Nick Against the World (85 Viewers)

[Enron]

word, i became a stros fan when i moved to houston back in 99 but that was only cuz i like baseball and they were division winners and contenders almost every year back then so it was a good way to get to know the city and the sports climate of h-town

Hopefully Petite comes back home now that Torre is gone.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Thats Hector?

YEAAAAA BUDDY!


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I love it when you are watching porn and then just have to stop and laugh because something is said that just really isn't ever said during sex unless you a banging out a total whorebag. I was just watching this porno and this bitch was getting ripped through and she just says, out of nowhere, "I can't wait for you to cum on my face" and I had to pause because the guy was just like "YEA, ON YOUR FACE!"

That shit just doesn't happen.

 

[Enron]

YEAAAAA BUDDY!


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I love it when you are watching porn and then just have to stop and laugh because something is said that just really isn't ever said during sex unless you a banging out a total whorebag. I was just watching this porno and this bitch was getting ripped through and she just says, out of nowhere, "I can't wait for you to cum on my face" and I had to pause because the guy was just like "YEA, ON YOUR FACE!"

That shit just doesn't happen.

Unless you're having sex with yourself and you have multiple personalities. BLOOM!!!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Bloom.....inDEED!

 

[Azzurri7]

Watching porn is healthy. Thats what my doctor keep telling me.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I tell my doctor to stop playing with my balls.

 

[Bjerknes]

I bet you'd love to be an actual Italian.

The reason Mauro Camoranesi is and you aren't, is that Camoranesi has lived in Italy for a long period of time and speaks Italian. He also holds an Italian passport.

But Camroanesi has only spent about five years in Italy. I know of Americans who have spent more time there than him. A piece of paper designating you as something can be used as a standard, but a highly shallow one at that. There are even Americans who do not hold United States passports, as well as some Italians in regards to their own passport. So to be honest, a passport doesn't necessarily mean anything in this case. Vinni comes from two Italian parents while Mauro German Camoranesi only comes from one.

And you know what they say, family is everything.

Thats Hector?

That's Hector in another life.

But hey, who wouldn't want to be a dancing waffle with syrup dripping all over your tasty hot body?

 

[Azzurri7]

I tell my doctor to stop playing with my balls.

My left ball is pretty heavy. Ask your doc what shall i do about it?

That's Hector in another life.

But hey, who wouldn't want to be a dancing waffle with syrup dripping all over your tasty hot body?

I always thought Hector is living the "Belgium Dream", who wouldn't want to be Hector seriously?

 

[Bjerknes]

BIG fucking Saturday coming up this weekend. First off, at 2:30, we have Napoli vs. Juventus, a match we have been salivating over since 2001. It is going to be one hell of a match, despite the unfortunate absence of Pavel Nedved unless our idiotic directors challenge the ruling.

Then, at 8pm on ABC, we have number one Ohio State against Penn State in Happy Valley. While the Buckeyes are easily the better team than my school, I believe they are overrated and if this season has any convergence, there will not be an undefeated side in this year's BCS. While Morelli is perhaps the worst quarterback in the Big Ten, we have a chance to cause an upset just like we did two years ago against those cunts across the border. It should turn out to be a close game.

What a weekend! With the Burke coming up to State College, I will be lucky to live(r) after this coming weekend. But that means I could end up going to a better place... joining Todd and Timmy (RIP).

Damn, I need to specify in my Will that my head shall be dismembered from my body and tossed over the Verrazano. That would be fucking awesome.

 

[swag]

Watching porn is healthy. Thats what my doctor keep telling me.

You mean everytime you walk into his office and catch him jerking off to Teletubbies? :doh:

 

[Seven]

But Camroanesi has only spent about five years in Italy. I know of Americans who have spent more time there than him. A piece of paper designating you as something can be used as a standard, but a highly shallow one at that. There are even Americans who do not hold United States passports, as well as some Italians in regards to their own passport. So to be honest, a passport doesn't necessarily mean anything in this case. Vinni comes from two Italian parents while Mauro German Camoranesi only comes from one.

And you know what they say, family is everything.

That's a load of crap, Andy. Camoranesi has spent five years, Vinman has spent a couple of days. And he hardly remembers them. He was five years old FFS. If Vinman comes from two, direct, Italian parents, he could hold an Italian passport. But even then I would not consider him to be a true Italian. You become Italian by living in Italy, but mostly by being bred in an Italian culture. Vinman grew up in an Italian American culture, which is vastly different.

