and pulpit bullshit like Huckabee's tonight. Obama is the only choice for this coming election, a man of the world, something we thoroughly need in our current situation where we have no friends apart from England. The most important issues in America right now are restoring even a bit of an ounce of credibility around the world, our current economy, and the issue with Iraq. Obama is the best candidate to work with all those issues with his record in Illinois and his wordly perspective.
unless the dems make any kind of stride in the south it really doesnt matter who gets out of the primary. i think republicans got this locked.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,169
unless the dems make any kind of stride in the south it really doesnt matter who gets out of the primary. i think republicans got this locked.
Well, I'm not sure why you'd think that, as there are enough people who want a little change instead of dealing with these usual imbecile candidates from the right. Man, I don't know how you can support any of these Republican fools, especially being such a wordly person. Perhaps it's your business world talking through... ?
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
whats happening Nigels?beena bit too busy :burke: celebrating new-year in the good old scottish way:malt: :malt: :malt: :malt: :malt: to post too much
ahh Burke you know i love you like claire likes to smoke crack at teh back of the bus with her tin-foil and pen, i love you like pado likes raiding a virgin pooper, i love you like aaron loves his ginger goatee,like seven like american high-school shoot-em-ups and like greg likes nothing more than a morning cup of choc-full-o-nuts

good to see that even in the new year, andy still finds time to lick out burke's anus
We all do the love of each other....no worries.
 

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