Nick Against the World (50 Viewers)

[swag]

Swag - if we had gone a different route in life and perhaps became professional footballers, I think you would have been Marco Amelia and I would have been his giant penis.

Which would make Burke Fabio Grosso's gynecologist...

"Scoot to the edge of the table..."

 

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[Bjerknes]

Swag - if we had gone a different route in life and perhaps became professional footballers, I think you would have been Marco Amelia and I would have been his giant penis.

Fucking Pado.

Precisely the reason I only purchase 120s now.

I wish they would sell those.

The last time I had three Hurricanes and a bit of another, I woke up naked in my bed and found my shorts by the front door. Has Dirty Hurricane Hugo Sanchez paid you a visit at night before?

damn dude, i cant hang with 3 in 3, thats greatness bro for real int:

i cant drank like white ppl, thats my word on the real. everyone agrees that the crack down the potion like none other --- hands down

+rep

3 in 3 is not all that bad after food, but 3 in 3 while hungary is not very good. See my above post to swag.

Any big college matches tomorrow?

 

[Enron]

Newcastle time!

 

[Bjerknes]

Yo buddy, give me a few minutes and I'll give you a call. How long will you be up?

 

[Enron]

Probably midnight or so.

 

[.zero]

dirty fone secks is great after a nite of the likwid whore

its only 10 here but its gettin fucking krunk... in the pants

anal anal anal anal bum boobs

 

[.zero]

i'm not paki one bit but i used to beat it to benazir bhutto like whoa, we're watching her on cnn rite now and its like damn son, she got the bomb shit son

 

[Zé Tahir]

Guys, Xbox360 or PS3? I played Xbox 360 today and I think I'm going to convert (being a lifetime PS customer) Not only is it cheaper but it seems that the graphics are better. Not to mention the online gaming on it is freaking amazing! I can't imagine how it'd be if I was playing PES or FIFA against bammas from around the world!!

 

[The Pado]

i'm not paki one bit but i used to beat it to benazir bhutto like whoa, we're watching her on cnn rite now and its like damn son, she got the bomb shit son

Yeah, like 10 years ago . . . word.

 

[swag]

So Freddy Adu gets fielded by Camacho in the first leg of Benfica vs. Vitória Setúbal in the Carlsburg Cup (the newly sponsored version of Portugal's Coppa Italia/TIM Cup). But given that the Taça de Portugal is about as respected as the Coppa Italia, Camacho is fielding a B team.

That said, Adu's a little shaky when doing his dribbling tricks, but otherwise is providing good service from the deep wings. A few nice corner kicks too. Benfica is down 1-0 after a freak deflection and blooper shot over Quim in the first half. By 88' in, all the Benfica faithful are flooding out of the stadium to get a head start on traffic.

Sure enough, at 93' Adu takes a nice slot pass on the left wing and zips it just inside the far post for the equalizer from about 15m out. A smiling Freddy runs to the RTP cameras and says, "That Nedved wannabe f*cker, Andy Beck, thinks he knows shit about football just because I kicked his ass in a match once. Well, bite this, dog!"

Unfortunately, none of the RTP announcers could translate it much beyond the king fu grip he displayed on his linguiça. But at least I knew what was going down at the Estadio da Luz tonight...

 

[Seven]

Thank you. Now this is rational. And if it matters, but I think it doesn't, I'm not very tall, have a rather brown skin and have dark hair. If I'd walk around in Italy, no one would guess I'm not Italian. I suppose that, based on genetics, I'm as "Italian" as Vinman is. The only ones I consider to be Italians however, are those who hold an Italian passport.

I don't see why people think I want to be an Italian. I'm proud to be Belgian and I'm proud to be European. If I could choose to be Italian or Belgian, I'd like to be Belgian.




I haven't been in Napoli once. I've been there a couple of times. Five, maybe six. I've been pretty much everywhere in Italy. Sicilia, Sardegna, Lazio, Piemonte, Lombardia, Calabria.. I have visited every single one of the 20 regions.

You've been in Italy when you were five years old and you consider yourself Italian. That's just plain wrong. There's no excuse for such a fundamental lack of rationale. It does explain why you're not familiar with traffic situations in Napoli. I think everyone who has ever been in Napoli will tell you what I'm telling you. Napoletani will be the first ones to admit I'm right anyway.

In conclusion, you don't speak Italian and you haven't been to Italy ever since you were five. On what basis was it again that you claim to be an Italian?

Too bad you're not an Italian, Vin.

 

[JCK]

Continue your valuable discussion here, Seven.

 

[Bjerknes]

So Freddy Adu gets fielded by Camacho in the first leg of Benfica vs. Vitória Setúbal in the Carlsburg Cup (the newly sponsored version of Portugal's Coppa Italia/TIM Cup). But given that the Taça de Portugal is about as respected as the Coppa Italia, Camacho is fielding a B team.

That said, Adu's a little shaky when doing his dribbling tricks, but otherwise is providing good service from the deep wings. A few nice corner kicks too. Benfica is down 1-0 after a freak deflection and blooper shot over Quim in the first half. By 88' in, all the Benfica faithful are flooding out of the stadium to get a head start on traffic.