 

[swag]

That's a load of crap, Andy. Camoranesi has spent five years, Vinman has spent a couple of days. And he hardly remembers them. He was five years old FFS. If Vinman comes from two, direct, Italian parents, he could hold an Italian passport. But even then I would not consider him to be a true Italian. You become Italian by living in Italy, but mostly by being bred in an Italian culture. Vinman grew up in an Italian American culture, which is vastly different.

Still on that old Soprano's episode in Sicily I see, Seven.

 

[Seven]

Still on that old Soprano's episode in Sicily I see, Seven.

That episode was in Naples.

But I wasn't really including that in my point, even though good, old Tony would agree with me. The thing is, a man who isn't aware of what traffic looks like in Napoli cannot be considered the least bit Italian. The traffic is legendary and Italians love to bitch about it themselves. Vinman simply doesn't have a clue.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

So Andy doesn't hold a passport, is he less American than I?

 

[Bjerknes]

That's a load of crap, Andy. Camoranesi has spent five years, Vinman has spent a couple of days. And he hardly remembers them. He was five years old FFS. If Vinman comes from two, direct, Italian parents, he could hold an Italian passport. But even then I would not consider him to be a true Italian. You become Italian by living in Italy, but mostly by being bred in an Italian culture. Vinman grew up in an Italian American culture, which is vastly different.

It's not a load of crap whatsoever. I'm not sure about Vinni, but there are some citizens in the United States that have grown up here within their little "culture niches" of their parents' homeland. For instance, Nick here grew up in a "Little Italy" sort of setting outside of New York City after his parents "walked off the boat" at Ellis Island. He grew up speaking the Italian language, learning from his Italian parents, living in a true Italian setting albeit 5,000 miles away from Italy. It's the same story for many of the Mexicans living within this country attending football matches heckling American footballers while wearing their Mexican flag. Some of those Mexicans were born and raised here, too, but cannot speak English. Are they in any way United States citizens? I don't think so.

So where do we draw the dividing line? I know where you want to draw it; somewhere that is subjective just to beat Vinni in an argument.

If you take this stance against Vinni and others, then you should certainly not support Mauro Camoranesi on the Azzurri as he is clearly not as Italian as various other people around the world whom you would deny the right to label themselves what they believe they are.

 

[Bjerknes]

That episode was in Naples.

But I wasn't really including that in my point, even though good, old Tony would agree with me. The thing is, a man who isn't aware of what traffic looks like in Napoli cannot be considered the least bit Italian. The traffic is legendary and Italians love to bitch about it themselves. Vinman simply doesn't have a clue.

I don't know, but this makes me chuckle a little bit. I mean, everybody in the United States maybe should know how much of a bitch it is to drive around New York, but then again about 50% of the citizens here probably have not been there before, so you cannot really blame them. Are these people not American?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

It's not a load of crap whatsoever. I'm not sure about Vinni, but there are some citizens in the United States that have grown up here within their little "culture niches" of their parents' homeland. For instance, Nick here grew up in a "Little Italy" sort of setting outside of New York City after his parents "walked off the boat" at Ellis Island. He grew up speaking the Italian language, learning from his Italian parents, living in a true Italian setting albeit 5,000 miles away from Italy. It's the same story for many of the Mexicans living within this country attending football matches heckling American footballers while wearing their Mexican flag. Some of those Mexicans were born and raised here, too, but cannot speak English. Are they in any way United States citizens? I don't think so.

So where do we draw the dividing line? I know where you want to draw it; somewhere that is subjective just to beat Vinni in an argument.

If you take this stance against Vinni and others, then you should certainly not support Mauro Camoranesi on the Azzurri as he is clearly not as Italian as various other people around the world whom you would deny the right to label themselves what they believe they are.

If they were born here, then they are citizens.

 

[Bjerknes]

If they were born here, then they are citizens.

I'm not sure. Yes, they obviously do reside here in that sense of being a 'citizen' of a town, but would I call them American if they did not happen to (culturally) assimilate and only lived within the confines of their own niche? I don't know, probably not.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ohh, they are citizens of the United States, but i would not call them "naturalised citizens." But we argue this "American Culture" when there really isn't one. Everyone here is off the boat. You, me, Eazy, Vinny, Pado, and even your uncle's Panucci.

 

[Bjerknes]

Ohh, they are citizens of the United States, but i would not call them "naturalised citizens." But we argue this "American Culture" when there really isn't one. Everyone here is off the boat. You, me, Eazy, Vinny, Pado, and even your uncle's Panucci.

True, but in relation to what Hector is going off about, unnaturalized citizens in Italy not assimilating with the rest of the population are hardly Italian as well.