Bill Callahan? That douchebag who coached not only the Oakland Raiders to failure but also the Oak Lawn High School Spartans to chokedom? (Oak Lawn being the Chicago suburb where I spent far too much time growing up.)
Talk about douchebags... the only worthy people to ever come from that part of Chicago were Jenny McCarthy and Ted Kaczynski. The rest are tools (Michael Flatley, Kevin Cronin of REO Speedwagon, Styx, etc.). Callahan included.
Death to corn. That shit has killed more people in its mutant forms (high fructose corn syrup, etc.) than the Bubonic plague ever did.
Was your spider sense the only thing tingling? Or was that just your dandruff shampoo?
You're supposed to say that with only four teeth in your mouth, you know. (And not necessarily your own teeth.) Have you had some dental work lately?