Nick Against the World (33 Viewers)

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The Pado said:
My friend Nick (no, not that Nick) thinks his penis is shrinking. He's telling anybody who is willing to listen. Big fooking deal, I say. The problem with having a giant dick and big balls is that it all dips in the water while you're shitting on the pot. What a fucking nightmare.
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Bah. Tell your friend Nick that watching all those Big Balls Bethany movies will make any man feel inadequate.
 

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Azzurri7

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Seven said:
Just how big is that penis..

Anyway, I see my reasons to post here are shrinking. So I'll talk to you guys in a couple of days or weeks, we'll see.

PS: Rab, you're a cunt.
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Somebody keep surfing the forums but can't really post, like Vin said, must be running out of friends:pint:
 
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You've been refreshing the Who's Online page every few seconds since Seven said he wouldn't be around for a while, haven't you?
 
The Pado

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Damn, Enron, looks like a Klan rally on a chilly North Carolina night, with the boys standing around waiting for Wilbur to show up with the heavy flannel sheets for winter wear.

"Where the Fuck is Wilbur? He's been gone like 2 hours."
"I dunno, maybe the dry-cleaners was a closed."
 
Zé Tahir

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Yo Vin, I was freezing my balls off outside the duty free when I left that message. Her someone said that radar detectors are illegal in NY, is that true? 'Cause I saw no signs for that.
 
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gray said:
You've been refreshing the Who's Online page every few seconds since Seven said he wouldn't be around for a while, haven't you?
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Oh, man, Graham. You must be wearing a body condom to step into this thread. :D

The Pado said:
Damn, Enron, looks like a Klan rally on a chilly North Carolina night, with the boys standing around waiting for Wilbur to show up with the heavy flannel sheets for winter wear.

"Where the Fuck is Wilbur? He's been gone like 2 hours."
"I dunno, maybe the dry-cleaners was a closed."
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:lol:

"Where's Clem? He's the only one who knows how to light the crosses without burning his hair."
 
Zé Tahir

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Vinman said:
radar detectors are illegal in Ontario, but not in New York state
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Yea I remembered that so I took it off. lol, after we left the Duty Free I took the bridge across and I got confused as to where to go, so I ended up at the customs for trucks. The guy was like "yea everyone seems to be making this mistake today".

Vinni, you guys should adopt the Canadian way....no freaking cops anywhere! I drove like 80-85 all the way to Mississauga and no cops!
 
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Zé Tahir said:
Yea I remembered that so I took it off. lol, after we left the Duty Free I took the bridge across and I got confused as to where to go, so I ended up at the customs for trucks. The guy was like "yea everyone seems to be making this mistake today".

Vinni, you guys should adopt the Canadian way....no freaking cops anywhere! I drove like 80-85 all the way to Mississauga and no cops!
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did you get my message on your voicemail ??
 
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