Nick Against the World (87 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Hello Donna Nocerino:

Well I'm Number One in Livorno Football Society
And my Giant Penis still gathers notoriety
And I'll gladly fill your goal mouth
The scramble is never small
Donna Nocerino says I've got
The biggest balls of all.

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
and they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But Marco Amelia's got the biggest balls of all.

Some balls are held for throw-ins
Some balls are punted out
But when my balls are headed
It always makes me shout
They're PK's are always bouncing to the left and to the right
It's my belief that Marco's big balls should be held every night.

Listening to AC/DC?

 

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[The Pado]

Listening to AC/DC?

No, but everything comes to halt when that song comes on the radio. Well, that song without the Marco Amelia references.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

yea, i feel you.

 

[Enron]

Apparently we're going to bomb Iran. Well ladi-freakin-da.

My only regret is that I'm not greasy.

My only response is









































OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Pado, I needed you to pick up, I actually have something serious to ask you.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

My only response is









































OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!

Word...

 

[Sarah]

No, but everything comes to halt when that song comes on the radio. Well, that song without the Marco Amelia references.

Well Marco Amelia references makes that song.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I want you to write a song about the large labia amongst you and your friends.

 

[Bjerknes]

Lately I've been getting into It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It all makes more sense now.

But I did think that, from my days in Maryland, some of the problems extend beyond just Philly. For example, I remember documenting the affliction that universally strikes younger women across the entire state of Pennsylvania just after they get married: Pennsylvania Ass Explosion, or PAE. Unlike anal cannon syndrome (ACS), PAE can prevent people from walking into elevators ... and wearing sweat pants without inducing mass vomiting and hysteria.

It's not a pretty sight.

Tell me about it, dawg. In some ways I'd rather have Ahmedios here in Pennsylvania. At least he'd be able to do away with all these Jews here, just like he does in the Gaza Strip, flushing out lines of IDF soldiers with his raw sewage.

http://www.imemc.org/article/47554

This argument is dumb.

My respective argument, or the argument as a whole?

Actually, you were referring to Mexicans born in the USA not those merely residing in the US. Bottom Line. If you are born on American soil you can become an American citizen. At least for the moment.

Yes indeed. That is, if they choose to. If they don't become citizens, live within their own "Mexican niche," do nothing to assimilate, they are not citizens of the US nor American.

My only response is

OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!

Couldn't have said it better myself, Enron.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Tell me about it, dawg. In some ways I'd rather have Ahmedios here in Pennsylvania. At least he'd be able to do away with all these Jews here, just like he does in the Gaza Strip, flushing out lines of IDF soldiers with his raw sewage.

http://www.imemc.org/article/47554



My respective argument, or the argument as a whole?



Couldn't have said it better myself, Enron.

Word about the prez, I think the argument as a whole, and to the first thing:

 

[The Pado]

Bill Richardson for President.


But Obama is good too.

 

[Bjerknes]

Bill Richardson for President.


But Obama is good too.

You and your Mexicans.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Better than the chinks, niggers, or kikes.

 

[The Pado]

@ Swag - I was just talking to Burke about how I wanted a Reach-Around from you, and Burke thought you would be great at areach Arounds since you are 6'06" and most likely had gorilla arms.

I had no idea you were so tall. You really should be Bin Laden for Halloween. You wife can go as Timmy.

 

[The Pado]

You and your Mexicans.

Yes, I love Mexicans, but that isn't why I see Richardson as the real deal.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

@ Swag - I was just talking to Burke about how I wanted a Reach-Around from you, and Burke thought you would be great at areach Arounds since you are 6'06" and most likely had gorilla arms.

I had no idea you were so tall. You really should be Bin Laden for Halloween. You wife can go as Timmy.

She'll have to lacerate her own head off, but at least big Bin Laden can have a nice pike to hold while he screams, "Death to America!"


PS - RIP

 

[Bjerknes]

Yes, I love Mexicans, but that isn't why I see Richardson as the real deal.

Word, I think he's a good guy. He's certainly done a great job in New Mexico apparently, but I don't see him as a real candidate. Some of his foreign policy notions thus far have been a little out there.

 

[swag]

Tell me about it, dawg. In some ways I'd rather have Ahmedios here in Pennsylvania. At least he'd be able to do away with all these Jews here, just like he does in the Gaza Strip, flushing out lines of IDF soldiers with his raw sewage.

http://www.imemc.org/article/47554

I guess you couldn't call this an Ahmedios sighting, per se.

@ Swag - I was just talking to Burke about how I wanted a Reach-Around from you, and Burke thought you would be great at areach Arounds since you are 6'06" and most likely had gorilla arms.

I had no idea you were so tall. You really should be Bin Laden for Halloween. You wife can go as Timmy.

Yeah. My younger brother, the 6'7" ninjitsu/systema cop in a nearby suburb, is even bigger. The two of us are going out for Halloween together with a couple of basketballs. At first, people will think that we're going as the white David Robinson and Tim Duncan -- until they realize that for these Twin Towers, our basketballs are really Todd and Timmy's severed heads.

I don't have to tell you what's going as the Verrazano Bridge.

Yes, I love Mexicans, but that isn't why I see Richardson as the real deal.

But he's a New Mexican, pendejo.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

(What is the direct translation of pendejo?)

 

[swag]

(What is the direct translation of pendejo?)

I think it literally translates to pubic hair, but more typically is used to mean "asshole", "fucking idiot", and its variants. For example: