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The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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aye but its my duty as a scotsman to inform anyone that those people do not represent us:pint: hey did your brother come to edinburgh?been scanning the newspapers for reports of a disturbance ina shoe shop and found nothing...you sure he is a real padovanno?
Aye mate, he went ot Edinburgh, but he's no shoe fapper.
He loved E'burgh. He found work in a bakery, but after 2 weeks he had to leave as he could not obtain a work permit. The filthy fucking Immo. So, he went back to Berlin, but the building that housed both his flat and the bar where he worked had burned, so he is currently back in the US trying to save enough money to return to Berlin.
 

Turdhead

Chickenegro no funny
Jan 14, 2005
3,106
Aye mate, he went ot Edinburgh, but he's no shoe fapper.
He loved E'burgh. He found work in a bakery, but after 2 weeks he had to leave as he could not obtain a work permit. The filthy fucking Immo. So, he went back to Berlin, but the building that housed both his flat and the bar where he worked had burned, so he is currently back in the US trying to save enough money to return to Berlin.
The only thing about that city is all the shit on the streets. Can't walk 10 steps without tripping over a bin bag. Or maybe they cleaned it up.

How can people claim the people of one of the biggest cities in the country doesn't represent the country? You can't eliminate Glawsgow like that. That's like us just cutting the North of the map. :lol:

Anyway atleast they turned those fucking woppers back. For that they deserve some credit. Unlike down here where they send those woppers to the house you hoped your pregnant, jobless, single 16 year old sister would get.
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,749
Aye mate, he went ot Edinburgh, but he's no shoe fapper.
He loved E'burgh. He found work in a bakery, but after 2 weeks he had to leave as he could not obtain a work permit. The filthy fucking Immo. So, he went back to Berlin, but the building that housed both his flat and the bar where he worked had burned, so he is currently back in the US trying to save enough money to return to Berlin.
i guess its my fault really mate, i should never have told you that its custmary here towave a freshly shorn scrotum in the face of the immigration officer to prove he aint no filthy,work-shy,benefit scrounging regular immo. he was supposed to show them his freshly waxed anal cleavage

The only thing about that city is all the shit on the streets. Can't walk 10 steps without tripping over a bin bag. Or maybe they cleaned it up.

How can people claim the people of one of the biggest cities in the country doesn't represent the country? You can't eliminate Glawsgow like that. That's like us just cutting the North of the map. :lol:

Anyway atleast they turned those fucking woppers back. For that they deserve some credit. Unlike down here where they send those woppers to the house you hoped your pregnant, jobless, single 16 year old sister would get.
you know you are bang on about the litter in edinburgh, which spoils an otherwise beutifuk city. as for weedgies, its not weedgies in general, just the knuckle scraper who support the old firm.

hell i bet those Lahdeners all grab a tight hold of their bags when they hear a trace of a scouse accent....not taht you would know:shifty:
 

Turdhead

Chickenegro no funny
Jan 14, 2005
3,106
i guess its my fault really mate, i should never have told you that its custmary here towave a freshly shorn scrotum in the face of the immigration officer to prove he aint no filthy,work-shy,benefit scrounging regular immo. he was supposed to show them his freshly waxed anal cleavage

you know you are bang on about the litter in edinburgh, which spoils an otherwise beutifuk city. as for weedgies, its not weedgies in general, just the knuckle scraper who support the old firm.

hell i bet those Lahdeners all grab a tight hold of their bags when they hear a trace of a scouse accent....not taht you would know:shifty:
I agree, it is a nice place. I've been many times. Mostly for the castle. It's beautiful. I have a thing for castles. They just need to pick up the bin bags.

I'm as London as it gets i'm afraid. I grew up here. I have the London mentality that I'm better than everyone else and the accent so it's hard to pretend but I like to.
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,749
I agree, it is a nice place. I've been many times. Mostly for the castle. It's beautiful. I have a thing for castles. They just need to pick up the bin bags.

I'm as London as it gets i'm afraid. I grew up here. I have the London mentality that I'm better than everyone else and the accent so it's hard to pretend but I like to.
explains a lot:heart:

but not why burke has not given me the pear necklace he promised me
 

Turdhead

Chickenegro no funny
Jan 14, 2005
3,106
ßöмßäяdîëя;1505438 said:
Just out of curiosity, you did attend the University of Liverpool, right?
I've a first from the University of Liverpool and a masters from St Martins London. I could be more pretentious.
 

Turdhead

Chickenegro no funny
Jan 14, 2005
3,106
you had a thirst for knowledge, studied sculpture at St Martin's college?

(lets see if you get this)
If I was supposed to get something, I didn't.

At Liverpool University I took BA (Hons) English Language and Literature. At St Martins London I took an MA Design. Neither were challenging or interesting. Both allowed me too much free time to take too many drugs.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
@ Bozi - don't let the fucker's two-week stint in the bakery fool you. He is all about being a lazy immo and drafting benefits. What do you think he's doing in the USA at this very moment. He'll never put one over on the Social Security here though.
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,686
If I was supposed to get something, I didn't.

At Liverpool University I took BA (Hons) English Language and Literature. At St Martins London I took an MA Design. Neither were challenging or interesting. Both allowed me too much free time to take too many drugs.
Interesting... those are both the reasons I gave up on English as a major.
 

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