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The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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Wigga party tonight at Claire's place.

Back in Asbury Park, Bruce and I and some of our mates would round up those wigga boys, push them into a car, drive down to Newark, push them out near Penn Station, and start yelling "these boys hate niggers . . . niggers, they hate niggers". They may or may not make it home.



True story. Shit like that happened, except I was the one in handcuffs getting pushed out of the car, and I would not have uttered the N-word.
 

Turdhead

Chickenegro no funny
Jan 14, 2005
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Where I grew up there weren't many niggers. On the primary school playgrounds though there were hundreds of what they call “ABC1s”, the lower to upper middle classes, singing. “Eeny meeny miny moe, catch a nigger by the toe, if he squeals let him go, eeny meeny miny moe. You-are-It!". And those niggers didn't mind because those niggers knew they were niggers.

True story. The clever ones knew this one as well.

“Walking through the jungle with my M16 after blowing the balls of a dirty fucking US marine, looked up a tree and what did I see!? A dirty black bastard trying to piss on me. So I lifted up a rock and I aimed at his cock and the dirty black bastard got an awful shock".
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,686
Andy,

Do you plan to be a weather man? Haven't you noticed it's weather fooking hot assed chick these days?



I can already tell she is far superior to Al "Fatman" Roker. Wanna know why? Cause she's hot! All weather people in the US are dudes. We don't get females doing the weather, and we definitely don't get hot ones. Fuck on that shit. Looks like there is yet another road block for young Andy to fulfill his quest to find a job overseas in weather.
 

Turdhead

Chickenegro no funny
Jan 14, 2005
3,106
It's because no one gives a fuck about the weather. Channel 5 putting that hot chick on broke the mold. You just don't see dudes doing it anymore here, it's a womans game these days. Those chicks are hot and men like imagine fucking hot girls against the weather chart, not Andy or Mickey Fish.
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,686
It's because no one gives a fuck about the weather. Channel 5 putting that hot chick on broke the mold. You just don't see dudes doing it anymore here, it's a womans game these days. Those chicks are hot and men like imagine fucking hot girls against the weather chart, not Andy or Mickey Fish.
If there were hot girls doing the weather here I would definitely watch. It's always nice to add to the "spank bank". Since we only or mostly have dudes, I just go to weather.com.
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
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Apr 14, 2005
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Where I grew up there weren't many niggers. On the primary school playgrounds though there were hundreds of what they call “ABC1s”, the lower to upper middle classes, singing. “Eeny meeny miny moe, catch a nigger by the toe, if he squeals let him go, eeny meeny miny moe. You-are-It!". And those niggers didn't mind because those niggers knew they were niggers.

True story. The clever ones knew this one as well.

“Walking through the jungle with my M16 after blowing the balls of a dirty fucking US marine, looked up a tree and what did I see!? A dirty black bastard trying to piss on me. So I lifted up a rock and I aimed at his cock and the dirty black bastard got an awful shock".
didnt think they allowed you to rhyme at hitler youth academies
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
83,235
Where I grew up there weren't many niggers. On the primary school playgrounds though there were hundreds of what they call “ABC1s”, the lower to upper middle classes, singing. “Eeny meeny miny moe, catch a nigger by the toe, if he squeals let him go, eeny meeny miny moe. You-are-It!". And those niggers didn't mind because those niggers knew they were niggers.

True story. The clever ones knew this one as well.

“Walking through the jungle with my M16 after blowing the balls of a dirty fucking US marine, looked up a tree and what did I see!? A dirty black bastard trying to piss on me. So I lifted up a rock and I aimed at his cock and the dirty black bastard got an awful shock".
wow that was rough
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
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ßöмßäяdîëя;1519306 said:
Claire, you make no sense, why would someone shoot a US Marine with an M-16? That's the main battle weapon of the US Marine, so either he killed one of his fellow soldiers, which a Marine would never do, or you are just wrong...
or she's just making it up...



hoooooo raaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
Apr 12, 2004
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Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,666
I can already tell she is far superior to Al "Fatman" Roker. Wanna know why? Cause she's hot! All weather people in the US are dudes. We don't get females doing the weather, and we definitely don't get hot ones. Fuck on that shit. Looks like there is yet another road block for young Andy to fulfill his quest to find a job overseas in weather.
It's because no one gives a fuck about the weather. Channel 5 putting that hot chick on broke the mold. You just don't see dudes doing it anymore here, it's a womans game these days. Those chicks are hot and men like imagine fucking hot girls against the weather chart, not Andy or Mickey Fish.
This might be alarming to me if I was studying broadcast meteorology... which I'm not.

In actuality, the field I will be entering is risk management, or specifically weather risk management, which combines knowledge in meteorology, financial derivatives and statistics. Therefore, I'll most likely be working for a consulting firm or energy company.

TV meteorologists are worthless and looked down upon.
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
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dont know much about weather girls but some of those women anchors are worthy of getting a hot carl IMO. especially those headline news biitches like rudi bhatiar.
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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ßöмßäяdîëя;1518978 said:
...as would I.


Dude, Jess Biel is hott...
I'm just not into statutory charges anymore I'm afraid.

Andy,

Do you plan to be a weather man? Haven't you noticed it's weather fooking hot assed chick these days?
I've certainly noticed.

The only big night these guys ever had was when the guy on the left relieved the other three when his HIV test came back negative.

Wigga party tonight at Claire's place.

Back in Asbury Park, Bruce and I and some of our mates would round up those wigga boys, push them into a car, drive down to Newark, push them out near Penn Station, and start yelling "these boys hate niggers . . . niggers, they hate niggers". They may or may not make it home.



True story. Shit like that happened, except I was the one in handcuffs getting pushed out of the car, and I would not have uttered the N-word.
So now you're getting your revenge, right? Kidnapping all these old punks one-by-one, extricating them from their dead-end jobs and pus-bag wives and 7 miscreant children with rap sheets... and then making their lives better by dumping them in Newark saying, "Whitey don't like dark meat!"

If you're going to start a story, be sure you know how to properly end it. ;)

I can already tell she is far superior to Al "Fatman" Roker. Wanna know why? Cause she's hot! All weather people in the US are dudes. We don't get females doing the weather, and we definitely don't get hot ones. Fuck on that shit. Looks like there is yet another road block for young Andy to fulfill his quest to find a job overseas in weather.
Au contraire. If I could plot the incidence of cleavage in TV weather forecasting over time, you would have thought it was a plot of global warming.

Andy: I hate to be the one to tell you this. But if you want a job in television with that degree, you had better invest in breast implants.

rudi bakhtiar is fucking hot, so i googled for some nice pics to rub one out to and stumbled upon some weirdo's site about her:

http://images.google.com/imgres?img...-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=rDw&sa=X

i'd still put it in her :tup:
I used to know someone who looked just like her, except she was inflatable. Problem was whenever we'd go out to dinner, she'd always just sit there with this gaping open mouth. I tried to fling things in it to keep myself entertained, but that often got us kicked out of the place.
 

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