Nick Against the World (49 Viewers)

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
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the airport is gonna be soooo bad today. my flight is at 7 but i leave work at like 5. then the gov gonna search a kid like i'm made of c4 cuz i'm brown. FACK :tdown:
 

Enron

Tickle Me
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Oct 11, 2005
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IMHO regardless of whether england qualify or not mclaren should be booted out. all of his major decisions have blown up in his face and him having to go crawling back to beckham for salvation should have set the alarm bells ringing. this current generation of england players is the best in a long time (i hate to say) but they risk being like portugals "golden generation" of players who never really set the world on fire. the team should be able to qualify with pado in charge, showing them diagrams of how to fook a shoe at half-time, or amonkey who throws shit at them, mclaren has shown himself to be even less use than a shit-throwing-monkey in my eyes and his tactical naiivety will see them eliminated early from euro2008 if they get there
McClaren is straight dogshit. They may as well have played the U-21s against the Croats.


I was driving through the Pennsylvania boondocks today and stumbled upon Liverpool, PA today. It's named after the town in England. (it says so on the sign) How strange is that? I'll snap a picture on friday.
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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McClaren is straight dogshit. They may as well have played the U-21s against the Croats.


I was driving through the Pennsylvania boondocks today and stumbled upon Liverpool, PA today. It's named after the town in England. (it says so on the sign) How strange is that? I'll snap a picture on friday.
I was hoping more for the drive from Blue Ball, PA to Intercourse, PA myself...
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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I love how McClaren is dodging it with his get behind the team shit, errr doesn't he mean please don't boo me and demand my resignation? They should qualify with us throwing piss balloons at them, it's a fucking simple, mindless, easy task. Why should we bother? We should put as much effort into the team as they have into the whole campaign.

I'll be spending the whole tournament booing this shit, uninterested, worst excuse of English ever. Its sad Scotland and Northern Ireland can't/won't qualify, they've been awesome and they have national pride that I am jealous off. The team is an embarrassment, like everything else in this country right now. What a fucking cock of a place.
As much as I abhor your football and the arrogance that stems from it on behalf of some of your countrymen, I will try to be objective with this current post.

English football has some serious problems. Yes, it may have the best league club by club in the world, it may have the best players club by club in the world, and there is no doubt it has the most money club by club in the world. But that really means jack squat. For years your top league has been dishing out marketing ploys, having foreignors invest in your products, making people believe English football is the best brand of football in this day and age. While many people might believe the English have the best brand of football through their own personal experience, there are obviously some other imbeciles who believe that notion simply because they buy into the marketing of the Premiership. I have played this sport for longer than I can remember, have enjoyed all sorts of leagues, but the first thing I will say to people who believe English football is the best is that they're fucking idiots. If it was truly the best, it would win matches. But it simply doesn't. People continue placing ALL of the blame on McClaren, but then again many people placed ALL the blame on Sven. The English seemingly, from what I've seen, continue trying to find one scapegoat for their failures and it's becoming particulary annoying.

All I have been seeing tonight is McClaren this, McClaren that, he's the reason why England will not be participating in the Euro Championships. I say fuck that shit. You have a side filled with players promoted as THE highest of caliber by the Premiership marketers, trying to coerse people to believe that players such as Wayne Rooney and Peter Crouch are world class, essentially mounting all sorts of pressure on players who might not be as good as the marketers state. But in addition to that, the reason why the Premiership is considered by many to be the best league in the world is due to the fact it has more foreign influences than any other league.

What England is doing is building their side for failure. All this reliance on foreign influences, all this hype regarding their league, all this hype regarding their players, playing the ball around the pitch as quickly as possible, is obviously taking a toll on your nation as a whole. I gaurantee you that not even Lippi or Mourinho could win with this English side. You lot have become too consumed with your fast-paced play to actually hold the ball and make a little sense with it. This game continues to evolve and the football viewed in the Premiership is simply not suited for international play, as stated by many managers including Guus Hiddink and many of your own pundits.

Such failures are the work of your own shortcomings that nobody wants to realize. English football is not the best brand of football, the Premiership is not the greatest league the world has ever seen, and the strain the English put on themselves by their own doings is why they have failed to qualify for the European Championships.

Don't put all the blame on McClaren, put the blame on yourselves. For a nation that supposedly has the best league in the world not qualifying for the Euros or the World Cup, there is obviously something very wrong with your football.

All I'm watching right now are these sorry fucks on Sky Sports blaming McClaren for this debacle. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,669
All I witnessed during this match was the typical English tactic of throwing the ball forward as soon as possible and not holding the ball whatsoever. This will not win you anything unless you have fantastic strikers or wingers such as Henry or Ronaldo. It doesn't work in the real world, no matter how exciting people believe it is.
 

Bozi

The Bozman
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Oct 18, 2005
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best sexual position? if the english manager were the name of a sexual position which would it be?
the forward facing shit scooper


@andy- agree wholeheartedly, sure mclaren was a tactical flop but none of thos eplayers under his tenure had the fight required at the top level. never mind teh skill or tactical nous to succeed, still its refreshing that they blame the manager now instead of claiming to have the best player in teh world and then crucifying him when they inevitably get knocked out
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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I love how Lippi and Capello are being mentioned for the England job.

If it were down to Lippi, Capello, a steaming bucket of shit, and Alexi Lalas, the two Italians would still have no chance at getting hired. England hates filthy Immos who talk funny.
 

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