Nick Against the World (27 Viewers)

[swag]

I don't know why really, but somehow stupidity is a turn on to me. I prefer to date smart girls, but banging a dumb girl is just so hot. Probably a lame stone-age domination reflex, but still...

Having watched that video, I couldn't help but laugh at the people who commented things like "stupid American". Like they were completely missing the opportunity there.

But who knows. Maybe some people would prefer to bang Miss Geography USA 2007 -- and complain that the hot chick sitting next to them, just one martini shy of a hot carl in the back seat of a Chevy Impala, didn't know that the Budapesti speak Hungarian. :burke:

i'd slap her with my baby arm

You mean the one growing out of your back?

Check out what sort of friends I have at Penn State and their stupidity that I'm actually implicated with.

http://www.psucollegian.com/archive/2007/12/12/police_student_stole_14k_with.aspx

Stupidity is an economic engine to those wise enough to exploit it. I would spend less time worrying about my dufus mates getting jailed for boneheaded things and instead agonize why I didn't come up with brilliant ideas like this first:

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ODD_MEDICAL_SCAM?SITE=1010WINS&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Dec 5, 9:54 PM EST

Man Sentenced in Bizarre Diagnosing Scam

MONROE, La. (AP) -- A man was sentenced to more than four years in prison for bilking friends and family out of more than $800,000 by convincing them that his wife was a government agent who could arrange to have their medical problems diagnosed by satellite imaging.

Brent Eric Finley, 38, of Rayville, was sentenced in federal court in Monroe to serve 51 months in prison followed by three years of supervised release. His wife, Stacey Finley, was sentenced in August to spend 63 months in prison and both are ordered to jointly pay restitution in the amount of $873,786.94.

The Finleys pleaded guilty in August to wire fraud, according to court records.

U.S. Attorney Donald W. Washington said in a news release following Monday's sentencing of Brent Finley that the couple convinced numerous people that Stacey Finley was a CIA agent and with her contacts she could schedule a medical scan of the victims' bodies by satellite imaging that would detect any hidden medical problems.

The Finley's convinced their victims that, if any medical problems were found, secret agents would administer medicine to them as they slept in exchange for payment, according to a bill of information filed when the Finleys were charged in May.

"These audacious criminals should remind all of us that scam artists will go to great lengths to take our life's savings," Washington said.

© 2007 The Associated Press.

 

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[Enron]

higher? as in showing your penis?

My penis or my vagina, maybe both. Maybe at the same time.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

hermie! yummy

two of my friends got busted on here http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/

 

[swag]

My penis or my vagina, maybe both. Maybe at the same time.

Hitting for the (menstrual) cycle?

 

[swag]

hermie! yummy

two of my friends got busted on here http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/

Whew. At least with you I somehow knew that link wasn't going to involve Solo cups... :sick:

 

[Bjerknes]

Stupidity is an economic engine to those wise enough to exploit it. I would spend less time worrying about my dufus mates getting jailed for boneheaded things and instead agonize why I didn't come up with brilliant ideas like this first:

Hey, you're right. That takes some creativity.

 

[Sarah]

hermie! yummy

two of my friends got busted on here http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/

Guys actually get busted on that site? Thats ridiculous.

I'm glad they don't have a www.dontdateherson.com

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Whew. At least with you I somehow knew that link wasn't going to involve Solo cups... :sick:

lol ever heard of the country nauru?

 

[Seven]

"Tiny?"

These nuts aren't tiny, dude. Don't be a hater, Hector.

I mean look at these shits, look at them. These balls are in your face like BLAUGH.

Oh, so you do mind.

 

[Turdhead]

If anybody needs to be reading that book, it's you.

Listen Michael Fish, you don't get first class honours degrees and published books if you need to read that book.

 

[The Pado]

Listen Michael Fish, you don't get first class honours degrees and published books if you need to read that book.

Could I get a mention in the Forward section of your next book?

 

[Enron]

Hitting for the (menstrual) cycle?

Only every time I step up to the plate.

 

[Enron]

Listen Michael Fish, you don't get first class honours degrees and published books if you need to read that book.

You have a book published?

 

[Turdhead]

Could I get a mention in the Forward section of your next book?

I knew I missed something last time!

Enron, yes. I'm working on my second.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You know, Andy, I think it's very good you that you don't let your tiny balls ruin your life.

I mean, others would consider themselves eunuchs, but you don't seem to be bothered.

is that a joke? Andy has larger, more snowman-like balls than most...

You gotta admit it is pretty funny though considering he stole it off the guy's MOM's cell phone.

That was HIS mom....

men without dicks

But with large hangers-on...

My penis or my vagina, maybe both. Maybe at the same time.

Word...

Listen Michael Fish, you don't get first class honours degrees and published books if you need to read that book.

Listen, dirty tramp, that's a good point!

I knew I missed something last time!

Enron, yes. I'm working on my second.

"Being a Slut for Dummies" doesn't count, scro.

 

[The Pado]

Listen, dirty tramp, that's a good point!

"Being a Slut for Dummies" doesn't count, scro.

Burke, if you don't mind your manners, I'll melt Andy's snowmanesque balls.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I fail to see how that's MY problem....

 

[GordoDeCentral]

how can you make england play a more boring football? easy hire Don fabio

 

[Enron]

I knew I missed something last time!

Enron, yes. I'm working on my second.

What a small world. I just delivered "books" to the local porn shop. You write books. Man that's krazy.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

how can you make england play a more boring football? easy hire Don fabio

What a small world. I just delivered "books" to the local porn shop. You write books. Man that's krazy.

READER!