Sure enough, at 93' Adu takes a nice slot pass on the left wing and zips it just inside the far post for the equalizer from about 15m out. A smiling Freddy runs to the RTP cameras and says, "That Nedved wannabe f*cker, Andy Beck, thinks he knows shit about football just because I kicked his ass in a match once. Well, bite this, dog!"

Unfortunately, none of the RTP announcers could translate it much beyond the king fu grip he displayed on his linguiça. But at least I knew what was going down at the Estadio da Luz tonight...

:rofl2:

Word up to Freddy Adu. I'm surprised that idiot Camacho even fielded Freddy in his B-team. But well done and I'm going to have to catch Freddy's goal somewhere.

 

[Enron]

Break our your binoculars, load up the family shotgun, and set homeland security to speed dial #1. Once again the time has come...that's right its Islamofascim Awareness Week. Get ready for the party.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The Dutchman, the Kraut, the Ogre and the Savior of Munich

int:

Word, only you switched the first two up. And Toni is not a savior, he is "The Wopper/Greasy Pizza/Rigatoni."

where is the Kraut?i see a Polish immigrant who took a German job in there:faq1:

Word....

you could ahve a point there

all i know is podolski,klose,kuranyi,asamoah...jeez it seems if you wanna play upfront for germany the best thing you can do is not be german

Ummmm, okay, then ask yourself why the Altintop brothers and the Kovac brothers don't play for Germnay, as all 4 were born in Germany, and Bobby Kovac was born in Berlin.

I can imagine you pronouncing that

I just tried and it sounds pretty funny.

Word, it's a solid sounding name.

And none of them are wearing pants.

BUT! Tey are all wearing condoms and dental dams.

Oh my God. Another head has been found!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/10/19/pakistan.explosions/index.html

RIP Todd and Timmy.

RIP

130 people lost their lives, hardly a laughing matter.

Dude, everything is a laughing matter.

Over 3,000 Todd and Timmys lost their lives on 9/11, yet you still find the Verrazano Narrows joke funny.

Yea, and it's still funny...

Tahir is right that suicide bombings are not a laughing matter, however I don't feel any shame in laughing at the coward who actually committed the act.

Talk about placing heads on sticks at Ground Zero, I'd take a stick and try to hit the head that just flew over the Falafel stand.

I thought you hated baseball....what makes HEADBALL any better?

Nooooo!

I knew my hair would cause Muslims from Jeddah to Martinsburg to call for a Holy War on light hair follicles.

Me and Rami have nothing to do with this.

AND THE NIGHT HAS BEGUN!

I finally twisted open my first of three ice cold Hurricane 40's. There is nothing as satisfying as feeling a chugging buzz after another long week of insanity.

What are you lot drinking on tonight? Starting with my man Dru.

Word....

son is downin some choice cases of guiness, blue moon and a bottle of chimay red. where ever i end up tonite it will be crown and a splash of sprite to keep the kid honest

int:

wtf would i do without the sauce

Word...

Which would make Burke Fabio Grosso's gynecologist...

"Scoot to the edge of the table..."

I would finger that pussy until Totti's baby fell out.

Newcastle time!

Now that is what I am talking about.

dirty fone secks is great after a nite of the likwid whore

its only 10 here but its gettin fucking krunk... in the pants

anal anal anal anal bum boobs

What the fuck are you talking about?

So Freddy Adu gets fielded by Camacho in the first leg of Benfica vs. Vitória Setúbal in the Carlsburg Cup (the newly sponsored version of Portugal's Coppa Italia/TIM Cup). But given that the Taça de Portugal is about as respected as the Coppa Italia, Camacho is fielding a B team.

That said, Adu's a little shaky when doing his dribbling tricks, but otherwise is providing good service from the deep wings. A few nice corner kicks too. Benfica is down 1-0 after a freak deflection and blooper shot over Quim in the first half. By 88' in, all the Benfica faithful are flooding out of the stadium to get a head start on traffic.

Sure enough, at 93' Adu takes a nice slot pass on the left wing and zips it just inside the far post for the equalizer from about 15m out. A smiling Freddy runs to the RTP cameras and says, "That Nedved wannabe f*cker, Andy Beck, thinks he knows shit about football just because I kicked his ass in a match once. Well, bite this, dog!"

Unfortunately, none of the RTP announcers could translate it much beyond the king fu grip he displayed on his linguiça. But at least I knew what was going down at the Estadio da Luz tonight...

Word...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Guys, Xbox360 or PS3? I played Xbox 360 today and I think I'm going to convert (being a lifetime PS customer) Not only is it cheaper but it seems that the graphics are better. Not to mention the online gaming on it is freaking amazing! I can't imagine how it'd be if I was playing PES or FIFA against bammas from around the world!!

360 has better games, better play, and better graphics.

The only problem is that the 360 is prone to breaking down.

 

[Enron]

Fuck Microsoft.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I do agree with that.

 

[Bjerknes]

Suck my penisdick.

And check my location.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Already saw it......facecock.