Nick Against the World (27 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Burkey baby, you are really showing your creative limitations. Alcohol has just deadened your mind. You need acid to unlock and move in other directions. Claire and I wish to experiment with you, a chimp and a buttplug.

Add a battery, two pints of 10W-30, a gallon of Quakerstate and some jumper cables and we are in like flint....

 

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[Turdhead]

is this based on actual research you've done, or an educated guess ??

Based on this show on TV that challenged 2 teenages to stop wanking for as long as possible. One lasted about a week, the other two. They complained about being stressed out, irritable and having bulging nut sacks. The one that went two weeks was getting worried that he'd damage his nut sack so a man who knows about this things explained to him that at around 3 weeks his body would deposit the sperm itself as he sleeps. Anyway, he only lasted two weeks so I guess we'll never know.

My dad's much younger girlfriend.

Is she hot? Would you?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Hot for him? Yea, plus she's 20 years his junior, would I what, fuck her? Hell no, kinda too much like going back where you came from.

Why are you posting at 8am?

Gimme your number, I'll call you...that would be too much fun....

 

[Turdhead]

Hot for him? Yea, plus she's 20 years his junior, would I what, fuck her? Hell no, kinda too much like going back where you came from.

Why are you posting at 8am?

Gimme your number, I'll call you...that would be too much fun....

I'm at work. And no :hug:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

...of course not, i knew you'd back down.

Hit me up sometime....

+1 304-676-9988

 

[Turdhead]

I've saved the number, I'll have that prostitute girl phone you and talk dirty.

 

[The Pado]

I've saved the number, I'll have that prostitute girl phone you and talk dirty.

Haha, I'm reminded of the time Claire gave me "her" phone number and I called, only to reach Reception at Buckingham Palace. That was funny.





I was so caught off guard that the Administrative Assistant became very impatient and said, "sir, what is the purpose of your call?" and all I could come up with was, "I've got a 20 kilos of C4 strapped to me and I want to speak to Jesus!"

Yep . . . government watch list . . .

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Haha, I'm reminded of the time Claire gave me "her" phone number and I called, only to reach Reception at Buckingham Palace. That was funny.





I was so caught off guard that the Administrative Assistant became very impatient and said, "sir, what is the purpose of your call?" and all I could come up with was, "I've got a 20 kilos of C4 strapped to me and I want to speak to Jesus!"

Yep . . . government watch list . . .

You fucker......

 

[.zero]

i'm gonna go shoot up a few malls around my area, holla at you biitches in few

 

[Enron]

Malls are for pussies, the real action is elementary school cafeterias.

 

[.zero]

Malls are for pussies, the real action is elementary school cafeterias.

you're right, but i have a legit excuse, i wanted to get some holiday shopping done today also so i thought i'd kill 2 with 1 sub tre-8

 

[.zero]

where the fuck did this smiley come from :

:rndh:


that is some fucked up shit fellas

 

[Enron]

where the fuck did this smiley come from :

:rndh:


that is some fucked up shit fellas

Sweden, I think. I hear they hate black people there.

 

[Zé Tahir]

That smiley is distasteful, don't know why it was added.

 

[.zero]

i wanna know how that smiley can be worked into a convo with legitimacy. but no matter what its going in my sig

 

[Enron]

That smiley is distasteful, don't know why it was added.

It's no worse than this one...:jvefan: Well maybe its more demeaning. :jvefan: has to be the most annoying out of the bunch. It's the only smiley Ive ever wanted to smack the shit out of.:jvefan:

 

[.zero]

It's no worse than this one...:jvefan: Well maybe its more demeaning. :jvefan: has to be the most annoying out of the bunch. It's the only smiley Ive ever wanted to smack the shit out of.:jvefan:

it kinda looks like he's doing the carlton dance

 

[GordoDeCentral]

happy hannukah drink your gin and tonicah, and smoke your marijuanica!

 

[Enron]

it kinda looks like he's doing the carlton dance

He reminds me of a kid I grew up with who was totally annoying and could actually move his head like that.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

HEY!

Fuck you, Enron.....