Nick Against the World (51 Viewers)

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,673
I'm a little busy right now, but I have a few points:

1) Greg, I agree entirely with equipping every single Italian with AKS-74's before matches. Such a decision will turn all Ultras into reasonable, respectable citizens. You know, like all Americans.

2) Dru, I hate all Mexicans as well. They should spend more time cooking up their wonderful food instead of trying to sneak over our borders and dying in earthquakes in PERU.

3) Burke, you can put your whole army against my team and I guarantee you it'll be your very last time breathin'. your simple words just don't move me, you're minor, we're major. you all up in the game and don't deserve to be a player, don't make me have to call your name out. your crew is featherweight. my gunshots'll make you levitate. I'm only 22 but my dick looks younger.

4) Enron, I hope to see you tonight.

5) Sarah, I will get to your private message soon. Sorry for taking so long to respond.

6) Andries, fine. Be that way. Nobody will take you seriously if you don't admit you were wrong. You stated a school shooting of such horror would never occur in Western Europe, but you were proven wrong in Finland. Case closed. But if you don't feel like admitting the fact you were wrong, that's quite alright. You will always be the President of this respected organization:
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,365
ßöмßäяdîëя;1497796 said:
But you are an asshole, so that covers it.
I never said I wasn't an asshole.

I'd love to meet Seven. See what he's capable of in real life, other than moaning in a forum.
I moan in real life too. I study history, will study Law next year and want to be a journalist. Why? Because that's the only way I can actually achieve something, through writing.

I don't know whether or not I would like to meet. I think not, because what's in it for me? I mean, I don't care what you're capable of in real life.
 

chester

Too busy to bother
May 20, 2006
15,055
Really Seven, I wouldn't mind meeting Rab, or a few of the other guys from here.

Maybe we could meet once, we can't live far from eachother in waffle country :D .
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
My friend Nick (no, not that Nick) thinks his penis is shrinking. He's telling anybody who is willing to listen. Big fooking deal, I say. The problem with having a giant dick and big balls is that it all dips in the water while you're shitting on the pot. What a fucking nightmare.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,365
Just how big is that penis..

Anyway, I see my reasons to post here are shrinking. So I'll talk to you guys in a couple of days or weeks, we'll see.

PS: Rab, you're a cunt.
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
Moderator
Apr 14, 2005
70,979
So hold on . . Seven was Nicks penis?
"Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off! "
 

Vinman

2013 Prediction Cup Champ
Jul 16, 2002
11,482
Just how big is that penis..

Anyway, I see my reasons to post here are shrinking. So I'll talk to you guys in a couple of days or weeks, we'll see.

PS: Rab, you're a cunt.
awww...whats the matter seven, you running out of friends here ??

it must be hard for a genius like yourself to actually have friendships with people who are obviously beneath you in terms of intelligence

you know what they say, a genius leads a lonely life...no wait, I just made that up !!

so long asshole !! :pint:


a parting shot of our special friend, seven-
 

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